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Todd
12-19-2003, 08:38 PM
Funneh :D

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at *once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Chris(tmas)
12-19-2003, 08:41 PM
lmao :lol: that was funny :D

Anthony.
12-19-2003, 08:44 PM
People are so perverted :D .

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lol :lol:

Nikki
12-19-2003, 08:51 PM
I'm gonna say a few of those at dinner and see what happens =P

Nice one, Todd XD

Cal
12-19-2003, 09:51 PM
ROFLMAO!

Omar
12-20-2003, 01:06 AM
THINGS NOT TO SAY:

Thanks for giving me the breasts...oh and thanks for the food too lol

okay that was corny :mellow:

arT saveS
12-20-2003, 01:24 AM
lol Todd those are great,
Omar....lmfao :lol:


Oh man I wish I was this humorous..

Todd
12-20-2003, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by In.My.Skin@Dec 19 2003, 08:24 PM
lol Todd those are great,
Omar....lmfao :lol:


Oh man I wish I was this humorous..
woah, dont give me the credit :D

i just copied and pasted from another message board, and he got it from somewhere else ;)

arT saveS
12-20-2003, 01:53 AM
Oh, oh well!! It's still as hysterical as the guys face in your avatar!

Personally, I think MJackson looks like a chicken...

Glenn
12-20-2003, 03:07 AM
ROTGFLMFFALO
(rolling on the goddam floor laughing my f*cking ass literally off)

Mmmmm breasts.

Uh....I mean the chicken.... ^_^

Amy
12-20-2003, 03:16 AM
:lol: :lol:

I don't think I have ever said any of them.

The Doctor
12-20-2003, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by Amy@Dec 19 2003, 11:16 PM
:lol: :lol:

I don't think I have ever said any of them.
Neither have I, but Im going to start :lol:

arT saveS
12-20-2003, 03:24 AM
I'm gonna be saying #2 to everyone :P

Phantom Duck
12-20-2003, 11:02 AM
I've tried these.
NOT during the christmas season.
:mellow:

EvolutionaryFuse
01-18-2004, 05:20 PM
Todd thos are genious, but i.ll have to wait till next christmas now ;) :lol:

J-Flex
01-18-2004, 05:40 PM
i would defenitly talk about the huge (.) (.)
choice 1 !! :rolleyes:

Alacrity
01-18-2004, 06:40 PM
:lol: lmao, perverted, but funny

Derek The Infamous
01-18-2004, 07:28 PM
I'll say all of these at the next family Christmas/Thanksgiving gathering.

Thanks todd.

Amy
01-19-2004, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by P#@nt0m Du(k@Dec 20 2003, 10:02 PM
I've tried these.
NOT during the christmas season.
:mellow:
That would be where you are going wrong then... :P