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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at
     
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    once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp
     
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    once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake
     
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    once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus
     
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    once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of
     
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    once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses
     
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    once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen
     
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    once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims
     
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    once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims from the Linkin
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims from the Linkin Bizkit, and so
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims from the Linkin Bizkit, and so Liam Howlett saves
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims from the Linkin Bizkit, and so Liam Howlett saves his bitch by
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims from the Linkin Bizkit, and so Liam Howlett saves his bitch by being a Firestarter
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims from the Linkin Bizkit, and so Liam Howlett saves his bitch by being a Firestarter, he smacked her
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims from the Linkin Bizkit, and so Liam Howlett saves his bitch by being a Firestarter, he smacked her monkey up and
     
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    I once fell from the sky and landed on a huge, pointy dildo which was soaking with lots of different types of sauces and pigeon poo. What shocked me was it smelled like chocolate cake drizzled with warm, syrupy turtles. Timothy ate a penguins ass, savoring every munch, bite by bite until Aisha(Arashi) decided it was time to kill the sexual penis lords of magical Narnia. Suddenly a ninja riding a motorcycle performed an amazing stunt where he drove his large helicopter shaped penis into a Seaman's scaly ass whilst other Seamen got ninja blow jobs. As this happened, a bionic seahorse came on Paris Hilton's poodle. The poodle yelped in glee as it assaulted the Seamen with it's wooden spoon named George, he fondled them until they came over its curly pussy and shelf of cream pies, whilst tossing salad and belly dancing to the Sacred King Kappa's anthem,"I Smell Fart". King Kappa was a silly transvestite who seduced Seamen with his desaturated sense of accomplishment and seedy buns. As soon as the chance arose Kappa was teabagged by evil shelf pies from Lake Fart. A Huge Prick atop the snowy Russian mountains where frozen nipples reigned supreme in fighting off frozen testicles like Mortal Kombat. However one frightful day at Exploding Penis Camp located in Lake Fart, a hippopotamus ate all of the bare asses of the frozen Sub-Zero victims from the Linkin Bizkit, and so Liam Howlett saves his bitch by being a Firestarter, he smacked her monkey up and did the warrior
     

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