Someone sold my soul to your cookie one year, which Saqib ate aggressively under a bonsai tree. He started attacking anyone who tried to abuse more Seamen. He's THE SEAMAN-GUARDIAN. Who then died. He was ressurected. But died again. But not really. One day Saqib, Ree and Jaydogga helped Saqib protect Ree from the disease of awesomeness of being seaman known as Dereksvaginitis. Dereksvaginitis is a serious disease that can only be spread by Ree and tater tots. Saqib has Dereksvaginitis on Ree's head, wtf that doesn't even. I farted, which didn't compute. The diseased Seamen was disease stricken because Saqib bit his weiner off of an epic battle of weiners in Weinerville, Narnia - the land of epic weiners galore! Also, Spongebob came on Dumbledore's face after he ate VeLLi's roast potatoes, green beans, and Joe's fish fingers smothered in gravy and Seaman juice. It tasted like chicken. Suddenly Andrea became a narwhal and attacked all






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