Three word story

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  1. Ree

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    In Rio, a bird raped a coked up whore from Mars. It was a beautiful ritual, consisting of frozen caveman jizz and lightsabers from a monkey's butt named Jack The Chimp. It handled like a pimp, fo shizzle mah nizzle dizzle. Out of nowhere Alexandra Wallace started adopting Asian children to eat them in a rich King's stag night gravy sauce, topped with insignificant little beyotch sauce, drizzled in hot spicy Shankyshank curry sauce. Nemo ate it. Ree sucked a pomegranate flavoured straw. What the hell is beyotch sauce? It's Bin Laden's favourite mix of ketchup and cum soup with a hint of feces and garlic. Yum? Damn straight, ketchup smells like your Dracula flavoured piss covered dog. Derek got a promotion as a new beta tester for Transformer style dildos that transform into camcorders. "Yum!" He thought while penetrating Mike Shinoda's Labbit. Silly Labbit, Trix are for diabetics! But if you cook pigeons with long flabby dicks, you will see that you are my fire, the only one for fat pussy lips. Wtf Agent O! I'm a banana. Ree is sensitive, only while eating Gary Busey's hairy chocolate covered Kappas. Drugs make me write stories like this. A penis.

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    Cats need to shave their pussies
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of, puss-filled smelly
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of, puss-filled smelly Shinodakinis from Mars
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of, puss-filled smelly Shinodakinis from Mars with cream and
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of, puss-filled smelly Shinodakinis from Mars with cream and man boobs. It
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of, puss-filled smelly Shinodakinis from Mars with cream and man boobs. It smells like rancid
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of, puss-filled smelly Shinodakinis from Mars with cream and man boobs. It smells like rancid and really fishy
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of, puss-filled smelly Shinodakinis from Mars with cream and man boobs. It smells like rancid and really fishy dildos in New
     
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    Cats need to shave their pussies twice daily, in the name of the king, Shinoda, he who rules My Last Serenade. The one who ends this story eats a fat, hairy mound of, puss-filled smelly Shinodakinis from Mars with cream and man boobs. It smells like rancid and really fishy dildos in New Adam Baldwin nostril
     

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