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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek under Neptune's moons of planet deep throat
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek under Neptune's moons of planet deep throat. Saliva runs down
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek under Neptune's moons of planet deep throat. Saliva runs down with the cum
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek under Neptune's moons of planet deep throat. Saliva runs down with the cum and the pee
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek under Neptune's moons of planet deep throat. Saliva runs down with the cum and the pee of anal blowout

    Edit: This thread is sickening but funny hahah
     
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    Erm Meteora, you do know that the story doesn't actually have to be so sexual/sickening? Lol. Damn.
     
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    Erm Meteora, you do know that the story doesn't actually have to be so sexual/sickening? Lol. Damn. But I'll mail
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek under Neptune's moons of planet deep throat. Saliva runs down with the cum and the pee of anal blowout. The happy penguin
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flaccid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek under Neptune's moons of planet deep throat. Saliva runs down with the cum and the pee of anal blowout. The happy penguin died. The end.

    New story! That one was disturbing lol.
     
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    Wow, just when I try to save it with the happy penguin, you kill it. What a depressing ending. :lol:

    Marshmallow Boy was
     
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    Lol sorry. I was gonna say The happy penguin, called Joe, clapped... But then I saw the words anal blowout and thought fuck it, the penguin has to die to end this story :( LOL. I'm sure it went to penguin heaven though.

    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise,
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover to catch crooked
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover to catch crooked Monster Munch salesmen.
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover to catch crooked Monster Munch salesmen. A gang war
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover to catch crooked octopusses and spiders

    Edit: Nothing disturbing about this one ha
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover to catch crooked Monster Munch salesmen. A gang war between octopuses and spiders broke out when
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover to catch crooked Monster Munch salesmen. A gang war between octopuses and spiders broke out when DR. Evil came
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover to catch crooked Monster Munch salesmen. A gang war between octopuses and spiders broke out when DR. Evil came dressed in a
     
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    Marshmallow Boy was Kappa in disguise, he worked undercover to catch crooked Monster Munch salesmen. A gang war between octopuses and spiders broke out when DR. Evil came dressed in a Batman costume, he
     

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