Why did the chicken cross the road?

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George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Ernest Hemingway's Answer:
To die. In the rain. Alone.

Grandpa's Answer:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Aristotle's Answer:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Karl Marx's Answer:
It was a historical inevitability.

Captain Kirk's Answer:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Bill Clinton's Answer:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Albert Einstein's Answer:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

L.A.P.D.'s Answer:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Homer Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was drinking beer with it at that time.

[Birger]

ROFLMAO!!

Funny stuff there! B)

[Rinkin]

LOL DUDE!! That's great! I love that stuff!

[Andrea]

Ha! That's very very funny!

[321xero]

how'd you come up with that?? it's hilarious!!

[Happy Gilmore]

hehehe nice

[Bryan]

Originally posted by image_distort@Mar 16 2003, 07:41 AM
Homer Simpson's Answer:
It didn't. I was drinking beer with it at that time.

Homer's awesome

[Rinkin]

Originally posted by Chester 76+Mar 16 2003, 07:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chester 76 @ Mar 16 2003, 07:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--image_distort@Mar 16 2003, 07:41 AM
Homer Simpson&#39;s Answer:
It didn&#39;t. I was drinking beer with it at that time.

Homer&#39;s awesome [/b][/quote]
Agreed.

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Originally posted by 321xero@Mar 16 2003, 06:17 PM
how&#39;d you come up with that?? it&#39;s hilarious&#33;&#33;

Actually I did not
I got this in my mail, and I thought to share it with you

I only came up with the Homer one, because I just saw "The Simpsons". That cartoon never fails to make me laugh.

Go Simpsons

[White Pony(turntables)]

Originally posted by image_distort@Mar 16 2003, 03:41 AM
Grandpa&#39;s Answer:
In my day, we didn&#39;t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

that is the funniest one there

[[Darken Hybrid]]

LOL&#33;&#33;&#33; LOL

[Mark]

AHAHA&#33; that&#39;s great&#33; i loved hemingway&#39;s "answer". that was hilarious.

[Hybrid Soldier]

that was good. give us more&#33;

[Pinkin Lark]

hahaha that was goos stuff&#33;

[LPro]

LOL hey i found the other version to it

NICCOLO MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

CHARLES DARWIN: Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

SIGMUND FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. (psychotic sexual freak guy&#33

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn&#39;t anyone ever think to ask "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and he said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

And of course the classic :
Because it wanted to get to the other side.

[Realm Creations]

that was a nice one image.........