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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while he puts a
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while he puts a Gangster cap on
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while he puts a Gangster cap on and says "Yo".
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while he puts a Gangster cap on and says "Yo". After this, John
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while he puts a Gangster cap on and says "Yo". After this, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while he puts a Gangster cap on and says "Yo". After this, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt proclaimed his name
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while he puts a Gangster cap on and says "Yo". After this, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt proclaimed his name was my name
     
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    My monkey's uncle studied for a degree in social talent of fuck and dance. So Uncle stole some crackers from a cranky old transvestite named aunt Bobby that liked all of the lights at Christmas time. He also used crack. He was ready to take the smurfin' Smurf and smurf around with his blueish nose that was actually a penis. Blowing his nose on a hobo's little Smurf that smelled like ass. Gollum yelled, "MINE, my precious! MINE!" as the Smurf stole the ring with his blue "nose" to impress the King; Shinoda who needed the nipple to suck to heal his broken belly button that was full of Smurf juice. King Shinoda decided that Rasta Mike was the best man to represent as court jester when he Smurfed up Aunt Bobby and himself just for a good bottle of Blue smurf berry juice. King Smurfalot was upset with Rasta Mike as he was swimming in poo and brown sugar with cinnamon pie. There was only one hope, and that was Rasta Mike's super huge afro taking transformation into small awesome sheep dog with a smelly furry ass that by looking at it from a telescope means that a full moon means Rasta Mike is a saiyan and a saint who will take a dildo and wack you across the arse, and stabbed you with a potato in the head while he puts a Gangster cap on and says "Yo". After this, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt proclaimed his name was my name. The lying bastard.
     
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    ^ :)lol: I say that's a great place to end it)

    Rasta Mike was
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe
     
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    Rasta Mike was smoking a Jeffrey while Samurai Joe strokes furry walls
     

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