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Cassie
02-15-2004, 07:53 PM
This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!"

Ones marked with a "*" are things I've done to my parents.

Either write down your favorites or try them out on your folks. Have fun with it. :D


1. Follow them around the house... EVERYWHERE. *

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia. *

4. Say everything backwards... (ex: ...sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yas)

5. Give yourself a swirly.

6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!!!" *

7. Run into walls. *

8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house. *

9. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times. *

10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. *

11. Pretend to worship the devil. *

12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "Good morning sunshine!"

13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. *

14. Run in circles. *

15. Recite a whole movie 3 times. *

16. Pretend to beat yourself up. *

17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

19. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement.

20. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way. *

21. Super glue your finger up your nose.

22. Talk to a pen. *

23. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

24. Lay face down and chant like an Aboriginal tribe. *

25. Try and climb the wall. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you're a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"

29. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

30. Do what they actually tell you. *

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *

32. Eat your hair. *

33. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

34. Eat anything obviously not edible. *

35. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

36. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house. *

37. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people..." *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!" *

39. Try to snorkel in a fish tank

Missy
02-15-2004, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here's one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol.

Cassie
02-15-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Missy+Feb 15 2004, 03:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Missy @ Feb 15 2004, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it&#33;" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here&#39;s one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol. [/b][/quote]
Ooh *ponders intently* I wub it&#33; :P

hybrid_soldier
02-16-2004, 12:59 PM
Haha too funny&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alacrity
02-16-2004, 01:13 PM
lmfao :lol:

Steph
02-16-2004, 01:21 PM
you know what I do....make dolphin sounds for hours :D

Ppr:Kut
02-16-2004, 01:21 PM
whoa :lol:

ass_kicker
02-16-2004, 03:30 PM
some are pretty original. when they talk to you, dont look at them just look at one spot and keep on spinning around on your chair... funny sh*t, they really do think you&#39;re crazy. hah.

Leslie
02-16-2004, 03:42 PM
Hmmmmm.... since I&#39;m not at home to do these, I think I&#39;ll do them to my roommates&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:













:shifty: muhahahahaha&#33;

Cal
02-16-2004, 04:20 PM
or your friends, on your mobile phone, withold your number at 3am, phone them, and ask the time :rolleyes:

[Fool]
02-16-2004, 05:35 PM
LMFAO&#33; i s&#39;pose u cud jst act like me...... :teehee:

<Tino>
02-17-2004, 12:19 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: LoL :lol: :lol: :lol:
I&#39;m going to try a lot of those

Kęton
02-17-2004, 12:25 AM
I do a lot of those things sometimes.

I either get a smack up-side the head or they just ignore me :lol:.

Will
02-17-2004, 12:28 AM
I would do those things, but I would probably just get yelled at, grounded, or hit.

Hybrid_Bunny
02-17-2004, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 07:53 PM
This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?&#33;"
After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you&#39;ll never ever want to leave home. :lol:

Andrea
02-17-2004, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by Will@Feb 16 2004, 07:28 PM
I would do those things, but I would probably just get yelled at, grounded, or hit.
Same here.

Missy
02-17-2004, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by Hybrid_Bunny+Feb 16 2004, 05:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hybrid_Bunny @ Feb 16 2004, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 07:53 PM
This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?&#33;"
After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you&#39;ll never ever want to leave home. :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

Exactly.

Omar A
02-17-2004, 01:10 AM
:lol:

I&#39;m gonna try those for sure

Trish
02-17-2004, 10:11 PM
They are awesome&#33;

But my folks already think I&#39;m crazy just by looking at me.

Naraya
02-18-2004, 03:48 PM
If I do these things, my parents would probably carry me place where some people whos are wearing white put straitjacket to me :wth: :mellow: :lol:

Neil
02-18-2004, 04:23 PM
:lol: Last night my mom wanted me to do something but I said I couldnt because I had to go to the bathroom. So she was like "Then go&#33;". So I stood there and grunted :lol: It was great

Leslie
02-18-2004, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Neil@Feb 18 2004, 09:2