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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex,cause Jesse's fucked like Fred Durst
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Brittney Spears
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots covered
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flacid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flacid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek
     
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    When the first was the last. And the last was the beginning of the middle. That's when Derek and his ketchup fucked a hotdog. The top stopped near Derek's vagina while the bun stopped near Derek's arse hole. It was so nice. A flaccid schlong shout out dust, Jesse's flaccid schlong smells like shit and a baboon's cum filled dick, what the shit? Meteora is fucked-up, like a balloon, Yes he is more fucked than Jesse's flacid schlong. Jesse's porn collection consists of geriatric rabid animal sex, it was funny like Fred Durst trying to rap with Britney Spears. Bald Britney is like old vagina, it needs vajazzling of dope soap made from crack with maggots crawling in her dusty boobs. So one day she died of a bad cold by anal fungus pre-chewed by vaginal teeth. Asshole eating is an art mastered by Derek under Neptune's moons
     

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