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Will
02-17-2004, 04:15 AM
After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating system - "it just works" - I couldn't help but wonder: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious...

Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?

Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn't it?

Windows 286: Yeah, we're still kidding.

Windows 386: Going boldy where Desqview has been for years.

Windows 3.0: It's finally worth buying!

Windows 3.1: It's finally worth using!

Windows 95: Going boldy where the Mac has been for years.

Windows 98: More usable! Less stable!

Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!

Windows ME: Less usable AND less stable!

Windows NT 1.0: Give me more hardware! NOW!!!

Windows NT 2.0: Damn it, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!

Windows NT 3.0: Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?

Windows NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I'd work. Honest!

Windows NT 4.0: Does less work than Windows 98 with twice the hardware and at one-half the speed.

Windows 2000: Works almost as well as Windows 98. Honest!

Windows XP: It just works.

:lol:!!!

Kęton
02-17-2004, 05:21 AM
LOL!!!

J-Flex
02-17-2004, 05:25 AM
i thought xp = xtra problems :unsure:

<Tino>
02-17-2004, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by J-Flex@Feb 17 2004, 05:25 AM
i thought xp = xtra problems :unsure:
Well not really but i prefer windows 2000...
Is there something wrong with me.... :mellow:

Will
02-17-2004, 05:38 AM
I think you guys are missing the whole point of the joke.

Ander
02-17-2004, 05:42 AM
I like 2000. It can stay on for weeks at a time. I haven&#39;t tried months, seasons or years yet though.

Kęton
02-17-2004, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by Will@Feb 16 2004, 07:38 PM
I think you guys are missing the whole point of the joke.
I think they did :unsure:...

<Tino>
02-17-2004, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Keaton+Feb 17 2004, 05:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Keaton @ Feb 17 2004, 05:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Will@Feb 16 2004, 07:38 PM
I think you guys are missing the whole point of the joke.
I think they did :unsure:... [/b][/quote]
.....Ohhh......
LOL :lol:

Leslie
02-17-2004, 08:04 AM
OMG

That was awesome. Good one Will&#33;

hybrid_soldier
02-17-2004, 02:22 PM
Haha&#33; that is soo cool&#33; nice one Will&#33; ;)

Neil
02-17-2004, 04:28 PM
As much as I would like to badmouth Microsoft right now, I have to say that Windows XP Professional version (when legitimately purchased) works quite well. When I first plugged my computer into the internet, all I had to do was plug in the cable and surf. That easy. Unlike Win 98 or whatever where you have to install like 400 drivers and reboot about 50 times.

Phantom Duck
02-17-2004, 06:26 PM
LMFAO.

At least, an advertisement that hides nothing from the consumer.

Cal
02-17-2004, 06:41 PM
lmfao

Nikki
02-17-2004, 09:34 PM
I love what you said about Windows ME. It&#39;s so true =P

Awesome stuff there Will =P

Anthony.
02-17-2004, 10:12 PM
Funny and actually true :lol: .

I must admit Windows XP Pro runs very well. I can&#39;t wait to see Longhorn.

J-Flex
02-18-2004, 09:25 AM
http://fun.sdinet.de/flash/games/metelev1_01.swf

use this link when u get frustrated of your windhows B)