Oxymoron

[XxLPxX]

I decided to make a topic where people post "Oxymorons" or contradictory words. :D

For Example: Pretty Ugly :D

Jumbo Shrimp :D



Last edited by XxLPxX at Nov 16 2002, 12:43 PM

[Will]

"That was smart, stupid."

I say that all the time. :D

[Nikki]

Good shot deadeye....


does that count?

[Will]

"I see" said the blind man.

:lol:

[White Pony(turntables)]

"no you may not"

[Will]

Originally posted by White Pony(turntables)@Nov 16 2002, 05:11 PM
"no you may not"
I don't get it. o_O

[Mark]

Originally posted by White Pony(turntables)@Nov 16 2002, 06:11 PM
"no you may not"
huh??

i'm trying but can't think of any oxymorons.

[White Pony(turntables)]

Originally posted by Akuma-sama+Nov 16 2002, 02:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Akuma-sama @ Nov 16 2002, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--White Pony(turntables)@Nov 16 2002, 05:11 PM
"no you may not"
I don&#39;t get it. o_O[/b][/quote]
its a double negative wich means yes

[Will]

Kind of like this:

"Yeah, right."

:P

[White Pony(turntables)]

"wurst speeling evr :&#39;( "

[Mark]

Originally posted by White Pony(turntables)+Nov 16 2002, 06:15 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (White Pony(turntables) @ Nov 16 2002, 06:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Akuma-sama@Nov 16 2002, 02:14 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--White Pony(turntables)@Nov 16 2002, 05:11 PM
"no you may not"
I don&#39;t get it. o_O
its a double negative wich means yes[/b][/quote]
no, you may not = no, you can&#39;t do that

that&#39;s not an oxymoron

edit: well, maybe it is

[White Pony(turntables)]

Originally posted by LPFAN05+Nov 16 2002, 02:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPFAN05 @ Nov 16 2002, 02:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -White Pony(turntables)@Nov 16 2002, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by -Akuma-sama@Nov 16 2002, 02:14 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--White Pony(turntables)@Nov 16 2002, 05:11 PM
"no you may not"
I don&#39;t get it. o_O
its a double negative wich means yes
no, you may not = no, you can&#39;t do that

that&#39;s not an oxymoron[/b][/quote]
my language arts teacher always would correct me when i said "no you can&#39;t"

[Mark]

*points to the edit he made in his last post* ^^

[XxLPxX]

It isn&#39;t a oxymoron, but you can post those. :D

[CinnamonSpider]

Originally posted by XxLPxX@Nov 16 2002, 02:31 PM
It isn&#39;t a oxymoron, but you can post those. :D
yo, on the real...
an oxymoron consists of two words of contradictory meaning...
like...
Act Naturally
Good Grief
Advanced Basic
British Fashion ...juz playin ;)
and Microsoft Works ...coz it doesn&#39;t.

^_^ this isss fuuuuunnnnn&#33;

[Amy]

lol. i cant think of any but i will post some when i think of some :P

[White Pony(turntables)]

uh is this one?


"this hair dryer sucks&#33;"

[Magick]

Be a nonconformist, all the cool kids are doing it.

[CinnamonSpider]

icy blaze&#33; :D

[Will]

Holy hell&#33;

[XxLPxX]

upside down

[Mark]

military intelligence

[White Pony(turntables)]

"stand down"

[Will]

You know what&#39;s a real oxymoron? An escalator that goes down. Same with an elevator that goes down.

[LProckon]

hm...never thought of the escalator/elevator thing that way.

same difference

^i hate it when people say that... i don&#39;t know why.....

[LProckon]

Originally posted by White Pony(turntables)@Nov 17 2002, 05:09 PM
"stand down"
oh man, like that time in The Simpsons when Skinner told the kids to "stand down" and they were all confused as to what to do. :P that was funneh

and another one is bitter-sweet haha or sweet-n-sour, but not really...

[XxLPxX]

back it up :D

[Will]

"i slipped away closer to me..."

from a trust company song... lol. :lol:

[CinnamonSpider]

Originally posted by LProckon+Nov 18 2002, 04:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LProckon @ Nov 18 2002, 04:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--White Pony(turntables)@Nov 17 2002, 05:09 PM
"stand down"
oh man, like that time in The Simpsons when Skinner told the kids to "stand down" and they were all confused as to what to do. :P that was funneh

and another one is bitter-sweet haha or sweet-n-sour, but not really...[/b][/quote]
:lol: for reals&#33;&#33;
poor kids all confused&#33; it was mad funny&#33;
okay, here&#39;s one...
This is what i live for, would die for&#33;

[Omar]

awful pretty

[CinnamonSpider]

Originally posted by White Pony(turntables)@Nov 16 2002, 05:12 PM
uh is this one?


"this hair dryer sucks&#33;"
:lol: WTF? dude, your oxymorons alwayz got me thinking :huh: that is funny.

I don&#39;t believe in reincarnation, but I did in my past life.

[XxLPxX]

pretty ugly :D

[CinnamonSpider]

Originally posted by XxLPxX@Dec 9 2002, 01:26 PM
pretty ugly :D
:lol: that was the first one you said&#33;

i&#39;m not anti social, society is anti me :D

haha, we have around the same post count, usually all the regulars have more than me&#33; :(

[Grae]

Originally posted by Akuma-sama@Nov 16 2002, 12:22 PM
"I see" said the blind man.

:lol:
nonono, there&#39;s more to it:



"I see"....said the blind man to his deaf son. :D