Idiotic Stuff You've Done...

[Matt]

You know how on Jackass it says "Do not try to recreate any of the stunts on this program."?My friend and I tried "Pavement Skiing" after seeing "Daddy and Baby" and "Mexican Snowboarding". I got on my rollerblades and attatched a couple of bungee cords to a bike.My friend started riding and when he turned,I started bouncing back and forth.One time when this happened I tripped over the curb and rolled on the pavement and he almost ran over me...One of the cords eventually got caught in the bike chain,though... :whistle:

[Caitlin]

Of course, everyone's seen the movie, Marry Popins. So when i was about 6 or 7 i decided to try that little stunt she pulls in the beginning of the movie where she floats out of the sky with an umbrellla. At the time i had this minature playground set with a slide, swings and all. So i got an umbrella, climbed up the slide and..jumped off. Much to my dismay, I didn't float down. All i ended up with was a sore ass for the rest of the day.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Meteoric Rise@Nov 27 2003, 04:16 AM
Of course, everyone's seen the movie, Marry Popins. So when i was about 6 or 7 i decided to try that little stunt she pulls in the beginning of the movie where she floats out of the sky with an umbrellla. At the time i had this minature playground set with a slide, swings and all. So i got an umbrella, climbed up the slide and..jumped off. Much to my dismay, I didn't float down. All i ended up with was a sore ass for the rest of the day.
:lol:

[Amy]

This isn't something I have done... but I want to do it...

You know how on the Red Bull adds (I know it's like this in Australia... maybe not other places) it always says "Red Bull gives you wings!" and you see some dude flying off? Well I want to drink some of that and jump off the roof thinking I am going to get wings. That way, I will get hurt and sue the company for false advertising :D

[Ppr:Kut]

Originally posted by EvilAmy@Nov 27 2003, 09:16 AM
This isn't something I have done... but I want to do it...

You know how on the Red Bull adds (I know it's like this in Australia... maybe not other places) it always says "Red Bull gives you wings!" and you see some dude flying off? Well I want to drink some of that and jump off the roof thinking I am going to get wings. That way, I will get hurt and sue the company for false advertising :D
:lol: that's evil :P

[Cal]

Originally posted by EvilAmy@Nov 27 2003, 07:16 AM
This isn't something I have done... but I want to do it...

You know how on the Red Bull adds (I know it's like this in Australia... maybe not other places) it always says "Red Bull gives you wings!" and you see some dude flying off? Well I want to drink some of that and jump off the roof thinking I am going to get wings. That way, I will get hurt and sue the company for false advertising :D
lmfao!

okay ive done alot of stupid things, but probobly the most stupid, and painful, was peeing on an electric fence :blush:

i regret that

and probobly playing chicken on a motorway, god i regret that

[Phantom Duck]

Grabbing a$$es on the highway.
On my bike, o'course :P

[LornVourkolakas]

I've done the umbrella thing. I jumped from the roof to see if it works.... For anyone reading this, it doesn't.

Oh, and something I would like to do is get chocolate, go to the bathroom. Smother it all over my hands and reach my hand under the next stall and ask for toilet paper with the chocolate all over my hands. Afterwards, I would come out licking hte chocolate in front of the person. :lol:

[Cal]

Originally posted by LornVourkolakas@Nov 27 2003, 07:25 PM
I've done the umbrella thing. I jumped from the roof to see if it works.... For anyone reading this, it doesn't.

Oh, and something I would like to do is get chocolate, go to the bathroom. Smother it all over my hands and reach my hand under the next stall and ask for toilet paper with the chocolate all over my hands. Afterwards, I would come out licking hte chocolate in front of the person. :lol:
another thing to do is wipe it all over the seat and make handprints on the handles and walls

[Hana]

Originally posted by Mr. Fred+Nov 27 2003, 08:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr. Fred @ Nov 27 2003, 08:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--LornVourkolakas@Nov 27 2003, 07:25 PM
I&#39;ve done the umbrella thing. I jumped from the roof to see if it works.... For anyone reading this, it doesn&#39;t.

Oh, and something I would like to do is get chocolate, go to the bathroom. Smother it all over my hands and reach my hand under the next stall and ask for toilet paper with the chocolate all over my hands. Afterwards, I would come out licking hte chocolate in front of the person. :lol:
another thing to do is wipe it all over the seat and make handprints on the handles and walls [/b][/quote]
OMG that&#39;s disgusting :rasberry:





But it must be a good fun :lol:

[LornVourkolakas]

Originally posted by Mr. Fred+Nov 27 2003, 06:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr. Fred @ Nov 27 2003, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--LornVourkolakas@Nov 27 2003, 07:25 PM
I&#39;ve done the umbrella thing. I jumped from the roof to see if it works.... For anyone reading this, it doesn&#39;t.

Oh, and something I would like to do is get chocolate, go to the bathroom. Smother it all over my hands and reach my hand under the next stall and ask for toilet paper with the chocolate all over my hands. Afterwards, I would come out licking hte chocolate in front of the person. :lol:
another thing to do is wipe it all over the seat and make handprints on the handles and walls [/b][/quote]
Thats a great idea. Thanks for telling. :)

[Aaron]

I set my chin on fire when I was 5 at my birthday party.

I electricuted myself 3 times. Once touching an electric socket when I was 6, another touching a 120V electric fence when I was 10(Flew back 5 feet and blacked out from that bitchin&#39; moment. And they told me it was turned off.), and the third, I can&#39;t remember. Must have whipped my brain completely.

[Hana]

Originally posted by Aaron@Nov 27 2003, 08:54 PM
I set my chin on fire when I was 5 at my birthday party.

I electricuted myself 3 times. Once touching an electric socket when I was 6, another touching a 120V electric fence when I was 10(Flew back 5 feet and blacked out from that bitchin&#39; moment. And they told me it was turned off.), and the third, I can&#39;t remember. Must have whipped my brain completely.
Ouch&#33; :wth:

[Jamie]

Ive jumped off a school roof, bout 20ft and got a flat forehead for it, was painful at the time, but now quite funny. This is no joke, my foreheads soo flat, you could build a house on it&#33;

[Anthony.]

Originally posted by Aaron@Nov 27 2003, 01:54 PM
I set my chin on fire when I was 5 at my birthday party.

I electricuted myself 3 times. Once touching an electric socket when I was 6, another touching a 120V electric fence when I was 10(Flew back 5 feet and blacked out from that bitchin&#39; moment. And they told me it was turned off.), and the third, I can&#39;t remember. Must have whipped my brain completely.
Man, you&#39;re out of luck...

I&#39;ve set many, many things on fire for nothing, I&#39;ve said many stupid things too, but nothing big (sadly :D ) .

[Toast]

remember Extreme Scootin&#39; on jackass, well I did that and extreme wagoning down the steepest hill in the area... hit a rock did a frontflip in the wagon, landed on head... :wth:

[[Fool]]

i was playin on a rope swing wiv a pair of BMX handle bars attached 2 it, my mate had a massive blisster on his hand which burst on them so the handles were all slimy. i of course thought id have a go and i kinda slipped whcih then sent me flying down a hill&#33; Breaking my arm in the process.

And another thing i tried playing nut ball like they do on jackass, but, with a half a brick&#33; OUCH&#33; :o

[arT saveS]

Originally posted by Mr. Fred+Nov 27 2003, 07:52 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mr. Fred @ Nov 27 2003, 07:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--EvilAmy@Nov 27 2003, 07:16 AM
This isn&#39;t something I have done... but I want to do it...

You know how on the Red Bull adds (I know it&#39;s like this in Australia... maybe not other places) it always says "Red Bull gives you wings&#33;" and you see some dude flying off? Well I want to drink some of that and jump off the roof thinking I am going to get wings. That way, I will get hurt and sue the company for false advertising :D
lmfao&#33;

okay ive done alot of stupid things, but probobly the most stupid, and painful, was peeing on an electric fence :blush:

i regret that

and probobly playing chicken on a motorway, god i regret that [/b][/quote]
OOOOOOOOO you did that&#33;&#33;?&#33;?&#33;? HOLY #### that would HURT

[Amy]

I got into the shower with my socks on :wth:

[EvilMonyaki]

Good one Amy

i blew on a bald guys head (stranger). thats only one of the idiotic things i do

[Michael]

Trying to get under an electric ence and geting a shock on my back and hands. Man I regret that. :rolleyes:

Also when I did a wheelie in the rain on my bik without handle grips it bloody well hurt lol. :chaz:

[kill_me_quick]

i jumped out of my window for the fun of it, that hurt.

my friend pulled a large piece of elastic back one day. got really tight then it snapped, and caught me across the chest. winded me and i had a big red mark there for about 3 weeks&#33;&#33; :blush:

[EvilMonyaki]

being stupid at the snow n falling over flat on my back in front of a bus

[Anya]

When I was little, I was a HUGE brat damn...lol so, one time. I was being punished and my parents locked me in my room, so I took a golf club, I swung it at the door in fury and I busted hole in my door&#33; :chemist:

[Alex]

Playing tug of war with roller blades on&#33; Broke both bones in my left arm :rolleyes:

I was about 8 years old though :P

[Mark]

I jumped from a slide to some monkeybars, flipped around on the bar, did a somersault and broke both bones in my right arm.

[The Doctor]

I was climbing on the roof of the garage that was next to my house, my sister pulls up in her car, honks the horn, freaks me out and i fell off the roof into a thorn bush.

[arT saveS]

ok, the most idiotic thing ive ever done...

well i got the idea from Jackass...just like others here

ok so me and my friends goto this empty shed/garage whatever, its about meh...15...16..maybe 17 feet tall. and me and my best friend get strapped together with duct tape, and put helmets on and ...cups....and sit down. well the other 2 guys climb on top of the shed (lmfao, sam fell off the shed and broke his knee, but we didnt care, so we left him there for a few minutes so we could finish what we were trying..trying...to do..

so james takes these 2 oranges....aims....drops...

:teehee: THEY WENT UP INTO MY STOMACH I SWEAR IT

[Caitlin]

Originally posted by In.My.Skin@Dec 18 2003, 03:50 PM
(lmfao, sam fell off the shed and broke his knee, but we didnt care, so we left him there for a few minutes so we could finish what we were trying..trying...to do..)

:mellow: :lol:


I turned off the lights in my room and tried jumping from the doorway to my bed (there&#39;s about 6ft of space between them) but I missed the bed and hit the far wall instead. (don&#39;t ask why I wanted to do this, I don&#39;t know either.) :whistle:

[arT saveS]

Originally posted by Meteoric Rise+Dec 18 2003, 03:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Meteoric Rise @ Dec 18 2003, 03:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--In.My.Skin@Dec 18 2003, 03:50 PM
(lmfao, sam fell off the shed and broke his knee, but we didnt care, so we left him there for a few minutes so we could finish what we were trying..trying...to do..)

:mellow: :lol:


I turned off the lights in my room and tried jumping from the doorway to my bed (there&#39;s about 6ft of space between them) but I missed the bed and hit the far wall instead. (don&#39;t ask why I wanted to do this, I don&#39;t know either.) :whistle: [/b][/quote]
lmfao i tried that..

just like 30 seconds ago, i got up turned around and jumped over my dog, and as i was jumping she got up and i fell on my face

[EvilMonyaki]

i was on my scooter n there was a hot guy so i jumped but i stacked it... oh the shame :blush:

[Cassie]

When I was 10, I broke my left collarbone playing tag during recess at school...


















































I ran into an opening door and the handle broke the bone. >_<

[Derek The Infamous]

Originally posted by Cassie@Apr 3 2005, 11:19 AM
When I was 10, I broke my left collarbone playing tag during recess at school...


















































I ran into an opening door and the handle broke the bone. >_<
Cassie? Add extreme necroposting to the stupid stuff you&#39;ve done.

You&#39;ve been here for over a year, you know the rules dear. :mellow:

[Glenn]

Aww come on...it&#39;s an excellent thread idea.

I whacked myself with a golfclub.

[Cassie]

Originally posted by Derek+Apr 3 2005, 11:45 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Derek @ Apr 3 2005, 11:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Cassie@Apr 3 2005, 11:19 AM
When I was 10, I broke my left collarbone playing tag during recess at school...


















































I ran into an opening door and the handle broke the bone. >_<
Cassie? Add extreme necroposting to the stupid stuff you&#39;ve done.

You&#39;ve been here for over a year, you know the rules dear. :mellow: [/b][/quote]
Sowwy. :wth:

[peripeteia]

i&#39;ve flushed my bracelet and newly bought earrings down the toilet bowl.

and i&#39;ve only realised what i&#39;ve done an hour later.

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I was about 5? 6? something like that.. and I decided to play superman (honestly&#33;).. So I got on top of the couch, and tried to jump in. But I bounced off the damn thing and landed with my head against one of those clips you keep the cloth on your table spread with (it was christmas).. So my head was bleeding profusely, I had to go to the ER to get it stitched and I was calling "I&#39;m superman&#33;" all the way... :lol:

Still got a scar over my right eye...

[TomTom90]

Originally posted by peripeteia@Apr 3 2005, 04:58 PM
i&#39;ve flushed my bracelet and newly bought earrings down the toilet bowl.

and i&#39;ve only realised what i&#39;ve done an hour later.
why?

When i was 10 i wanted to make fireworks (i know... :teehee: ) so i shaved off the tips of lots of matches in a bowl. I started grinding them and the whole thing blew up on my hand... got 2&#39;nd degree burns on my hand... :lol:

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Oh I know another one (i&#39;ve done *so* many stupid things in my life B)).. I was about 9 years old, 10 perhaps.. and I had this thing you wet your plants with.. I dunno how it&#39;s called... this green bucket of a sorts with a long pipe on it through which the water goes and a hole on the top and a handle.. Anyway, I poured deodorant in it and put a lighter at the end of the pipe and there it was, a wonderful little flame. Only, after a minute or so I decided the flame wasn&#39;t big enough.. so I started blowing in the top of the thing, which wasn&#39;t a very smart thing to do.. The flame slammed back, everything ignited at once and I lost my eyebrows and wimpers. lol

[Anya]

When I was little, my hair was so blonde that I thought it was spagetti. So I put spagetti sauce in my hair and ATE it. :lol:

[Friskey™]

I took a spraypaint can and lit a match near it....hehehe FIRE&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

I also blew up a soda bottle&#33;

[Matt]

Who the hell dug this up? It&#39;s already a year old. :mellow: Oh well.

[ChooseYourPoison]

Tried tying a skateboad to a bike and tried riding it, ended up with a chipped tooth, and when the skateboard flew up from under me, hit the kid that was pulling me on the bike in the head :lol:

Literally BURNED a CD with an Axe torch. Took a bottle of axe, took a CD I hated and, you know the rest.

Tried skateboarding down a grassy hill, ended up going off some random jump and almost broke my tailbone.

Went skiing and fell, but kept rolling down the hill and almost jabbed my friend in the eye with the end of one of my skis..


..yeah. :lol:

[DiSiLLUSiON]

One time, I had the wonderfully bright idea to make a fire in an old tumble dryer that sat next to the house. There were some old speakers nearby, so I pulled out the foam and stuffed it in the dryer and lighted it up. I was so excited&#33; Only when I realised that because that particular part of the house was made from wood, and the walls began to catch flame was I somewhat less excited. Fortunately, one of the neighbors saw all the smoke and put it out. But the wall was completely destroyed. Oops... :lol:

[LPfreaK1852]

i was so f***** mad that i started cursing badly about my teacher when she was stading right behind me....................
im stupid i know that :(
it was in 2nd grade.....bad memories

[Theazninvasion68]

when i was like 5, i decided to take a pack of gum and walk away with it. i got cought and now i have a record of stealing >_< damnit

[DiSiLLUSiON]

I was stealing some marbles in a kid&#39;s store when I was about 11.. but there was this wonderfully truthful little bugger walking around (about 7yrs old), who saw me do that and immediately warned the staff.

And when I came back the next day, he suddenly popped up *again*

So, I was sent to jail for one night. Oh well :D

I was a bit of a bad boy :blush:

[Theazninvasion68]

every time a ceratin cuzin came over, either at the end of the day or at beginning, id accidentaly hurt him by triping, spilling ect.
i kinda feel like it was on purpose...

[JohnnyB]

Cool&#33; Another old thread&#33; Anywho, I seen the Simpsons once where Homer was "shaving" batteries down and getting the acid all over the bed. Soooooo, I goes and gets a couple of half used batteries, took out a knife, and started whittling. the carpet got burned, along with my hands, and the leg of my table. Hee hee. It&#39;s easy to laugh about now, lol.
Another time (in school), I was about to sit down when my friend pulled out my chair from under me. I figured he&#39;d try and do this, so I looked down and seen him. What did I do? I still sat down (I dont know why) and made a complete ass of myself. Oh, and I have a fetish of chewing pens until they bust open in my mouth. I am soooooooooo stupid.
:D

[LornVourkolakas]

The most idiotic thing I have ever done was eat a peanut butter/jelly sandwich when the jelly has probably been in the fridge for years. I regretted this an hour later.

[.Amanda.]

My cousin and I were in a pet store when I was about 5 and he was aroung 8. He dared me to take a goldfish out of the tank and put it in my mouth...

...well. I did, and choked on it. My cousin had to give me the hymlic (I have no idea how that&#39;s spelt)

Don&#39;t worry, the fish wasn&#39;t harmed, a little shook up but it was fine.

[ChooseYourPoison]

I remember the time my cousin and I got locked in my room. My mom had sent us there because we were getting on her nerves, he was about 10 and I was about 8. Well, we tried getting out, and he kept wiggling the door handle so hard and eventually it fell off, but it locked before it fell off, and so we were trapped in my room for about 3 hours before my dad actually got the handle back on :lol:

[Testament]

I said &#39;fuck&#39; when I was 2. Oh yeah, I had to get stitches at 8 months old.

[Matt]

I impersonated people in the chat room and caused the forming of TSC. Never forgiving myself for that one. :lol:

[Testament]

Originally posted by _Matt_@Apr 3 2005, 06:51 PM
I impersonated people in the chat room and caused the forming of TSC. Never forgiving myself for that one. :lol:
I thought me and Minus Xero formed it and you hopped on in the middle of the formation. :mellow:

[peripeteia]

Originally posted by TomTom90+Apr 4 2005, 02:09 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TomTom90 @ Apr 4 2005, 02:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--peripeteia@Apr 3 2005, 04:58 PM
i&#39;ve flushed my bracelet and newly bought earrings down the toilet bowl.

and i&#39;ve only realised what i&#39;ve done an hour later.
why?

When i was 10 i wanted to make fireworks (i know... :teehee: ) so i shaved off the tips of lots of matches in a bowl. I started grinding them and the whole thing blew up on my hand... got 2&#39;nd degree burns on my hand... :lol: [/b][/quote]
you mean why i&#39;ve flushed my stuff down the toilet bowl?

erm..i was having a video shoot on that day and the director told us to take out our earrings and bracelets. in order to keep them safe i&#39;ve put my stuff on a piece of tissue paper.

BIG MISTAKE.

later on as we were wrapping up i thought that it was just some random stuff and flushed it down.

[TazLpFan666]

A Few months ago i was in the girls loos and i was playing with my friends lighter. i wanted to see if the metal sink would melt, so i put the lighter up to it (mind you, the lighter kept gettting a really really big flame that burned my hand twice already) and it came bakc all over my hand. it didnt scar or anything, but i had a really red hand for the rest of the day :D ahhh the memories

[lpassailant]

Where to begin...hmmmm...

Imitating Power Rangers I had to kick atleast 12 different people in the groin...

Ooh, here&#39;s a three part-er:

While on my bike, racing my neighbor on his skates, his foot got stuck in my spoke, the front one, the bike flipped forward, as if standing straight up on the front wheel, I kissed the pavement and knocked out my 2 front teeth...

Later that day, imitating power rangers, I kicked as high as I could... Hitting myself in the face, making my ex-bloody mouth hurt again...

Later that day, turnging the corner out of the hallway by my room, I smashed face first into the wall, slamming that still-painful mouth yet again... lotsa tears that day...

This happened yesterday... did a handstand, fell forward (as if landing on my back) and slammed my legs against my dressor, today, I have a slight limp...

[Muri]

Well,this isn&#39;t probably so idiotic but once I took a plastic bag and used it instead of a sledge,on a very VERY steep hill.
Then I&#39;ve been hit so many times on the head,that I probably have brain damage.

Although this doasen&#39;t require any &#39;psysical&#39; harm,I sang LP&#39;s A place for my head in a crowded bus. It was fun. Everyone was staring at me. ^^

[Muri]

Originally posted by myobsession@Apr 4 2005, 11:17 AM
Well,this isn&#39;t probably so idiotic but once I took a plastic bag and used it instead of a sledge,on a very VERY steep hill.
Then I&#39;ve been hit so many times on the head,that I probably have brain damage.

Although this doasen&#39;t require any &#39;psysical&#39; harm,I sang LP&#39;s A place for my head in a crowded bus. It was fun. Everyone was staring at me. ^^
Erm. *Psychical.
Sorry.
See what brain damage does? Don&#39;t hit yourself. Honestly.

[Mechanical Christ]

Originally posted by myobsession+Apr 4 2005, 11:24 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (myobsession @ Apr 4 2005, 11:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--myobsession@Apr 4 2005, 11:17 AM
Well,this isn&#39;t probably so idiotic but once I took a plastic bag and used it instead of a sledge,on a very VERY steep hill.
Then I&#39;ve been hit so many times on the head,that I probably have brain damage.

Although this doasen&#39;t require any &#39;psysical&#39; harm,I sang LP&#39;s A place for my head in a crowded bus. It was fun. Everyone was staring at me. ^^
Erm. *Psychical.
Sorry.
See what brain damage does? Don&#39;t hit yourself. Honestly. [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t double post. Honestly.





Hmmm.....that would be to play Runescape, and met a whole load of assholes.

I haven&#39;t done anything as terrible as you guys, but yeah.

Well I set a paper plane on fire and threw it out of the window to see whether it flew, or whether it would set the plants on fire downstairs. (I live on the 9th floor.)

And I took a plastic bag, filled it with water, and dropped it down. Landed right next to the cleaner.

[Holiday]

Originally posted by Amy@Nov 26 2003, 10:34 PM
This isn&#39;t something I have done... but I want to do it...

You know how on the Red Bull adds (I know it&#39;s like this in Australia... maybe not other places) it always says "Red Bull gives you wings&#33;" and you see some dude flying off? Well I want to drink some of that and jump off the roof thinking I am going to get wings. That way, I will get hurt and sue the company for false advertising :D
unfortunatly you cant really do that cuz they spell it "wiiiings" so ppl cant sue. do you realize how many lawsuits they would have if they didnt do that?


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i dont really remember doing anything Jackass-like. lol dont get drunk w/ strangers. i&#39;ll stick w/ that. :chemist:

[Matt]

Originally posted by Vanilla T+Apr 3 2005, 04:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vanilla T @ Apr 3 2005, 04:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--_Matt_@Apr 3 2005, 06:51 PM
I impersonated people in the chat room and caused the forming of TSC. Never forgiving myself for that one. :lol:
I thought me and Minus Xero formed it and you hopped on in the middle of the formation. :mellow: [/b][/quote]
I said I caused it, not formed it.


Let&#39;s not start another feud.

[Jon[athan]]

me and a friend took a skid steer and a lawn mower and drag raced them in the middle of town....that kicked ass :D

[DarkWolf17]

Originally posted by Caitlin@Nov 27 2003, 04:34 AM
Of course, everyone&#39;s seen the movie, Marry Popins. So when i was about 6 or 7 i decided to try that little stunt she pulls in the beginning of the movie where she floats out of the sky with an umbrellla. At the time i had this minature playground set with a slide, swings and all. So i got an umbrella, climbed up the slide and..jumped off. Much to my dismay, I didn&#39;t float down. All i ended up with was a sore ass for the rest of the day.
i think alot of us have tried that

this didn&#39;t happen to me but to a friend of mine.

one day my friend walks into school with cast on both of her wrists. i was like &#39;WTF Angel, what happened.&#39;

&#39;Myneighbor and his brother was outside. i wanted to ride my bike down the hill. so they dared me to ride it from the top to the bottom. (I guess i should tell yinz that this hill is extremely steep. i have a sunbird and it scrapes when i try to go up it anyway) so i did. i walked my bike up to the top of the hill and i started down. but dumb ass me didn&#39;t see the car coming at me. so half way down i swerve to miss the car, lauch off my neighbors drive way right into their house. then i fell and landed on a lawn mower.&#39;

i never laughed so hard in my life. now we tease her and say stuff like. its &#39;angel and the big blue house.&#39;

but for me i don&#39;t think ive done anything too too bad. of course dosen&#39;t mean i won&#39;t in the futre :innocent: hahaha

[Link]

I once stood on top of a ten foot fence a jumped from it and tryed to grab a branch of a tree. The branch broke, and I fell 15 feet down and landed right on my ass. There&#39;s nothing they can do fr broken tailbones, so for about 3 months I couldn&#39;t run or sit straight. :rolleyes:

[Lisa]

My best friend Rosalynn was chasing Brenton (A guy she was madly in love with) at school last year. She was inside and tried to open a glass door. Her arm went through the door and glass was completely shattered. She was crying as a guy helped her up and had to go get stitches on her hand. Apparently people halfway across the school heard the door smash. Man i wish i was there. This is just what she told me :lol:

[Adam]

I&#39;ve done nothing extremely crazy but I&#39;ve done a few stupid:

- Deliberatly hitting my head off of a closed high-hat on a drum and cut the top of my head (it hurts alot more than you think.)

- Tried skitching the back of a milk van on my skateboard.

- Skated down the stairs in my mates house and half way down there was a 90 degree turn so i flew flat into a wall.

- Went for a piss on the side of a motorway.

[+ / –]

My friend has huge speakers in his car. You know... we&#39;ve all seen those thugged out gangstas who feel all pimp in their car, going 20mph listening to rap music with the bass so high that it feels like Armageddon.

Well it was time to drive through their neighborhood.

But with church music.

So at 5:00PM Tuesday afternoon, we were rollin&#39; through the hood bumpin&#39; to Hallelujah.

And the bass shook like no tomorrow.

More later.

[Paul]

For my friends birthday, I let him fire a firework at me. DON&#39;T EVER LET ANYONE DO THAT TO YOU. Half of my chest hairs were gone. :angry:

Being the white boy that I am, I was blasting some 2pac with the "N word" throughout the whole song. I had the windows down and was in the Southside of Chicago. I&#39;m surprised I didn&#39;t get jumped or something.

When I decided to whip a chair at my teacher because he wouldn&#39;t round up my 89.7 grade. :rolleyes: I ended up with a 12 day suspention. I was lucky not to get expelled.

[Dean]

One morning at school I got a wooden ramp and slid down a staircase on it. Meh.

[Jon[athan]]

just today a friend of mine and a friend of his took us in a jeep to this parking lot. behind some of the buildings was a mud puddle about 500 feet long and 3 feet deep. his friend downshifts the jeep and we launch into the puddle at about 30 mph. it was fucking awesome. thank god it was locked into 4WD. then the police showed up but we got out of there in time.

[NickelNine]

this is nothin hardcore or badass.. but.. when my mom was on vacation for a week i basically drove her car around everywhere.. 2005 Acura TL.. after a night of drinking, i backed up into a mail box.. got a golf ball sized dent in the rear trunk panel and a 5 inch scratch on the trunk roof.. ive been driving for almost 3 years and that was my first incident ever.. but the funny thing is.. apparently my friends mail box has been hit 1000 times so im not the only one..

[Jamie]

Well....I wondered if Pringles where flamable..so I lit one..and yeh..they are...

Meh not really stupid but...

Went up summerhill (big walk/rock thing in Hartlepool) with my gf and her mate n my mate.. Tried to take a short cut through some bushes..ended up falling over a barbed wire fence and loosing my shoe :( Nevermind eh?

[Ryan]

One of the dumbest things i did was laugh at my sister when she picked up a chair and threatened to hit me with it. Casue of course the next thing she did was swing it right into my face giving me several cuts. You gotta love sibbling rivalry.

[Branden]

Originally posted by Minus Xero@Apr 5 2005, 03:39 PM
My friend has huge speakers in his car. You know... we&#39;ve all seen those thugged out gangstas who feel all pimp in their car, going 20mph listening to rap music with the bass so high that it feels like Armageddon.

Well it was time to drive through their neighborhood.

But with church music.

So at 5:00PM Tuesday afternoon, we were rollin&#39; through the hood bumpin&#39; to Hallelujah.

And the bass shook like no tomorrow.

More later.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Matt]

Originally posted by .branden+Apr 5 2005, 04:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (.branden @ Apr 5 2005, 04:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Minus Xero@Apr 5 2005, 03:39 PM
My friend has huge speakers in his car. You know... we&#39;ve all seen those thugged out gangstas who feel all pimp in their car, going 20mph listening to rap music with the bass so high that it feels like Armageddon.

Well it was time to drive through their neighborhood.

But with church music.

So at 5:00PM Tuesday afternoon, we were rollin&#39; through the hood bumpin&#39; to Hallelujah.

And the bass shook like no tomorrow.

More later.
:lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
My friend and I did that with mariachi music.

[Razan]

^LMFAO&#33; I would be singing along really loud acting like an idiot, dancing infront of everyone :P

When I was 10 me and all of my friends were in the cinema and we used to love making a racket.
For example, throwing popcorn at people, shouting out...rude(?) comments in the middle of the movie, talking really loudly, laugh so hard that I&#39;d spill soda on the floor (preferably), putting our feet up etc.
:whistle:
I was so annoying&#33;

I threw a rock at my enemy&#39;s car once...really stupid.

But I still don&#39;t care what people think so I act really...strange sometimes when I&#39;m hyper just for kicks.
Once my friend went up to a grade 6 girl and infront of all her friends told her that she was pregnant with her boy friends 4th child.
The girl replied that she never even got to kiss him yet&#33; :lol:

[Neil]

Last summer when I was working at camp, I sprayed a little too much bug spray all over my left hand and lit it. It wouldn&#39;t go out. Kids, second-degree burns are not fun.

On another note, the blisters 2 days later were literally the size of marbles. Big nasty fluid filled ones. On the back of my hand too >.<

[Muri]

When I was little me and my friend got our hands on some tar (don&#39;t ask...). After,our parents noticed us playing with tar and tried to wash it off,but it didn&#39;t come off.
So they had to use gasoline and other weird liquids to scrub the stains off.
Somehow,I remember it so well. (The stains didn&#39;t come off after a week of washing,though.)

[KirbyRockz]

I decided to see how many stairs I can jump at once.
From the top.
Didn&#39;t break anything, but dammit that was sweet.

[+ / –]

I was in traffic one day. It was the kind of traffic jam that nobody would want to be in, even if they were insane. No movement, and sweltering.

I had just got back from getting groceries, and there was NO way the milk I bought would be good by the time I got home. So...

I cleaned a spot on my car with some liquid soap, and covered it with cooking oil, cracked some eggs and slowly but surely, had them fried..

And there I was, in traffic, eating bread and eggs and drinking milk out of the carton.

I was the envy of all my friends.

[Mark]

Originally posted by Minus Xero@Apr 7 2005, 11:24 PM
I was in traffic one day. It was the kind of traffic jam that nobody would want to be in, even if they were insane. No movement, and sweltering.

I had just got back from getting groceries, and there was NO way the milk I bought would be good by the time I got home. So...

I cleaned a spot on my car with some liquid soap, and covered it with cooking oil, cracked some eggs and slowly but surely, had them fried..

And there I was, in traffic, eating bread and eggs and drinking milk out of the carton.

I was the envy of all my friends.
That is one of the coolest things ever. :lol:

[Glenn]

Originally posted by .branden+Apr 5 2005, 07:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (.branden @ Apr 5 2005, 07:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Minus Xero@Apr 5 2005, 03:39 PM
My friend has huge speakers in his car. You know... we&#39;ve all seen those thugged out gangstas who feel all pimp in their car, going 20mph listening to rap music with the bass so high that it feels like Armageddon.

Well it was time to drive through their neighborhood.

But with church music.

So at 5:00PM Tuesday afternoon, we were rollin&#39; through the hood bumpin&#39; to Hallelujah.

And the bass shook like no tomorrow.

More later. [/b][/quote]
My bro did that with country music. He got an 88 Chevy Celebrity from our grandpa. It only had an AM radio. The only station was country. He&#39;d roll down the window (manually of course) and blare country music while others played hip-hop and crap like that. :lol:

I&#39;m going to get a few subs and listen to Jazz. Yes I will use the Bruce Almighty quote, "Do you like jazz?&#33;"

[ChooseYourPoison]

Roller hockey in traffic. &#39;Nuff said.

[+ / –]

Originally posted by Mark+Apr 7 2005, 08:34 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mark @ Apr 7 2005, 08:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Minus Xero@Apr 7 2005, 11:24 PM
I was in traffic one day. It was the kind of traffic jam that nobody would want to be in, even if they were insane. No movement, and sweltering.

I had just got back from getting groceries, and there was NO way the milk I bought would be good by the time I got home. So...

I cleaned a spot on my car with some liquid soap, and covered it with cooking oil, cracked some eggs and slowly but surely, had them fried..

And there I was, in traffic, eating bread and eggs and drinking milk out of the carton.

I was the envy of all my friends.
That is one of the coolest things ever. :lol: [/b][/quote]
You have NO idea.

People were getting mad because they were hungry, and the little girl in the car behind and to the right was looking SO DESPERATE.

I gave her some bread.

[Link]

Today my best friend and I were walking in a strip mall type area, and all the businesses had their doors open. As we walked by a Haircut place I screamed in a frog like voice and scared the shit out of two or three people in there. Gooooood times.

[electricM]

i once touched a burning lamp to see what it would feel like.

....it didnt feel good

[+ / –]

You know those funny lists that are like "50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart?"

I&#39;ve done the Wal-Mart one. The whole entire list. Except since we couldn&#39;t find a polka station on the radio so we went to Spanish.

Close enough.

[Ronin]

try being a 7 year old thinking he&#39;ll float from the roof of the house down to the ground sofly with a grocery bag....

[Matt]

Update: The other day I was gluing some papers to a poster with this adhesive gel stuff, and I noticed it said "Extremely Flammable", so, being the pyro maniac I am, put a little glob in my kitchen sink, lit it, and watched it burn. After that, I got brave and put a small line of it so I could watch the fire move up it. Somehow, a glob got under this little drain filter that I have, and when I lit it, it didn&#39;t catch fire, it just literally blew up, and the filter went maybe a foot in the air. It seriously left me shaking for the next ten minutes.

[Mr. Benzedrine]

When i was younger me and my uncle were playing golf, I hit the ball a little squint and it hit a guy on the kneee, I never actually figured out what really happened after that because i ran away as fast as i could :lol:

[Gimpy]

matt that must have been awesome&#33;

[notneo]

Got drunk today- told a guy i liked him- i dont remember much after that .

[warpbabydoll]

Um...lets see...it was the last period of the day and I was hurrying out of class. The door was like closing and I thought, heck I can make it before the door shuts. So I run full speed right into the metal door. It was like a loud, BAM and it seriously hurt. Luckily the only people saw me was my teacher and some girl staying back in class.


And once in p.e. we were learning how to throw shot puts (those big heavy balls they throw in the Olympics) My teacher was like, becareful, don&#39;t hit your face with it. I was like, thats stupid, how can you hit your face with it. So I joked around and threw it. It bashed into my chin and bruised badly.

[Ryan]

Originally posted by Minus Xero@Apr 9 2005, 05:32 PM
You know those funny lists that are like "50 fun things to do at Wal-Mart?"

I&#39;ve done the Wal-Mart one. The whole entire list. Except since we couldn&#39;t find a polka station on the radio so we went to Spanish.

Close enough.
Haha, thats hilarious&#33;&#33;

[Link]

Yesterday I was playing basketball on a 8 1/2 foot hoop. I dunked it, hung on the rim, and my friend de-pantserized me. Bastard.

[Canadian Joe]

A friend of mine drunk-dialed American Airlines two days before 9/11 and booked two tickets (business class, mind you) to Paris. He had to phone back the next day once he sobered up to find out how much he spent :lol:

As for stupid things that I&#39;ve done...tornado chasing ranks right up there. I&#39;ve gotten within a mile of one (we don&#39;t generally see any decent action here in Canada, but I have chased an F2), and consequently almost ended up getting killed when the funnel turned on me and threw some debris (including a garage door) my way. Needless to say, that was the hardest I&#39;ve ever hit the gas pedal... :rolleyes:

[Ryan]

Originally posted by -[Link]-@Apr 11 2005, 05:21 AM
Yesterday I was playing basketball on a 8 1/2 foot hoop. I dunked it, hung on the rim, and my friend de-pantserized me. Bastard.
U deserved it show off.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Gimpy@Apr 10 2005, 06:45 AM
matt that must have been awesome&#33;
:mellow:



You try having a glob of glue blow up in your face.

[+ / –]

Originally posted by Matt+Apr 11 2005, 03:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Matt @ Apr 11 2005, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Gimpy@Apr 10 2005, 06:45 AM
matt that must have been awesome&#33;
:mellow:



You try having a glob of glue blow up in your face. [/b][/quote]
Done.


Very fun.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Minus Xero+Apr 11 2005, 07:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Minus Xero @ Apr 11 2005, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Matt@Apr 11 2005, 03:03 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Gimpy@Apr 10 2005, 06:45 AM
matt that must have been awesome&#33;
:mellow:



You try having a glob of glue blow up in your face.
Done.


Very fun. [/b][/quote]
:mellow: Except for the trembling part, right?




Oh well, I don&#39;t care because this is the most posts I&#39;ve ever had in a thread.

[Mechanical Christ]

Originally posted by Matt+Apr 6 2005, 10:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Matt @ Apr 6 2005, 10:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -.branden@Apr 5 2005, 04:09 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Minus Xero@Apr 5 2005, 03:39 PM
My friend has huge speakers in his car.* You know... we&#39;ve all seen those thugged out gangstas who feel all pimp in their car, going 20mph listening to rap music with the bass so high that it feels like Armageddon.

Well it was time to drive through their neighborhood.

But with church music.

So at 5:00PM Tuesday afternoon, we were rollin&#39; through the hood bumpin&#39; to Hallelujah.

And the bass shook like no tomorrow.

More later.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
My friend and I did that with mariachi music. [/b][/quote]
My dad and I did it with bhangra music. :lol:

[You know that Peugeot advertisement? The one with the Indian dude smashing up his car, making an elephant sit on it so he could shape it to look like a Peugeot? And then he drives past that party and they&#39;re doing that little head-motion, lol. That&#39;s the music.]

[Muri]

Hmm. Once when I was little I was playing with my friends and fell into a bush. Anyway,it had ALOT of little,long and sharp thorns. It was so not funny.

[Lpimp]

me and my cousins do all types of idiotic things,each weekend,we play a game we made called "mortal dares".each one of us gets three pieces of paper and make a dare on each piece,then,we place them on a bottle,shake it and get one each,my worst dare was drinking two eggs in a glass,guess what happened... :x...also when i had to swallow one full spoon of mayo.also we make stupid things like running in front of people and trippin in front of them,or we fake that we are fighting in front of the street and the cars beeping us.theres a whole lots of idiotic things ive made,i can say about 30 more of em. ^_^ ^_^

[Darcy]

I took a rock and made scratches into my dad&#39;s car. It was a nice little design, and it really seemed like a good idea at the time. But I was only about 6 years old. Well, I thought it looked pretty. My dad didn&#39;t...