Microsoft's Advertisements

[Willstar]

After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating system - "it just works" - I couldn't help but wonder: what were the slogans for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they became obvious...

Windows 1.0: Good joke, eh?

Windows 2.0: Still funny, isn't it?

Windows 286: Yeah, we're still kidding.

Windows 386: Going boldy where Desqview has been for years.

Windows 3.0: It's finally worth buying!

Windows 3.1: It's finally worth using!

Windows 95: Going boldy where the Mac has been for years.

Windows 98: More usable! Less stable!

Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!

Windows ME: Less usable AND less stable!

Windows NT 1.0: Give me more hardware! NOW!!!

Windows NT 2.0: Damn it, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!

Windows NT 3.0: Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?

Windows NT 3.5: With enough hardware, I'd work. Honest!

Windows NT 4.0: Does less work than Windows 98 with twice the hardware and at one-half the speed.

Windows 2000: Works almost as well as Windows 98. Honest!

Windows XP: It just works.

:lol:!!!

[Kæton]

LOL!!!

[J-Flex]

i thought xp = xtra problems :unsure:

[<Tino>]

Originally posted by J-Flex@Feb 17 2004, 05:25 AM
i thought xp = xtra problems :unsure:
Well not really but i prefer windows 2000...
Is there something wrong with me.... :mellow:

[Willstar]

I think you guys are missing the whole point of the joke.

[Ander]

I like 2000. It can stay on for weeks at a time. I haven't tried months, seasons or years yet though.

[Kæton]

Originally posted by Will@Feb 16 2004, 07:38 PM
I think you guys are missing the whole point of the joke.
I think they did :unsure:...

[<Tino>]

Originally posted by Keaton+Feb 17 2004, 05:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Keaton @ Feb 17 2004, 05:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Will@Feb 16 2004, 07:38 PM
I think you guys are missing the whole point of the joke.
I think they did :unsure:... [/b][/quote]
.....Ohhh......
LOL :lol:

[Leslie]

OMG

That was awesome. Good one Will!

[hybrid_soldier]

Haha! that is soo cool! nice one Will! ;)

[Neil]

As much as I would like to badmouth Microsoft right now, I have to say that Windows XP Professional version (when legitimately purchased) works quite well. When I first plugged my computer into the internet, all I had to do was plug in the cable and surf. That easy. Unlike Win 98 or whatever where you have to install like 400 drivers and reboot about 50 times.

[Phantom Duck]

LMFAO.

At least, an advertisement that hides nothing from the consumer.

[Cal]

lmfao

[Bandwagon]

I love what you said about Windows ME. It's so true =P

Awesome stuff there Will =P

[Anthony.]

Funny and actually true :lol: .

I must admit Windows XP Pro runs very well. I can't wait to see Longhorn.

[J-Flex]

http://fun.sdinet.de/flash/games/metelev1_01.swf

use this link when u get frustrated of your windhows B)