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redman
11-24-2003, 05:48 AM
mine are:

"I can resist everything except temptation.

"USA Today has come up with a new theory, apparently 3/4 people make up 75% of the population.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police"

"I hate to advocate alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"

"If it wasn't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight"

what ur fav quotes :chaz:

RiverJudeAlexander
11-24-2003, 06:33 AM
it's not over until the fat lady sits on you.

and

i'm poor.

and

trying is the first step towards failure.

Neil
11-24-2003, 01:27 PM
"If at first you don't succeed, try again - then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it"
-Unknown


"If it ain't broke, break it. Then superglue it together. When you're done, give it to a friend."
-Mr. Hahn

May
11-24-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Neil@Nov 24 2003, 02:27 PM
"If it ain't broke, break it. Then superglue it together. When you're done, give it to a friend."
-Mr. Hahn
lmfao! i love that!
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"If you don't take the risk, you can't feel the rush"- Blue Crush

"I have a toothbrush. My toothbrush is sexy"-Mike Shinoda

Phantom Duck
11-24-2003, 04:19 PM
"GROAN"

Mark
11-24-2003, 08:03 PM
"Always finish what you sta..." - Me (someone else probably thought of it, but i thought of this too)
"There's a ring of debris around Uranus" - US newspaper
"Oh Kent, people can make up statistics for anything, 14% of people know that." - Homer Simpson
"Oh no! My fish ran away!.....and he robbed me!" - Chris Griffin (Family Guy)

Bryan
11-24-2003, 10:03 PM
"Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare."
- Gangster Biking

"There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy."
- Unknown

"Think about what you're doing...not what's going to happen."
- Cory Nastasio (pro biker)

Anthony.
11-24-2003, 10:15 PM
"10% of the Americans can't find their country on a map". - Some serious survey.

Come on people you have the 3rd biggest country :D .

Mark
11-24-2003, 10:53 PM
"Congratulations Canada on regulating dogs as housepets!"
"Congratulations Canada on your first plumbing system!"
"Congratulations Canada on opening your first junior high school!"

^^All oblivious Americans on Canada's "This Hour Has 22 Minutes: Talking To Amercians"^^

User Name
11-24-2003, 11:18 PM
"We were on the other side of the barricades a few years ago, coming to these shows, seeing our favorite bands and having the dreams. Just persevere, and believe in yourselves. One day you'll be up here with us."

~Chester Bennington

(Yes, I know I modified it a little bit. Hey, what they don't know doesn't hurt them.)

Whimsicality
11-24-2003, 11:27 PM
"New studies show that, contrary to popular mythology, the average
home-schooled child has no problem 'socializing' with other children, as
long as he remembers to use smaller words and shorter sentences."
-Mallard Fillmore comic strip

"Not all those who wander are lost." - J.R.R Tolkien

"This barricade is a piece of ####. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it or not, the kid with the lipstick knows how to build stuff." -Davey Havok

"Je suis un cone de pin, un petit cone potele de pin." - Jade Puget

"The Lord has mysterious fashion sense." - Davey Havok

"Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!" - unknown

BroknSolace
11-24-2003, 11:27 PM
"You know, i think its amazing how chocolate tastes more like chocolate than vanilla. Think about it, if it didnt, then vanilla would have to be called chocholate. Its crazy!"
-My friend Alex in an attempt to get me mad

"What are you talking about? Slurpees dont have sugar, only ice"
-Alex again

ReanimatedTheory
11-25-2003, 12:21 AM
"Alright you primitive screwheads listen up!"-Ash from Army of Darkness

"The only true knowlege in life, is that you know nothing!"-My uncle

"How great is that...I put my fat ass on the table and broke it!"-Mike Shinoda (ive done that)....

Andrea
11-25-2003, 12:26 AM
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around once in a while, you might miss it." - Ferris Buller ;)

Odaton
11-25-2003, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by LPFAN05@Nov 24 2003, 11:53 PM
"Congratulations Canada on regulating dogs as housepets!"
"Congratulations Canada on your first plumbing system!"
"Congratulations Canada on opening your first junior high school!"

^^All oblivious Americans on Canada's "This Hour Has 22 Minutes: Talking To Amercians"^^
That show RULED!! Another time they were asking them to visit Canada's national igloo. They got George Bush (in the middle of a media swarm) to say congratulations on Prime Minister Poutine being elected!

And another quote:

"He had a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say'
"Learn to swim, I'll see you down at Arizona Bay"
- quotes from Tool

Anya
11-25-2003, 01:28 AM
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather." - Arab News report

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label" - Mark Twain

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer

"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that isn't even there?" - Driver school applicant

And now for Linkin Park...*drumroll* B)

Joe: (holding up salad spoons) "This is our right hand birthing device for when we birth kids, cuz Dave (pheonix) and Brad were actually medical students at UCLA and they know how to birth children."
Pheonix: "I think the technical term is deliver."
Joe: "I'm sorry, i'm not a doctor like you!"

Some crazed Linkie-Bopper:"Chaz! I want to have your child!"
Chaz: "What!?"

Chester: "Hi we're the backstreet boys!"

Mike: "Thats why the name is Hybrid Theory, because Brad is a Hybrid between a man and a woman!!!!!!!"

Damn that was long...lol. Those are all quotes I collected, hope you like them.

Bryan
11-25-2003, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by Avenger@Nov 24 2003, 06:15 PM
"10% of the Americans can't find their country on a map". - Some serious survey.

Come on people you have the 3rd biggest country :D .
Actually i'm pretty sure you have that wrong. It's 10% can't locate their own state...not country.

Ander
11-25-2003, 05:00 AM
"I will be the better man and give you some time to respond to me, but I can guarantee you the fact remains that your reply to me will be your last post on these forums." - Derek
That was so awesome to read ^_^.

Kate
11-25-2003, 07:58 PM
"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside." -- Mark Twain

"When in doubt, state the obvious." -- My good friend Em

"Just because I've already ordered doesn't mean I can't look at the menu!" -- My friend Mel, after being told that she already had a boyfriend

Kenzie
11-25-2003, 08:30 PM
My favorite quotes:

"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Albert Einstein

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemmingway

"I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen

"If it's the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number?"
Robin Williams

Anthony.
11-25-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by Bryan+Nov 24 2003, 11:51 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bryan @ Nov 24 2003, 11:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Avenger@Nov 24 2003, 06:15 PM
"10% of the Americans can&#39;t find their country on a map". - Some serious survey.

Come on people you have the 3rd biggest country :D .
Actually i&#39;m pretty sure you have that wrong. It&#39;s 10% can&#39;t locate their own state...not country. [/b][/quote]
There you go man :D .

http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/ge...geography.quiz/ (http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/geography.quiz/)

11% of people 18 to 24 :D .

Cassie
11-25-2003, 11:51 PM
"Black nailpolish didn&#39;t come with testosterone." - Benji Madden / Good Charlotte

Paul: "Here ya go." *Hands a signed picture*
Person: "Spank you."
Paul: "SPANK WHAT?"

- Paul Thomas / Good Charlotte

"What did you have for breakfast this morning, Instant Carnation B*tch?" - Eric Foreman (Topher Grace) / That 70&#39;s Show

Linkin Park quotes

"You live, you die... and somewhere in between you&#39;ll have children." - Chester

"Okay, so after you basically run away you find yourself alone... by yourself and then... in the end you&#39;re trying to find a place for your head and you&#39;ve forgotten." - Chester

Chester: "I&#39;m the most important person...ever."
Mike: "I think Chester&#39;s full of himself, and I think that&#39;s really hot."
Chester: "Sometimes at night you&#39;re full of me too."

:lol: Good stuff

tkd_rap
11-26-2003, 01:02 AM
"Say hello to my little friend" scareface

"I&#39;ll be back" terminator

"You know, people tell stories that every one that came apon the ship has died, she leaves no prisoners," "Oh really, then were did the stories come from i wonder?" pirates of the caribbean

*cop pulls over bill merry for speeding and trashing the town in his car, bill rolls downt he window and says* "Yeah i will have two burger, two milkshakes, and uh, is it to early for flapjacks?" groundhog day

Will
11-26-2003, 08:50 PM
"Dad&#33; There&#39;s a message in my Alphabits&#33; It&#39;s says &#39;oooooooo&#39;&#33;"
"Chris, those are Cheerios."

- Family Guy

"Sir, what&#39;s your name?"
"Uhm...uhh..." *sees a pea* "Pee...uhm..." *sees someone crying" "Tear...uhh..." *a Griffin suddenly flies by* "Griffin. Peter Griffin. Aw, damn it&#33;&#33;"

- Family Guy

"Why dad?"
"Because you touch yourself at night."

- Family Guy

"I can say the alphabet in a quarter of a second..." *makes a noise*

- Family Guy

...lol.

Anthony.
11-26-2003, 09:13 PM
"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."

-- George Patton

LornVourkolakas
11-27-2003, 01:54 AM
"We&#39;re not going to let Thanksgiving be ruined by a bunch of Turkeys" - Chef from South Park

Caitlin
11-28-2003, 03:36 PM
"(name), I love you so mu-....Wow&#33; A bird&#33;"

-unknown

Missy
11-28-2003, 05:32 PM
"It&#39;s not enough to succeed, others must FAIL." - Unknown

"Why can&#39;t they get girlfriends?" - Bo from Signs

"Well, if it isn&#39;t my buddy Benny. I think I&#39;ll kill you now."
"Wait&#33; Think of my children&#33;"
"You don&#39;t have any children&#33;"
*sad puppy face* "Someday I might..."
-O&#39;Connell and Benny from The Mummy

"Crabbe&#33; Goyle&#33; Where have you been? Pigging out in the Great Hall all this time?"
*Crabbe (Ron) and Goyle (Harry) nod*
"Why are you wearing glasses?"
"Uh, er - Reading."
"Reading? *pause* I didn&#39;t know you could read."
-Draco and Harry from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

tkd_rap
11-29-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by xxmissyxx@Nov 28 2003, 06:32 PM

"Well, if it isn&#39;t my buddy Benny. I think I&#39;ll kill you now."
"Wait&#33; Think of my children&#33;"
"You don&#39;t have any children&#33;"
*sad puppy face* "Someday I might..."
-O&#39;Connell and Benny from The Mummy

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Anthony.
11-29-2003, 04:43 PM
"Dont bother running you&#39;ll just die tired..."
-Apache pilots motto

Chris
11-29-2003, 06:02 PM
Hand over the chocolate and nobody get hurt&#33; - i have no idea

Bryan
12-01-2003, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by Avenger+Nov 25 2003, 05:55 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Avenger @ Nov 25 2003, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Bryan@Nov 24 2003, 11:51 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Avenger@Nov 24 2003, 06:15 PM
"10% of the Americans can&#39;t find their country on a map". - Some serious survey.

Come on people you have the 3rd biggest country :D .
Actually i&#39;m pretty sure you have that wrong. It&#39;s 10% can&#39;t locate their own state...not country.
There you go man :D .

http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/ge...geography.quiz/ (http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/geography.quiz/)

11% of people 18 to 24 :D . [/b][/quote]
That says Americans can&#39;t locate Iraq not their own country.

I know the general area where Iraq is, but I wouldn&#39;t be able to just point to it right away on a map.

Anthony.
12-01-2003, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by Bryan+Dec 1 2003, 01:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bryan @ Dec 1 2003, 01:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Avenger@Nov 25 2003, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by -Bryan@Nov 24 2003, 11:51 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Avenger@Nov 24 2003, 06:15 PM
"10% of the Americans can&#39;t find their country on a map". - Some serious survey.

Come on people you have the 3rd biggest country :D .
Actually i&#39;m pretty sure you have that wrong. It&#39;s 10% can&#39;t locate their own state...not country.
There you go man :D .

http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/ge...geography.quiz/ (http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/11/20/geography.quiz/)

11% of people 18 to 24 :D .
That says Americans can&#39;t locate Iraq not their own country.

I know the general area where Iraq is, but I wouldn&#39;t be able to just point to it right away on a map. [/b][/quote]
Look at the right and you&#39;ll see this ;) .

WHERE IN THE WORLD
Among 18- to 24-year-old Americans given maps:

87 percent cannot find Iraq

83 percent cannot find Afghanistan

76 percent cannot find Saudi Arabia

70 percent cannot find New Jersey

49 percent cannot find New York

11 percent cannot find the United States

Anyway, let&#39;s not start a debate about this ;) .

LornVourkolakas
12-04-2003, 01:33 AM
"I have no problem spanking men" Angel from the show... "Angel". :lol: