WE ARE NOT LINKIN PARK

[Derek]

To everyone, and especially those of you who happen to believe we are the band, please stop using our forum's contact form to try and get in touch with the guys. We are not Linkin Park, nor do we have any way to get directly in touch with the band, so please stop writing us with tour requests, to tell us we're the best band ever, or to whine about Minutes to Midnight because it doesn't have enough teenage angst for you. There is absolutely no way any of the band members will ever read your letters if you send them to us, and any inquiries to the band should be directed through their official website www.linkinpark.com.

While we have had two interviews with band members, please keep in mind that this was through a lot of emailing and pestering of PR agents/close friends of the band, and not cause of any direct contact, phone numbers or email addresses we had of the band (because we don't have that). Therefore we will have no way to directly forward your correspondence through to the guys or get your questions answered, so please take note of this and quit writing us to ask when we're going to be playing the reading or leeds festivals. insert lol and funny Joe Hahn voice here

The contact form is only for general media inquiries (i.e. for magazines/rock publications/radios etc to contact us) or to report an issue with the site or registration, and NOT as a means to contact the band.

Thank you for your understanding and have fun browsing the forums!

[Chris]

Dont lie to them, Chester

[Mark]

Mike's going to be so pissed when I tell him his inbox is full.

[El Muerto]

Dont lie to them, Chester

You dumbass, he's not Chester! Todd is Chester and Derek is Phoenix!
He "interviewed" himself and thought it was cool.

I don't know who Mark is, though. I think he's one of the guys who drive their tour bus or something like that...

[Omar]

I see you guys have switched the contact emails without telling me. Tsk tsk lol.
Now you know the emails I was getting all day, but I don't really mind.

[Bryan]

People really do that?!

[Mark]

I've been asked if I was Mark Fiore before in PMs.

Other times, people have assumed I was him and asked me about LPTV/new DVDs.

[Louis]

Yeah, and Joe, who's a moderator, is the actual Joe Hahn. He puts not Hahn to throw you guys off.

I'm actually Rob Bourdon. Louis is a moniker to keep me under wraps.

Oh, shit, did I just say that?

[El Muerto]

Yeah, and I'm the actual Derek who owns this site. I'll tell you all about it some other time, it's too complicated..

[Todd]

*sigh* After receiving another e-mail that was intended for the band, despite this thread's existence, I've made some much needed changes to the contact form. And if this doesn't work, then I've lost all hope for humanity.

[Tomi]

I'm really tempted to send an email right now.

[El Muerto]

Can we see some of the e-mails?

[Rahat]

lol this is funny *spazzes like a teenie* omg todd is chester?!!?!

[Joe]

I might just remove the "Not Hahn" from my title just to see if people actually PM me.

Ofcourse, I'll only do that when I'm not busy running Suru and playing shows etc.

[Luke]

I have a confession to make. I'm Rob Bourdon. I'm also Brad Delson. It's only one person.

[Louis]

I have a confession to make. I'm Rob Bourdon. I'm also Brad Delson. It's only one person.

Brad, cut it out. I'm Rob.

[Astat]

And I'm Mark Wakefield. Needless to say, I hate all of you.

[~xXmEt30R4_1Uv3r_03.23.03Xx~]

I'm Jess from LPU.

[Kæton]

Eventually this joke is going to go stale and you're all going to look foolish.

[Harlz]

Can I be the roadie who stopped that guitar from hitting Mike in the head?
'Cos seriously, that guy probably has a fanbase of his own!