Waiting for the Ketchup to come, Wishing I had strength, to stand This is not what we, had planned The waiter's out of con~~trooooool Boredom at the speed of light, Thoughts were spinning in, my head~ So many things were left, unsaid I should have got it "To go"~ I know what it takes to pour on, This waiter better not have liiied All I wanna do is smother this sauce all over you, Weeping over what I haven't, Got~ Sitting in an empty room, Trying to let time, pass This waiter needs to be, unmasked I wish I had got it "To go"~ I know what it takes to pour on, I know how it feels to taste, All I wanna do is pour this sauce all over you, Sobbing over what I haven't, Got~ Oh, come on-- oh come on oh-oh come on oh-oh- come on oh-ohhhhh! (I'm sick of this waiting, now where the f*ck is my ketchup!)