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RiverJudeAlexander
11-18-2003, 11:16 AM
<div align=center>THE SIMPSONS</div>
i know we all love them. [well, atleast MOST of us do] so why not devote a thread to them... write about anything. this is like random thoughts... except you can only talk about the simpsons... and their genius... HAVE FUN&#33;&#33;&#33;

let me start with homer. he&#39;s funny.

[homer in his first and only love letter to marge]

maybe it&#39;s the beer talking marge, but you got a butt that wont quit&#33; they got these big chewy pretzels here aeroiawenfdsljt FIVE DOLLARS&#33;&#33;&#33; get outta here...

Jae
11-18-2003, 12:59 PM
"You say that so much its lost all meaning&#33;" ~ Homer Simpson...

Cal
11-18-2003, 01:57 PM
Homer - if your gonna get angry when i do stupid things i guess i&#39;ll just have to stop doing stupid things
Marge - good&#33;
Homer - fine (walks into car)

the simpsons are the best thing ever created

Kate
11-18-2003, 10:13 PM
"Ah, sitting--the great leveler. From the mightiest pharoah down to the lowliest peasant, who doesn&#39;t enjoy a good sit?" Montgomery Burns.

Excellent...

LornVourkolakas
11-18-2003, 11:47 PM
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here&#39;s the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won&#39;t ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." - Homer

I do that too.. :lol:

Mark
11-19-2003, 12:15 AM
*homer and flanders are driving towards school in flanders&#39; car with flanders&#39; roof on the front as a snowplow. they&#39;re going to rescue children because they&#39;re stuck by snowstorm in Springfield Elimentary*

Ned: "Homer, I don&#39;t see why we couldn&#39;t use your roof"
Homer: "My car, your roof, it evens out&#33;"
Ned: "But it&#39;s my car&#33;"
Homer: "Pffft, whatever"
.....
*moments later*
.....
Ned: "I think you hit something&#33;"
Homer: "Haha, I hope it was Flanders&#33;"

Cal
11-19-2003, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by LPFAN05@Nov 19 2003, 01:15 AM
Ned: "I think you hit something&#33;"
Homer: "Haha, I hope it was Flanders&#33;"
lmfao&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

BadAngel
11-19-2003, 01:57 AM
SIMPSONS&#33; I JUST LOVE THEM. they are so funny, Bart always gets in trouble & Homer it&#39;s so stupid.
hahahaha i have a friend that looks exactly like Mill House ( i think i spelt it wrong, but anyway is the blue haired friend of Bart)

Mcnasty
11-19-2003, 02:34 AM
Homer - "No beer and no TV make Homer something something"
Marge - "Go Crazy"
Homer - " DONT MIND IF I DO"
following - bunch of weird noices screaming and just Homer doing his thing.

LOL Simpsons is soo awsome. Its amazing that they have been on the air for 13 years :o

Opposite Reality
11-19-2003, 02:35 AM
Hmm just think about what the instructor said "if you get it into any trouble just...nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all" STUPID SEXY FLANDERS, THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER,...one please he he - Homer Simpson

Anthony.
11-19-2003, 02:45 AM
If you don&#39;t like your job, you don&#39;t strike ; you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That&#39;s the American way. - Homer Simpson

The Doctor
11-19-2003, 02:50 AM
"It&#39;s not that I dont care, its just that i dont understand&#33;"~~~Homer.

Amy
11-19-2003, 05:44 AM
The Simpsons is the best show on TV, ever. It&#39;s about all I watch&#33;

RiverJudeAlexander
11-19-2003, 06:16 AM
simpsons have had 15 seasons... 1503 episodes... so far... they broke the record... after the flinstones... and then there&#39;s...

homer.

you had better speak up, i&#39;m wearing a towel.


oooooooh&#33;&#33;&#33;
ONE MORE THING&#33;&#33; is there anyone here who doesn&#39;t like the simpsons?? be honest... please...

Phantom Duck
11-19-2003, 02:22 PM
Simpson and South Park are the best thing that ever happened to TV.

Cal
11-19-2003, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by RiverJudeAlexander@Nov 19 2003, 07:16 AM
simpsons have had 15 seasons... 1503 episodes
thats weird cuz not that long ago they celebrated their 300th episode, where did the 1500 come from :huh:

Dedicated
11-19-2003, 06:08 PM
Bart: I want a divorce from my parents.
Lawer: Youwah&#33;
Bart: I said I want a divorce from my parents.
Lawer: Yes, I heard you, I was just calling my secretary. Youwah, get me the standard &#39;Child Divorcing Parent&#39; form.
Youwah: Yes sir.
*Youwah walks out of the room*







Marge: You know what, I heard a wonderful saying today: Forgive and Forget...
Homer: Yeh son, it&#39;s times like this I just look at my bracelet.
*Homer shows Bart and Lisa his &#39;WWJD&#39; bracelet*
Lisa: Good point dad, what would Jesus do?
Homer: Jesus&#33;? I thought it was Jepeto. AHHH pfft...
*Takes off bracelet and throws it away*



Some Woman: I represent &#39;Viagragain&#39;, the topical rub for bald, impotent men.
Homer: Well, I am bored and important, where do I sign?


Both from the 300th Episode... That was an awesome episode :lol:


I can&#39;t wait to see the one where they come to the UK in it :lol:

Cal
11-19-2003, 06:41 PM
did someone say pfft (w00t)

ProJecT NotHinG
11-19-2003, 10:29 PM
Marge: Homer, the plant called...they said if you dont show up tomorrow, then don&#39;t bother showing up on Monday
Homer: Whoo-Hoo&#33;&#33; 4 day weekend

Got to love The Simpsons&#33;&#33;&#33; Although my avatar has Boomhauer on it...thats just cause i talk like that, my gf calls me that so dont worry

Anthony.
11-19-2003, 10:34 PM
The coolest episode is the one when Homer goes in the 3D world :D . It&#39;s really funny :D .

Mark
11-20-2003, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by RiverJudeAlexander@Nov 19 2003, 02:46 AM
simpsons have had 15 seasons... 1503 episodes... so far... they broke the record... after the flinstones... and then there&#39;s...

homer.

you had better speak up, i&#39;m wearing a towel.


oooooooh&#33;&#33;&#33;
ONE MORE THING&#33;&#33; is there anyone here who doesn&#39;t like the simpsons?? be honest... please...
That would mean there&#39;d be 100 new episodes every season, and there&#39;s only about 13-15 a year. They just hit 300 episodes.

Now, the episode names are different. When you see "1503", that means Season 15 Episode 03.

May
11-20-2003, 05:56 AM
Homer: The lesson is never try

haha i love that and i can&#39;t think of anymore lol

RiverJudeAlexander
11-20-2003, 07:01 AM
*the doll&#39;s been trying to kill me and the toaster&#39;s been laughing at me...*

you know, i just realised, homer has many problems with toasters...

_PianoPaPercut_
11-20-2003, 08:00 AM
I AM EVIL HOMER&#33; I AM EVIL HOMER...&#33;

Michael
11-20-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by ProJecT NotHinG@Nov 19 2003, 10:29 PM
Marge: Homer, the plant called...they said if you dont show up tomorrow, then don&#39;t bother showing up on Monday
Homer: Whoo-Hoo&#33;&#33; 4 day weekend

Got to love The Simpsons&#33;&#33;&#33; Although my avatar has Boomhauer on it...thats just cause i talk like that, my gf calls me that so dont worry
I remember that one. Wish school was the same. :D

Cal
11-20-2003, 11:33 AM
i love the one where homer becomes the clown, and he&#39;s sitting at the table carving a tent out his potato, and get up
&#39;THATS IT, you people have stood in my way long enough, im going to clown college&#39;

lmao

Phantom Duck
11-20-2003, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by LPFAN05+Nov 20 2003, 12:30 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPFAN05 @ Nov 20 2003, 12:30 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--RiverJudeAlexander@Nov 19 2003, 02:46 AM
simpsons have had 15 seasons... 1503 episodes... so far... they broke the record... after the flinstones... and then there&#39;s...

homer.

you had better speak up, i&#39;m wearing a towel.


oooooooh&#33;&#33;&#33;
ONE MORE THING&#33;&#33; is there anyone here who doesn&#39;t like the simpsons?? be honest... please...
That would mean there&#39;d be 100 new episodes every season, and there&#39;s only about 13-15 a year. They just hit 300 episodes.
[/b][/quote]
Huh? Only 15 episodes a year?

Mark
11-20-2003, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by Phantom Duck+Nov 20 2003, 08:27 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phantom Duck @ Nov 20 2003, 08:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -LPFAN05@Nov 20 2003, 12:30 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--RiverJudeAlexander@Nov 19 2003, 02:46 AM
simpsons have had 15 seasons... 1503 episodes... so far... they broke the record... after the flinstones... and then there&#39;s...

homer.

you had better speak up, i&#39;m wearing a towel.


oooooooh&#33;&#33;&#33;
ONE MORE THING&#33;&#33; is there anyone here who doesn&#39;t like the simpsons?? be honest... please...
That would mean there&#39;d be 100 new episodes every season, and there&#39;s only about 13-15 a year. They just hit 300 episodes.

Huh? Only 15 episodes a year? [/b][/quote]
Yes, the maximum would have to be 20 or so.

All the rest that you see are reruns of the new epsiodes or the old episodes. I have the episode guide upstairs.

*Grandpa Simpson smashes into tree Homer was sleeping next to, Jasper gets out with split beard*
Jasper:"Oh no&#33; My beard&#33; My beard&#39;s broken&#33;"

Bryan
11-21-2003, 05:34 AM
It takes 8+ months to make 1 episode of the Simpsons. It only takes 4-5 days to make 1 episode of Southpark.

(w00t) (w00t)

RiverJudeAlexander
11-21-2003, 07:25 AM
dirty love. i mean, thirty love. aaw. i&#39;ll just get the shuttlecock. D&#39;OH&#33;&#33;
-homer

i know you can hear what I&#39;M thinking, boy. meou meou meou meou meou meou meou meou...
-homer

when i was seventeen. i drank some very good beer. i drank some very good beer i purchased with a fake id. my name was brian magee. i stayed up listening to queen. when i was seventeen.
-homer

marge, you have a butt that won&#39;t quit. they got these large chewy prezels here anda thoiwej asdfjm aaeskhr,.vmxc FIVE DOLLARS&#33;?&#33;??&#33; get outta here....
-homer

I LOVE HOMER&#33;&#33;

Ander
11-21-2003, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by Bryan@Nov 20 2003, 09:34 PM
It takes 8+ months to make 1 episode of the Simpsons. It only takes 4-5 days to make 1 episode of Southpark.

(w00t) (w00t)
:lol: can you believe they stopped doing the cut and paste construction paper method after like, the 2nd episode? :lol: Now they use advanced computer animation and stuff, and it still looks so simple :P

Bryan
11-21-2003, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by superxero88+Nov 21 2003, 02:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (superxero88 @ Nov 21 2003, 02:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Nov 20 2003, 09:34 PM
It takes 8+ months to make 1 episode of the Simpsons. It only takes 4-5 days to make 1 episode of Southpark.

(w00t) (w00t)
:lol: can you believe they stopped doing the cut and paste construction paper method after like, the 2nd episode? :lol: Now they use advanced computer animation and stuff, and it still looks so simple :P [/b][/quote]
I eat poop.

Ander
11-21-2003, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by Bryan@Nov 20 2003, 11:41 PM
I eat poop.
^_^ Tasty.

Bryan
11-21-2003, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by superxero88+Nov 21 2003, 02:55 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (superxero88 @ Nov 21 2003, 02:55 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Nov 20 2003, 11:41 PM
I eat poop.
^_^ Tasty. [/b][/quote]
My butt itches. :(

RiverJudeAlexander
11-21-2003, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by Bryan+Nov 21 2003, 05:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bryan @ Nov 21 2003, 05:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -superxero88@Nov 21 2003, 02:55 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Nov 20 2003, 11:41 PM
I eat poop.
^_^ Tasty.
My butt itches. :( [/b][/quote]
hey, can you take the wheel for a second, i need to scratch myslef in two places at once.
-homer

_PianoPaPercut_
11-21-2003, 12:41 PM
MORE POWER TO HANS MOLE MAN&#33;

[he seems so alone.. =_=]

RiverJudeAlexander
11-22-2003, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by _PianoPaPercut_@Nov 21 2003, 10:11 PM
MORE POWER TO HANS MOLE MAN&#33;

[he seems so alone.. =_=]
HAIL HANS&#33;&#33;

Magick
11-22-2003, 09:40 PM
Billy Corgan: "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

Lmao. :lol:

Will
11-22-2003, 09:43 PM
The Simpsons is OK, but I don&#39;t really like it at all. I like Futurama a lot more.

LornVourkolakas
11-22-2003, 11:26 PM
Futurama is funny as hell. What time do they show it? I haven&#39;t seen it for a while.

"Good drink... good meat... good God, let&#39;s eat&#33;" Homer

Mark
11-23-2003, 04:19 AM
*snake comes in to rob motel clerk, takes mayor quimby hostage with a knife, homer pulls out his gun*
Homer: Freeze&#33;
Snake: *drops knife, quimby runs out* "Yo, don&#39;t shoot"
*Marge yells at homer for keeping the gun, snake takes the gun when homer&#39;s looking the other way*
Homer: "Haha sucker&#33; There&#39;s no bullets in that gun&#33;" *pulls out box of bullets and shakes them*
Snake *points gun at homer* "Yo&#33; Give me the bullets&#33;"
Homer: "Alright, don&#39;t shoot&#33;"

Jae
11-23-2003, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by LPFAN05@Nov 23 2003, 04:19 AM
*snake comes in to rob motel clerk, takes mayor quimby hostage with a knife, homer pulls out his gun*
Homer: Freeze&#33;
Snake: *drops knife, quimby runs out* "Yo, don&#39;t shoot"
*Marge yells at homer for keeping the gun, snake takes the gun when homer&#39;s looking the other way*
Homer: "Haha sucker&#33; There&#39;s no bullets in that gun&#33;" *pulls out box of bullets and shakes them*
Snake *points gun at homer* "Yo&#33; Give me the bullets&#33;"
Homer: "Alright, don&#39;t shoot&#33;"
HAHAHAH&#33;&#33; (w00t)

Andrea
11-23-2003, 05:21 PM
I like the Simpsons. I use to watch that show all the time. I have kinda lost interest though. I don&#39;t know why. :wth:

Mark
11-23-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by EastCoastPunk@Nov 23 2003, 01:51 PM
I like the Simpsons. I use to watch that show all the time. I have kinda lost interest though. I don&#39;t know why. :wth:
Maybe because the last couple of seasons have been mediocre compared to the first 12 seasons. :lol:

Andrea
11-23-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by LPFAN05+Nov 23 2003, 01:41 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPFAN05 @ Nov 23 2003, 01:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--EastCoastPunk@Nov 23 2003, 01:51 PM
I like the Simpsons. I use to watch that show all the time. I have kinda lost interest though. I don&#39;t know why. :wth:
Maybe because the last couple of seasons have been mediocre compared to the first 12 seasons. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Heh. Yeah, I see your point. :lol:

RiverJudeAlexander
11-24-2003, 06:21 AM
yeah... futurama is pretty funny... why didn&#39;t it make it as well as the simpsons?? i mean... it is simpsons... sort of... or maybe it is making it... i have no idea. i&#39;m going to sleep now...

[Fool]
11-24-2003, 08:14 PM
if somethings hard to do its not worth beer - Homer
Well beer weve had some good times, (queue music) when i was 17, i drank some very good beer, i drank some very good beer i purchesed with a fake id, my name was brian magee, when i was 17 - Homer Jay Simpson - the beer song

Andy Jones
11-25-2003, 02:09 PM
You&#39;re so easily excited..
I dont like anything...
Owwwww wow look a blue car...

Hybrid_Bunny
12-01-2003, 04:08 AM
Did anyone watch the new episodes of the Simpsons yet? The season premiere about the return of Homer&#39;s mom was kinda sad.

Neil
12-01-2003, 07:41 PM
Bart : "Dad&#33; You killed zombie Flanders&#33;&#33;&#33;"
Homer : "He was a zombie?:huh:"

Also from the episode where they get a carny food machine and Homer fights the bear.

Homer (Holding giant cotton candy and caramel ball) : "Come children, suckle daddy&#39;s sugar ball" :lol: