Make Your Folks Think You're Craaazy!

[Cassie]

This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!"

Ones marked with a "*" are things I've done to my parents.

Either write down your favorites or try them out on your folks. Have fun with it. :D


1. Follow them around the house... EVERYWHERE. *

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia. *

4. Say everything backwards... (ex: ...sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yas)

5. Give yourself a swirly.

6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!!!" *

7. Run into walls. *

8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house. *

9. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times. *

10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. *

11. Pretend to worship the devil. *

12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "Good morning sunshine!"

13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. *

14. Run in circles. *

15. Recite a whole movie 3 times. *

16. Pretend to beat yourself up. *

17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

19. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement.

20. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way. *

21. Super glue your finger up your nose.

22. Talk to a pen. *

23. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

24. Lay face down and chant like an Aboriginal tribe. *

25. Try and climb the wall. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you're a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"

29. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

30. Do what they actually tell you. *

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *

32. Eat your hair. *

33. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

34. Eat anything obviously not edible. *

35. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

36. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house. *

37. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people..." *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!" *

39. Try to snorkel in a fish tank

[Missy]

Originally posted by Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here's one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol.

[Cassie]

Originally posted by Missy+Feb 15 2004, 03:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Missy @ Feb 15 2004, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here's one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol. [/b][/quote]
Ooh *ponders intently* I wub it! :P

[hybrid_soldier]

Haha too funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Alacrity]

lmfao :lol:

[Steph]

you know what I do....make dolphin sounds for hours :D

[Ppr:Kut]

whoa :lol:

[ass_kicker]

some are pretty original. when they talk to you, dont look at them just look at one spot and keep on spinning around on your chair... funny sh*t, they really do think you're crazy. hah.

[Leslie]

Hmmmmm.... since I'm not at home to do these, I think I'll do them to my roommates!!! :lol:













:shifty: muhahahahaha!

[Cal]

or your friends, on your mobile phone, withold your number at 3am, phone them, and ask the time :rolleyes:

[[Fool]]

LMFAO! i s'pose u cud jst act like me...... :teehee:

[<Tino>]

:lol: :lol: :lol: LoL :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm going to try a lot of those

[Kæton]

I do a lot of those things sometimes.

I either get a smack up-side the head or they just ignore me :lol:.

[Willstar]

I would do those things, but I would probably just get yelled at, grounded, or hit.

[Hybrid_Bunny]

Originally posted by Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 07:53 PM
This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!"
After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you'll never ever want to leave home. :lol:

[Andrea]

Originally posted by Will@Feb 16 2004, 07:28 PM
I would do those things, but I would probably just get yelled at, grounded, or hit.
Same here.

[Missy]

Originally posted by Hybrid_Bunny+Feb 16 2004, 05:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hybrid_Bunny @ Feb 16 2004, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 07:53 PM
This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!"
After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you'll never ever want to leave home. :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

Exactly.

[Omar A]

:lol:

I'm gonna try those for sure

[Trish]

They are awesome!

But my folks already think I'm crazy just by looking at me.

[Naraya]

If I do these things, my parents would probably carry me place where some people whos are wearing white put straitjacket to me :wth: :mellow: :lol:

[Neil]

:lol: Last night my mom wanted me to do something but I said I couldnt because I had to go to the bathroom. So she was like "Then go!". So I stood there and grunted :lol: It was great

[Leslie]

Originally posted by Neil@Feb 18 2004, 09:23 AM
:lol: Last night my mom wanted me to do something but I said I couldnt because I had to go to the bathroom. So she was like "Then go!". So I stood there and grunted :lol: It was great
:lol: Good one!

[lpcrash]

i don't need to act crazy :whistle:

[The Modfather]

I simply come up with funny phrases that they have no clue how I came up with. (praise to you if you understood that).

Like I use "Something wicked your way comes" for horrible odors. I once made my mom piss herself from laughing so hard.

[Cassie]

Originally posted by Neil@Feb 18 2004, 11:23 AM
:lol: Last night my mom wanted me to do something but I said I couldnt because I had to go to the bathroom. So she was like "Then go!". So I stood there and grunted :lol: It was great
lol! I've done something like similar to my mom. I told her needed to go pee and she's like, "What are you waiting for then?" I stood there with my mouth gapping open and I responded with something, "Wow... you're good, I like your parenting skills!" :lol:

[TeMpEsT]

My mom tried to take me to a shrink after I punched him in the eye. They already think I'm crazy...

But this does sound like fun. I wouldn't do it if my father was around.

[Hybrid Soldier]

Originally posted by The Derek@Feb 18 2004, 11:56 AM
I simply come up with funny phrases that they have no clue how I came up with. (praise to you if you understood that).

Like I use "Something wicked your way comes" for horrible odors. I once made my mom piss herself from laughing so hard.
:lol: thats so funny. i gotta do that to my bro.

[Kæton]

My mom was chatting this morning, so I told her she should chat in "l337" and she called me a pervert :wth: :(.

:lol:

[TeMpEsT]

ROFL
Pwned
:lol:

[LPNeSSRGB]

Originally posted by Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 02:53 PM
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!!!" *

17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

22. Talk to a pen. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you're a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!" *
LMFAO :lol: Those are my favourites! I will definitely try those! I already drive my parents crazy, heh heh. Our family laughs at each other too much! :lol:

[May]

Originally posted by LPNeSSRGB+Feb 19 2004, 03:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPNeSSRGB @ Feb 19 2004, 03:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 02:53 PM
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!!!" *

17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

22. Talk to a pen. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you're a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!" *
LMFAO :lol: Those are my favourites! I will definitely try those! I already drive my parents crazy, heh heh. Are family laughs at each other too much! :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: those are my favorites too

[Amy]

:lol: :lol:

That is so awesome! I am going to try those on my mum!

[Mechanical Christ]

I cannot stop laughing.

[Cassie]

Originally posted by LPNeSSRGB+Feb 18 2004, 10:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPNeSSRGB @ Feb 18 2004, 10:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 02:53 PM
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!!!" *

17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

22. Talk to a pen. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you're a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!" *
LMFAO :lol: Those are my favourites! I will definitely try those! I already drive my parents crazy, heh heh. Our family laughs at each other too much! :lol: [/b][/quote]
My family laughs at each other too much too. It our guilty pleasure, laughing at other's misfortunes.

[Tomi]

:lol:
*lung explodes*
dangit...thats the secound time you guys made me laugh so hard
*tapes it back together*

[Mechanical Christ]

See! it's all your fault i can't stop laughing!! :rolleyes:

[Tomi]

Originally posted by UndeadSpectre@Mar 19 2004, 05:02 AM
See! it's all your fault i can't stop laughing!! :rolleyes:
well atleast you didnt have to tape ur lung up twice from laughing :shifty:

[lp_dreamer]

LOL
i think i mite try some of those


i lie on the floor and stick my head around the corner and go BOO so they only see just me head on the floor lol

[ella1432]

:lol:
here's a few:
1. swat at invisible flies
2. laugh uncontrollably for around 3 minutes and then when they look at you look back at them suspiciously.
3. develop unnatural fears of inanimate objects.
4.motion your mum/dad over, then lean forward as if you're about to say something, then just go back to what you were doing.
5. everytime you enter a room, sit on a chair, lean back too far, and fall over. stay there and laugh hysterically for ages. then, one day, get up, point at the chair, and say "you know, it's just not funny anymore."
6.smoke ballpoint pens.
7.smile-all the time
8.listen to radio static.
9.flush the toilet 3 times
10.when the phone rings, answer the door. when the doorbell rings, answer the phone.

[Dan]

Originally posted by ella1432@Mar 19 2004, 05:46 PM
1. swat at invisible flies
2. laugh uncontrollably for around 3 minutes and then when they look at you look back at them suspiciously.
3. develop unnatural fears of inanimate objects.
4.motion your mum/dad over, then lean forward as if you're about to say something, then just go back to what you were doing.
5. everytime you enter a room, sit on a chair, lean back too far, and fall over. stay there and laugh hysterically for ages. then, one day, get up, point at the chair, and say "you know, it's just not funny anymore."
6.smoke ballpoint pens.
7.smile-all the time
8.listen to radio static.
9.flush the toilet 3 times
10.when the phone rings, answer the door. when the doorbell rings, answer the phone.
LMAO, i already do all those things. :teehee:

[ass_kicker]

Originally posted by FRGT/1088+Mar 20 2004, 01:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FRGT/1088 @ Mar 20 2004, 01:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ella1432@Mar 19 2004, 05:46 PM
1. swat at invisible flies
2. laugh uncontrollably for around 3 minutes and then when they look at you look back at them suspiciously.
3. develop unnatural fears of inanimate objects.
4.motion your mum/dad over, then lean forward as if you're about to say something, then just go back to what you were doing.
5. everytime you enter a room, sit on a chair, lean back too far, and fall over. stay there and laugh hysterically for ages. then, one day, get up, point at the chair, and say "you know, it's just not funny anymore."
6.smoke ballpoint pens.
7.smile-all the time
8.listen to radio static.
9.flush the toilet 3 times
10.when the phone rings, answer the door. when the doorbell rings, answer the phone.
LMAO, i already do all those things. :teehee: [/b][/quote]
these rock... lollies... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Sam]

*creates checklist, places on clip-board* Hmm... *goes and finds a parent and starts @ #1 even if I've already done it*

Continued..

#40. If someone asks you what you are doing, reply in a serious tone without laughing, "I'm just about to go and frolic around in the field while riding a cow and catching butterflies, Would you like to join me?" Don't laugh after all is said and done.
^^Works like a charm.

[Adam]

i love them

[Mechanical Christ]

Cassie?





YOU


ARE

MY

HERO

[mazepa]

Originally posted by Missy+Feb 15 2004, 08:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Missy @ Feb 15 2004, 08:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here's one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol. [/b][/quote]
lol i will so try this one, lmfao im always up to scaring the crap out of the,,,....where do you get these things from??? :lol:

[ass_kicker]

Originally posted by mazepa+Mar 21 2004, 06:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mazepa @ Mar 21 2004, 06:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -Missy@Feb 15 2004, 08:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here's one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol.
lol i will so try this one, lmfao im always up to scaring the crap out of the,,,....where do you get these things from??? :lol: [/b][/quote]
they probably make them up ^_^ we have some creative people here ^_^

[ella1432]

if you want to get more of this stuff, go to www.brainofbrian.com
and go to Top Tens.

[Rachel]

I do that on a daily basis.

Plus at 3 in the morning, I blast Plc.4 Mie Haed, and at 6 when I wake up again, I hop down my stairs singing "Coconuts" by Monty Python.

But it doesn't work, because my mom and her boyfriend are crazier than me.

It's a competition here.

[ass_kicker]

Originally posted by Rachel@Mar 27 2004, 05:06 PM
I do that on a daily basis.

Plus at 3 in the morning, I blast Plc.4 Mie Haed, and at 6 when I wake up again, I hop down my stairs singing "Coconuts" by Monty Python.

But it doesn't work, because my mom and her boyfriend are crazier than me.

It's a competition here.
lol :lol: its good its good im trying it out next week.

[Cassie]

Originally posted by ella1432@Mar 19 2004, 12:46 PM
2. laugh uncontrollably for around 3 minutes and then when they look at you look back at them suspiciously.
3. develop unnatural fears of inanimate objects.
5. everytime you enter a room, sit on a chair, lean back too far, and fall over. stay there and laugh hysterically for ages. then, one day, get up, point at the chair, and say "you know, it's just not funny anymore."
7.smile-all the time

I have issues with laughing uncontrollably. I laugh at my own jokes, I find it entertaining, but then I realize I'm pathletic so I laugh some more. My laughter either gets to the point where I start to squawk or collapse. :blush:

I do have an unnatural fear of toasters... they scare my puppy, Gully too! Neil teases me about this fear. *stick out her tongue to Neil*

For # 5, I just always fall off chairs. lol.

There was a kid in my Gr 8 class and he never quit smiling! It was SO freaky. It was like he was stuck like that! He could be angry and you'd never know because he'd be smiling! :lol: One day, my best girlfriend predicted that if he got yelled at by the teacher he'd continue smiling. He did and it was priceless I tell you.

And I'm happy that I'm your hero, UndeadSpectre. At least I'm someone's. baha.

[Adam]

My folk already think Im crazy



So I don't need to read your amature was to make them send you to a phycologist.
Because I a proffesional wierd :D

WTF am I on about :mellow:

[Cassie]

Originally posted by Suicidal Tendancies@Mar 28 2004, 03:33 PM
My folk already think Im crazy



So I don't need to read your amature was to make them send you to a phycologist.
Because I a proffesional wierd :D

WTF am I on about :mellow:
I wouldn't have a clue. :lol:

[Glenn]

Believe me. Even with my mannorisms, my parents already know I'm crazy without doing all that stuff. I should do it though to add to all da crazyiness. :P