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Will
03-07-2004, 10:08 PM
Why Men Are Happier Than Women!

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invi te us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

Glenn
03-07-2004, 10:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't agree with one of them: "16. One mood, ALL the time."

Men have many mood changes and maybe some even more than women.

I'm glad people don't stare at our chest :P

Radical Dreamer
03-07-2004, 10:30 PM
LMAO :lol:

LPNeSSRGB
03-07-2004, 10:34 PM
LMAO. :lol:
My favourites are #8 and #27. ^_^

emmmers
03-07-2004, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Will@Mar 7 2004, 02:08 PM
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
Priceless :lol:

limited_edition
03-08-2004, 12:19 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! i was laughing for about 10mins after :lol: :lol: :lol:,

there all true got any more (i havent laughed that much since....cant remember)

Dan
03-08-2004, 12:23 AM
lol, that was all true

but #33 is weird :wth:
i dunno, how can someone "do" their nails with a pocket knife?

Alacrity
03-08-2004, 12:24 AM
lmfao :lol:

Matt
03-08-2004, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by When.Karma.Attacks+Mar 7 2004, 10:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (When.Karma.Attacks @ Mar 7 2004, 10:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Will@Mar 7 2004, 02:08 PM
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
13. People never stare at our chest when we&#39;re talking to them.
Priceless :lol: [/b][/quote]
All of them are&#33;

coley8605
03-08-2004, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by Will@Mar 7 2004, 04:08 PM
18. We know stuff about tanks.

That one is my fav, just because it&#39;s like, wow, do you want a cookie? Reminds me of something some little kid would say. :teehee:

May
03-08-2004, 01:22 AM
:lol: LMAO

I didn&#39;t know women had it so hard until i read this&#33;

Amy
03-08-2004, 08:09 AM
That&#39;s not fair&#33;



Hey, we can wear a white T-shirt to a water park too if we like....

Cal
03-08-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Amy@Mar 8 2004, 09:09 AM
That&#39;s not fair&#33;



Hey, we can wear a white T-shirt to a water park too if we like....
woo get the hose&#33;&#33; :lol:

Nikki
03-08-2004, 10:45 AM
I think Amy missed the pun. Though we can if we want people staring >_>

Yeah I&#39;d say that&#39;s all pretty true =P

Amy
03-08-2004, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Kat@Mar 8 2004, 08:45 PM
I think Amy missed the pun. Though we can if we want people staring >_>
lol, Nope, I got it&#33;

Adam
03-08-2004, 05:23 PM
lmao

^_^

I love it
the last 1 was good

Mechanical Christ
03-18-2004, 11:01 AM
Number 10 is sexist.

It&#39;s the "same job more pay" one.

:angry: