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Cassie
02-15-2004, 06:53 PM
This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?!"

Ones marked with a "*" are things I've done to my parents.

Either write down your favorites or try them out on your folks. Have fun with it. :D


1. Follow them around the house... EVERYWHERE. *

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. Pretend to have amnesia. *

4. Say everything backwards... (ex: ...sdrawkcab gnihtyreve yas)

5. Give yourself a swirly.

6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun! It's dying!!!" *

7. Run into walls. *

8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house. *

9. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times. *

10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. *

11. Pretend to worship the devil. *

12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, "Good morning sunshine!"

13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. *

14. Run in circles. *

15. Recite a whole movie 3 times. *

16. Pretend to beat yourself up. *

17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA!" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

19. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. Tell them you're making a fashion statement.

20. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way. *

21. Super glue your finger up your nose.

22. Talk to a pen. *

23. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.

24. Lay face down and chant like an Aboriginal tribe. *

25. Try and climb the wall. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you're a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"

29. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.

30. Do what they actually tell you. *

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *

32. Eat your hair. *

33. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.

34. Eat anything obviously not edible. *

35. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.

36. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house. *

37. Hold their hand and whisper to them, "I see dead people..." *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I'm drowning!" *

39. Try to snorkel in a fish tank

Missy
02-15-2004, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it!" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here's one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol.

Cassie
02-15-2004, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Missy+Feb 15 2004, 03:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Missy @ Feb 15 2004, 03:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it&#33;" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here&#39;s one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol. [/b][/quote]
Ooh *ponders intently* I wub it&#33; :P

hybrid_soldier
02-16-2004, 11:59 AM
Haha too funny&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Alacrity
02-16-2004, 12:13 PM
lmfao :lol:

Steph
02-16-2004, 12:21 PM
you know what I do....make dolphin sounds for hours :D

Ppr:Kut
02-16-2004, 12:21 PM
whoa :lol:

ass_kicker
02-16-2004, 02:30 PM
some are pretty original. when they talk to you, dont look at them just look at one spot and keep on spinning around on your chair... funny sh*t, they really do think you&#39;re crazy. hah.

Leslie
02-16-2004, 02:42 PM
Hmmmmm.... since I&#39;m not at home to do these, I think I&#39;ll do them to my roommates&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:













:shifty: muhahahahaha&#33;

Cal
02-16-2004, 03:20 PM
or your friends, on your mobile phone, withold your number at 3am, phone them, and ask the time :rolleyes:

[Fool]
02-16-2004, 04:35 PM
LMFAO&#33; i s&#39;pose u cud jst act like me...... :teehee:

<Tino>
02-16-2004, 11:19 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: LoL :lol: :lol: :lol:
I&#39;m going to try a lot of those

Kęton
02-16-2004, 11:25 PM
I do a lot of those things sometimes.

I either get a smack up-side the head or they just ignore me :lol:.

Will
02-16-2004, 11:28 PM
I would do those things, but I would probably just get yelled at, grounded, or hit.

Hybrid_Bunny
02-16-2004, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 07:53 PM
This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?&#33;"
After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you&#39;ll never ever want to leave home. :lol:

Andrea
02-16-2004, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by Will@Feb 16 2004, 07:28 PM
I would do those things, but I would probably just get yelled at, grounded, or hit.
Same here.

Missy
02-17-2004, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by Hybrid_Bunny+Feb 16 2004, 05:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hybrid_Bunny @ Feb 16 2004, 05:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 07:53 PM
This is a list of things you can do to make your parents think "WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?&#33;"
After doing all those, you end it off by telling them you love them so much that you&#39;ll never ever want to leave home. :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

Exactly.

Omar A
02-17-2004, 12:10 AM
:lol:

I&#39;m gonna try those for sure

Trish
02-17-2004, 09:11 PM
They are awesome&#33;

But my folks already think I&#39;m crazy just by looking at me.

Naraya
02-18-2004, 02:48 PM
If I do these things, my parents would probably carry me place where some people whos are wearing white put straitjacket to me :wth: :mellow: :lol:

Neil
02-18-2004, 03:23 PM
:lol: Last night my mom wanted me to do something but I said I couldnt because I had to go to the bathroom. So she was like "Then go&#33;". So I stood there and grunted :lol: It was great

Leslie
02-18-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Neil@Feb 18 2004, 09:23 AM
:lol: Last night my mom wanted me to do something but I said I couldnt because I had to go to the bathroom. So she was like "Then go&#33;". So I stood there and grunted :lol: It was great
:lol: Good one&#33;

lpcrash
02-18-2004, 04:40 PM
i don&#39;t need to act crazy :whistle:

Derek
02-18-2004, 04:56 PM
I simply come up with funny phrases that they have no clue how I came up with. (praise to you if you understood that).

Like I use "Something wicked your way comes" for horrible odors. I once made my mom piss herself from laughing so hard.

Cassie
02-18-2004, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Neil@Feb 18 2004, 11:23 AM
:lol: Last night my mom wanted me to do something but I said I couldnt because I had to go to the bathroom. So she was like "Then go&#33;". So I stood there and grunted :lol: It was great
lol&#33; I&#39;ve done something like similar to my mom. I told her needed to go pee and she&#39;s like, "What are you waiting for then?" I stood there with my mouth gapping open and I responded with something, "Wow... you&#39;re good, I like your parenting skills&#33;" :lol:

TeMpEsT
02-18-2004, 10:03 PM
My mom tried to take me to a shrink after I punched him in the eye. They already think I&#39;m crazy...

But this does sound like fun. I wouldn&#39;t do it if my father was around.

Hybrid Soldier
02-18-2004, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by The Derek@Feb 18 2004, 11:56 AM
I simply come up with funny phrases that they have no clue how I came up with. (praise to you if you understood that).

Like I use "Something wicked your way comes" for horrible odors. I once made my mom piss herself from laughing so hard.
:lol: thats so funny. i gotta do that to my bro.

Kęton
02-19-2004, 12:24 AM
My mom was chatting this morning, so I told her she should chat in "l337" and she called me a pervert :wth: :(.

:lol:

TeMpEsT
02-19-2004, 02:31 AM
ROFL
Pwned
:lol:

LPNeSSRGB
02-19-2004, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 02:53 PM
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun&#33; It&#39;s dying&#33;&#33;&#33;" *

17. Pluck someone&#39;s hair out and yell, "DNA&#33;" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

22. Talk to a pen. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you&#39;re a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU&#33;"

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it&#33;" *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I&#39;m drowning&#33;" *
LMFAO :lol: Those are my favourites&#33; I will definitely try those&#33; I already drive my parents crazy, heh heh. Our family laughs at each other too much&#33; :lol:

May
02-19-2004, 03:53 AM
Originally posted by LPNeSSRGB+Feb 19 2004, 03:54 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPNeSSRGB @ Feb 19 2004, 03:54 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 02:53 PM
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun&#33; It&#39;s dying&#33;&#33;&#33;" *

17. Pluck someone&#39;s hair out and yell, "DNA&#33;" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

22. Talk to a pen. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you&#39;re a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU&#33;"

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it&#33;" *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I&#39;m drowning&#33;" *
LMFAO :lol: Those are my favourites&#33; I will definitely try those&#33; I already drive my parents crazy, heh heh. Are family laughs at each other too much&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: those are my favorites too

Amy
02-19-2004, 05:06 AM
:lol: :lol:

That is so awesome&#33; I am going to try those on my mum&#33;

Mechanical Christ
03-18-2004, 12:11 PM
I cannot stop laughing.

Cassie
03-18-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by LPNeSSRGB+Feb 18 2004, 10:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPNeSSRGB @ Feb 18 2004, 10:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 02:53 PM
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "The sun&#33; It&#39;s dying&#33;&#33;&#33;" *

17. Pluck someone&#39;s hair out and yell, "DNA&#33;" *

18. Slither everywhere. *

22. Talk to a pen. *

26. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly. *

27. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead, say you&#39;re a lovely unicorn. *

28. In public yell, "NO MOM/DAD, I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU&#33;"

31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it&#33;" *

38. When you shower or bathe yell, "I&#39;m drowning&#33;" *
LMFAO :lol: Those are my favourites&#33; I will definitely try those&#33; I already drive my parents crazy, heh heh. Our family laughs at each other too much&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
My family laughs at each other too much too. It our guilty pleasure, laughing at other&#39;s misfortunes.

Tomi
03-19-2004, 03:48 AM
:lol:
*lung explodes*
dangit...thats the secound time you guys made me laugh so hard
*tapes it back together*

Mechanical Christ
03-19-2004, 04:02 AM
See&#33; it&#39;s all your fault i can&#39;t stop laughing&#33;&#33; :rolleyes:

Tomi
03-19-2004, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by UndeadSpectre@Mar 19 2004, 05:02 AM
See&#33; it&#39;s all your fault i can&#39;t stop laughing&#33;&#33; :rolleyes:
well atleast you didnt have to tape ur lung up twice from laughing :shifty:

lp_dreamer
03-19-2004, 09:34 AM
LOL
i think i mite try some of those


i lie on the floor and stick my head around the corner and go BOO so they only see just me head on the floor lol

ella1432
03-19-2004, 04:46 PM
:lol:
here&#39;s a few:
1. swat at invisible flies
2. laugh uncontrollably for around 3 minutes and then when they look at you look back at them suspiciously.
3. develop unnatural fears of inanimate objects.
4.motion your mum/dad over, then lean forward as if you&#39;re about to say something, then just go back to what you were doing.
5. everytime you enter a room, sit on a chair, lean back too far, and fall over. stay there and laugh hysterically for ages. then, one day, get up, point at the chair, and say "you know, it&#39;s just not funny anymore."
6.smoke ballpoint pens.
7.smile-all the time
8.listen to radio static.
9.flush the toilet 3 times
10.when the phone rings, answer the door. when the doorbell rings, answer the phone.

Dan
03-20-2004, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by ella1432@Mar 19 2004, 05:46 PM
1. swat at invisible flies
2. laugh uncontrollably for around 3 minutes and then when they look at you look back at them suspiciously.
3. develop unnatural fears of inanimate objects.
4.motion your mum/dad over, then lean forward as if you&#39;re about to say something, then just go back to what you were doing.
5. everytime you enter a room, sit on a chair, lean back too far, and fall over. stay there and laugh hysterically for ages. then, one day, get up, point at the chair, and say "you know, it&#39;s just not funny anymore."
6.smoke ballpoint pens.
7.smile-all the time
8.listen to radio static.
9.flush the toilet 3 times
10.when the phone rings, answer the door. when the doorbell rings, answer the phone.
LMAO, i already do all those things. :teehee:

ass_kicker
03-20-2004, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by FRGT/1088+Mar 20 2004, 01:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FRGT/1088 @ Mar 20 2004, 01:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--ella1432@Mar 19 2004, 05:46 PM
1. swat at invisible flies
2. laugh uncontrollably for around 3 minutes and then when they look at you look back at them suspiciously.
3. develop unnatural fears of inanimate objects.
4.motion your mum/dad over, then lean forward as if you&#39;re about to say something, then just go back to what you were doing.
5. everytime you enter a room, sit on a chair, lean back too far, and fall over. stay there and laugh hysterically for ages. then, one day, get up, point at the chair, and say "you know, it&#39;s just not funny anymore."
6.smoke ballpoint pens.
7.smile-all the time
8.listen to radio static.
9.flush the toilet 3 times
10.when the phone rings, answer the door. when the doorbell rings, answer the phone.
LMAO, i already do all those things. :teehee: [/b][/quote]
these rock... lollies... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sam
03-20-2004, 05:54 PM
*creates checklist, places on clip-board* Hmm... *goes and finds a parent and starts @ #1 even if I&#39;ve already done it*

Continued..

#40. If someone asks you what you are doing, reply in a serious tone without laughing, "I&#39;m just about to go and frolic around in the field while riding a cow and catching butterflies, Would you like to join me?" Don&#39;t laugh after all is said and done.
^^Works like a charm.

Adam
03-20-2004, 09:19 PM
i love them

Mechanical Christ
03-21-2004, 04:43 AM
Cassie?





YOU


ARE

MY

HERO

mazepa
03-21-2004, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by Missy+Feb 15 2004, 08:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Missy @ Feb 15 2004, 08:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it&#33;" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here&#39;s one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol. [/b][/quote]
lol i will so try this one, lmfao im always up to scaring the crap out of the,,,....where do you get these things from??? :lol:

ass_kicker
03-21-2004, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by mazepa+Mar 21 2004, 06:53 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mazepa @ Mar 21 2004, 06:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Missy@Feb 15 2004, 08:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Feb 15 2004, 12:53 PM
31. Switch the light switch on and off for a while, then say, "Ooh... I get it&#33;" *
:lol: I might try that one sometime.

Here&#39;s one:

Quietly follow your parents with about 2-3 feet between you and whenever they touch something, feverishly spray it with Lysol.
lol i will so try this one, lmfao im always up to scaring the crap out of the,,,....where do you get these things from??? :lol: [/b][/quote]
they probably make them up ^_^ we have some creative people here ^_^

ella1432
03-21-2004, 08:11 PM
if you want to get more of this stuff, go to www.brainofbrian.com
and go to Top Tens.

Rachel
03-27-2004, 04:06 PM
I do that on a daily basis.

Plus at 3 in the morning, I blast Plc.4 Mie Haed, and at 6 when I wake up again, I hop down my stairs singing "Coconuts" by Monty Python.

But it doesn&#39;t work, because my mom and her boyfriend are crazier than me.

It&#39;s a competition here.

ass_kicker
03-27-2004, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by Rachel@Mar 27 2004, 05:06 PM
I do that on a daily basis.

Plus at 3 in the morning, I blast Plc.4 Mie Haed, and at 6 when I wake up again, I hop down my stairs singing "Coconuts" by Monty Python.

But it doesn&#39;t work, because my mom and her boyfriend are crazier than me.

It&#39;s a competition here.
lol :lol: its good its good im trying it out next week.

Cassie
03-28-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by ella1432@Mar 19 2004, 12:46 PM
2. laugh uncontrollably for around 3 minutes and then when they look at you look back at them suspiciously.
3. develop unnatural fears of inanimate objects.
5. everytime you enter a room, sit on a chair, lean back too far, and fall over. stay there and laugh hysterically for ages. then, one day, get up, point at the chair, and say "you know, it&#39;s just not funny anymore."
7.smile-all the time

I have issues with laughing uncontrollably. I laugh at my own jokes, I find it entertaining, but then I realize I&#39;m pathletic so I laugh some more. My laughter either gets to the point where I start to squawk or collapse. :blush:

I do have an unnatural fear of toasters... they scare my puppy, Gully too&#33; Neil teases me about this fear. *stick out her tongue to Neil*

For # 5, I just always fall off chairs. lol.

There was a kid in my Gr 8 class and he never quit smiling&#33; It was SO freaky. It was like he was stuck like that&#33; He could be angry and you&#39;d never know because he&#39;d be smiling&#33; :lol: One day, my best girlfriend predicted that if he got yelled at by the teacher he&#39;d continue smiling. He did and it was priceless I tell you.

And I&#39;m happy that I&#39;m your hero, UndeadSpectre. At least I&#39;m someone&#39;s. baha.

Adam
03-28-2004, 07:33 PM
My folk already think Im crazy



So I don&#39;t need to read your amature was to make them send you to a phycologist.
Because I a proffesional wierd :D

WTF am I on about :mellow:

Cassie
03-28-2004, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Suicidal Tendancies@Mar 28 2004, 03:33 PM
My folk already think Im crazy



So I don&#39;t need to read your amature was to make them send you to a phycologist.
Because I a proffesional wierd :D

WTF am I on about :mellow:
I wouldn&#39;t have a clue. :lol:

Glenn
03-29-2004, 09:23 PM
Believe me. Even with my mannorisms, my parents already know I&#39;m crazy without doing all that stuff. I should do it though to add to all da crazyiness. :P