Best Lp Quote

[Alex]

What the best LP quote u know??

Interviewer: Interview With The Chemist
Chemist: I am the prankster
Interviewer: What night is tonight, Chemist?
Chemist: The Chamist says that tonight is the last night of the European tour with Taproot and Deftones
Taproot & Deftones: Whats Up?
Chamist: And it's also the night that the Chemist and his associates derived a meticulous plan to destroy the Deftones.

MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The idea was initially brought up by my associate Spike Minoda who is undercover from the KGB. His idea was to destroy the Deftones by replacing their water with vodka.

Once I apprehended the virgin waters I, therefore, took them to the "laboratory." We took place in... something very... devious.

[Bryan]

mine would prolly be any quote where they talk about why they dont use a lot of vulgarity in their music. it really explains why they dont do it. and it really does allow them to express themeselves better

[blue_angle]

umm... I duuno really
there are just to many! B)

[Bn/Thg:930]

We support free music. Go ahead. Download that ####.

thats the only one i know

[Jessica]

theres sooo many...they are just too funny:) :mike: :chaz: :joe: :brad: :phoenix: :rob:

[Magick]

Originally posted by Jessica@Jul 26 2002, 12:13 PM
theres sooo many...they are just too funny:) :mike: :chaz: :joe: :brad: :phoenix: :rob:
I agree. :D

One of my favorites has to be the chicken fricasse thing, though. Ill edit this later if I can think of any more.

[Mark]

my fave is when they were explaining when mike was really annoyed and they stopped off at the side of the highway so he could go use the porta-potty. it was joe's idea, but they started rocking the thing, and eventually it fell over. mike was covered in crap and had to strip down before they would let him back on the bus because he stunk so horrible. poor mike. the quote is somewhere on robengel.com, i'll find it

[Mark]

Chester: There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty.
Mike: Chester?!
Joe: I remember this one!
Chester: Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!
Mike: That was so not funny.
Joe: Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!
Rob: Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
Chester: Then we attacked him with air freshener.
Brad: Lysol!


Joe: What do you mean Joe? I'm not Joe, Joe isn't here right now. I'm Remy!
RS: Okaaaay...
Joe: REMY!


Joe: I have an ass, its a nice ass but I don't go around showing it off like Chester does all the time!
Mike: Yeah but you've shown it off once or twice!
Joe: Well that's different. I'm not like Chester.
Chester: Yeah I'm the assmaster!!!!


Mike: You know those guards with the hats? The ones that don't move. Can you touch them? Can you, like, stick your thumb up their butts and they wouldn't move?
Brad: At that point wouldn't they, like, destroy you?


Chester: I think it's because of my strikingly good looks.
Mike: I think it's because of your strikingly bad looks.
Chester: I totally disagree. I think i'm the most important person...ever.
Mike: I think chesters full of himself and I think thats really hot!
Chester: Yeah sometimes at night you're full of me too.


*thanks robengel.com*

[Kuro-san]

Damn it... I was gonna post the one that I liked and I forgot it... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[Alex]

Originally posted by Kuro-san@Jul 27 2002, 04:06 PM
Damn it... I was gonna post the one that I liked and I forgot it... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
get thinkin!!!

[Bryan]

LP are crazy :P

[CinnamonSpider]

i guess it'll be...Mike's
'Ellllooooo Emma...Elllooo Andre' :P



Last edited by SubconsciousMelody at Jul 28 2002, 03:40 AM

[nsuck2k1]

prolly the chemist

[Bryan]

Originally posted by nsuck2k1@Jul 28 2002, 12:53 AM
prolly the chemist
who is the chemist? i'm confused :unsure:

[Magick]

Originally posted by SubconsciousMelody@Jul 27 2002, 10:38 PM
i guess it'll be...Mike's
'Ellllooooo Emma...Elllooo Andre' :P
I have a funny story about that. :P My three friends and I were at the bus stop going to the store, and we were bored, so we started saying "Hello Emma" (in the British accent, of course :D ) to people in cars and everyone that passed by us. The next day at school, my three friends and I decided to make an "Emma group", we were the three original Emma's (I was Mushroom Emma, my friends were Silly Emma, Hyper Emma, and Psycho Emma :lol: ), and everyone else could just be Emma-wannabe's. Anyhoo, we were addressing everyone as Emma that day, even the teachers who gave us funny looks. And ya know what? Later on that day, everyone started saying "Hello Emma" back to us. :D It was the fad of the day. :D

Well, I found more LP quotes I liked: :)

---Brad: Brad cannot reveal his inspiration.
Mike: When Brad's being mysterious he speaks in the third person.
Mike: When Mike speaks in the third person he makes himself crazy.
Brad: Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich.
---What was the hardest part about making the album?
Mike: Sitting in the same room with Brad for two months. But then we got on tour and it just got worse.
Brad: I didn't shower a lot then.
Mike: He showers less now.
---Do you guys feel like you've got some pretty big shoes to fill with all the Limp Bizkits and Korns out there in today's music scene?
Brad: Well, I'm not that tall - I actually wear a size 11 [shoe] - and we're actually getting stuff for free now. I just got a pair of Converse, so in terms of filling shoes I don't have any complaints.
Mike: Filling shoes? Wouldn't that mean that those bands are gone? I don't think any of those bands have left the scene. We're all playing music together at this point.
Brad: That was a very adept answer.
Mike: Thank you, Brad. Brad's so kind. He's here for my moral support. Without Brad I think I'd be pretty bummed out on tour, because he's the only one who gives me any moral support. Everyone else makes fun of me - especially Mr. Hahn.
---MTV: Let's talk about your success. You've sold over a million records...
Mike: We've sold a million records?
Chester: We did?
MTV: Have you?
Mike: Whoa!

There's more I like, but I don't want to make this post any longer.. :D :P



Last edited by Magick at Jul 28 2002, 09:55 AM

[Alex]

Originally posted by Magick+Jul 28 2002, 03:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Magick @ Jul 28 2002, 03:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--SubconsciousMelody@Jul 27 2002, 10:38 PM
i guess it'll be...Mike's
'Ellllooooo Emma...Elllooo Andre' *:P
I have a funny story about that. :P My three friends and I were at the bus stop going to the store, and we were bored, so we started saying "Hello Emma" (in the British accent, of course :D ) to people in cars and everyone that passed by us. The next day at school, my three friends and I decided to make an "Emma group", we were the three original Emma's (I was Mushroom Emma, my friends were Silly Emma, Hyper Emma, and Psycho Emma :lol: ), and everyone else could just be Emma-wannabe's. Anyhoo, we were addressing everyone as Emma that day, even the teachers who gave us funny looks. And ya know what? Later on that day, everyone started saying "Hello Emma" back to us. :D It was the fad of the day. :D[/b][/quote]
and its at this point I start to worry about you hehe


im British btw, "how u doin'" (in a US accent) :chemist: hehehe, ive had my hyper pills again :wacko:

[Magick]

Originally posted by Alex@Jul 28 2002, 11:36 AM
and its at this point I start to worry about you hehe


im British btw, "how u doin'" (in a US accent) :chemist: hehehe, ive had my hyper pills again :wacko:
Lmao :lol:

Oh yes, that reminds me; another good quote is Mike's attempt at a British accent. :D

:wacko: :P

[elemynt]

The all chestery fingers! I can't say it in word can I? :chaz:
Hand One: |
Hereyougo----

and the other hand:
Hand Two: |
Hereyougo----

:chaz:
:chaz:
:chaz:
:chaz:
:chaz:
:chaz:
:chaz:



Last edited by elemynt at Jul 28 2002, 05:21 PM

[Alex]

Originally posted by elemynt@Jul 28 2002, 06:16 PM
The all chestery fingers! I can't say it in word can I? :chaz:
|
----
eh :huh:

[elemynt]

See my edited post. Why I am I not enabled to space?

[Bryan]

:huh:

[Magick]

Oooo.. one more! :D

I got this from someone's sig ..
<mrhahn> I'd like to be on System of a Down's album, because Im psycho groupie cocaine crazy.

I love that 'cause LP and System are my two favorite bands, I'd love to see a collaboration. ^_^

[elemynt]

You dumba$$e$! Don't you get it? The middle finger stands for "F*** YOU"! Don't ban me for this it's just my fav LP quote. :D



Last edited by elemynt at Jul 29 2002, 06:41 AM

[LPchick4ever]

theres too many em to choose from :mellow:



Last edited by LPchick4ever at Aug 1 2002, 09:21 AM

[EmmieStrange]

my fave quote is from Linkin Park- A 2001 Hybrid Odessey!

:joe: Joe: The director of the show just called me a ######....how should I take that!

And Mike's attempt at a 'British' accent was really funny too! :mike:

:lol: :lol: