I've created a young kid One who eats too much and just crunches Crashes and lunges Rips his pants and drinks his strawberry punches But no one wants to see TV no more, no they want good books They want novels and poems with intro hooks They want advanced vocabulary with words no one understands Read my novel, grab a scone and pull up your pants Sing the chorus and hear it chant Yes I'm Elie from EEFactor Elie from EEFactor and I think this is the wrong chorus from a song But throw away you thongs Cause it's Elie from EEFactor and it's boring without me... I'm a guilt-trip to listen to I'm only eating you If I've run out of cheese nips and need to snack on something else in the living room But the only difference is, I got the sour patch grits And the power of kids Who love to be offensive and strong While they whip out their thongs And place them as bookmarks in their books As they complain of their looks But it feels so empty, without Elie ------------- Sorry guys, I got bored. lol.