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Nikki
10-20-2002, 12:19 PM
Ok...before I start...there's couple of warnings about this...

1: Sorry about the language used...This is script I have absolutly no control over so if you are easily offended...It's best if you don't read this...
2: If you hate reading large quantities...this ain't for you
3: If you're not in it...then sorry but the people being used are the people who I actually remember...and you can always do you own script :-)
4: I'll post 5 days at a time...see what happens...then post the next five days the day after...

Here goes...Days 1-5

Big Brother!

Day 1 - Akuma-sama admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Kat. He says she looks like a [someone that like people of same sex]. As it turns out, Evilamy is in fact the only [someone that likes same sex] in the house, although The baron later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.

2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Chester 76 creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Subconcious Melody hits him with a Ladle.

3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of The Empire State building out of Pasta. After much persuasion by Chester 76, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.

4 - Training for the The Empire State building task is well under way. However havoc ensues when The baron, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat [cough] in the house, eats half the Pasta. Subconcious Melody is furious.

5 - Today is the day when the The Empire State building task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when The baron breaks wind and blows The Empire State building over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Kat cries.

Magick
10-20-2002, 03:43 PM
:P

I know I've been on that site, before, where they make up the BB script. Funneh stuff. :D

Nikki
10-20-2002, 05:41 PM
I know....there's tonnes of stuff...but this script is my fave...poopstars ain't too bad...but this one rules...

Bryan
10-20-2002, 06:30 PM
:blink:

Will
10-20-2002, 06:56 PM
Wow. You made me cry. :(

..

..

jk!

- Akuma :chemist:

White Pony(turntables)
10-20-2002, 07:15 PM
that site asks lots of questions but i like the ending

Nikki
10-20-2002, 08:02 PM
lol...I'm bored...here comes part 2...

days something-10

6 - Chester 76 gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Kat admits that she likes to be spanked on the [bum] with a Ladle. Akuma-Sama says he never wears condoms because they make his Genitals sore and Chester 76 agrees. EvilAmy goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual [cough]. The Baron sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Chester 76.

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Akuma-Sama goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Subconcious Melody and Kat are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Akuma-Sama.

9 - Subconcious Melody and Kat are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. EvilAmy sings them a song - Number one - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote Kat out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Kat leaves.

Will
10-20-2002, 09:04 PM
:blink: :huh: :o

Wow... lmao...

- Akuma :chemist:

CinnamonSpider
10-20-2002, 11:55 PM
:'( i was voted off :(

... :lol: this #### is funny!!!
i'm enjoying this :D

White Pony(turntables)
10-21-2002, 12:00 AM
the endins the best :shifty:

Amy
10-21-2002, 02:22 AM
lol :lol:

how did u do that? that would be kewl! i wanna do one!

Bryan
10-21-2002, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by Kat@Oct 20 2002, 04:02 PM
lol...I'm bored...here comes part 2...

days something-10

6 - Chester 76 gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.

7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Kat admits that she likes to be spanked on the [bum] with a Ladle. Akuma-Sama says he never wears condoms because they make his Genitals sore and Chester 76 agrees. EvilAmy goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual [cough]. The Baron sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Chester 76.

8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Akuma-Sama goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Subconcious Melody and Kat are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Akuma-Sama.

9 - Subconcious Melody and Kat are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. EvilAmy sings them a song - Number one - to make them feel better.

10 - The public vote Kat out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Kat leaves.
Damn straight...no condom for me :shifty: :chemist:


I better not get voted off, i'm a MOD...I have powers!! :chemist:
j/k...i dont even get what the heck this is lol



Last edited by Chester 76 at Oct 21 2002, 09:46 AM

Nikki
10-21-2002, 04:04 PM
No...I was the one the got voted off...but I'm not bothered...
LMFAO as well Chester...you and condoms...I don't wanna know
Amy...I'll give you the addy of this script after I finish posting it all up...don't want to spoil the ending for yers :)

Here comes part 3:

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Kat's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. EvilAmy has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Subconcious Melody is visibly depressed and is comforted by Chester 76, who tries to touch her on her Backside.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Chester 76 touching Subconcious Melody's Backside over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that The Baron refuses to run because his Genitals hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. The Baron finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Subconcious Melody calls The Baron a lazy [cough].

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Akuma-Sama tells everyone individually that he thinks Subconcious Melody is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Subconcious Melody and Chester 76 are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Akuma-Sama.



Last edited by Kat at Oct 21 2002, 04:06 PM

Bryan
10-21-2002, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Kat@Oct 21 2002, 12:04 PM
No...I was the one the got voted off...but I'm not bothered...
LMFAO as well Chester...you and condoms...I don't wanna know
Amy...I'll give you the addy of this script after I finish posting it all up...don't want to spoil the ending for yers :)

Here comes part 3:

11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Kat's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. EvilAmy has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Subconcious Melody is visibly depressed and is comforted by Chester 76, who tries to touch her on her Backside.

12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Chester 76 touching Subconcious Melody's Backside over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.

13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that The Baron refuses to run because his Genitals hurts a bit.

14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. The Baron finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Subconcious Melody calls The Baron a lazy [cough].

15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Akuma-Sama tells everyone individually that he thinks Subconcious Melody is a whore. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Subconcious Melody and Chester 76 are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Akuma-Sama.
I got voted off :(


I'm pissed now, topic closed!

















just kidding :P

Nikki
10-21-2002, 07:00 PM
Hey! You're up for evitcion...don't mean that you're out! just wait ok...wait till tommorow...or I could post it now....hmmmm *ponders*

Ah go on then....I'm genourous... :)

Part 4

16 - The nominations are announced. Subconcious Melody can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Chester 76 is equally stunned and turns to Subconcious Melody for comfort. The Baron is distraught and confesses to EvilAmy that he thinks he is in love with Chester 76. EvilAmy says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know

17 - The public vote Chester 76 out of the house. Subconcious Melody says she is gutted and even gives Chester 76 a clipping of hair from her Backside to prove how much she cares. The Baron is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Chester 76 leaves.

18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Subconcious Melody clipping the hair from her Backside. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.

19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Czechoslavakia in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.

20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Czechoslavakia sounds like but The Baron says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Akuma-Sama as the one who must complete the task.


ok........so maybe you did get voted out....sorry chaz...but at least you wasn't the first to go...like me :lol:



Last edited by Kat at Oct 21 2002, 07:04 PM

Mark
10-21-2002, 07:11 PM
yay! i'm left out!

go will! :P you sing that anthem!

and chester : you woman-hating illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents! lmao, j/k

Nikki
10-21-2002, 08:04 PM
LoL Lpfan...just you wait...I might put you in anoter one... :P There is another script too yer know...but it's not as good as this one...but it's still ok-ish...

Will
10-21-2002, 09:33 PM
I can do things that I didn稚 know I could do!

- Akuma :chemist:

Amy
10-22-2002, 10:33 AM
oh its not fair kat :P i wanna make one for all of my friends at school! :P how much longer till it finishes? :P

Nikki
10-22-2002, 03:34 PM
not too long now my good friend...but I might hold it off a little longer because there's another script on there...but I'll post all of that in one go...muchos easier...

part wazzanameit

21 - Akuma-Sama successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Czechoslavakia but also God Save The Queen, Number one and the theme tune to The Tweenies. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.

22 - Nominations are due and Akuma-Sama tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. The Baron and EvilAmy are nominated.

23 - The Baron and EvilAmy take their nominations well and sit down with Akuma-Sama and Subconcious Melody to discuss why they voted for them. Akuma-Sama keeps quiet but Subconcious Melody accuses The Baron of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred [cough] before bursting into tears.

24 - The public vote EvilAmy out of the house and nobody really gives a [...]. EvilAmy leaves.

25 - Akuma-Sama becomes the first housemate to have a [masturbation session]. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Akuma-Sama's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a [cough].

damn...that ain't enough! let's go for it....

26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Elephant dung using only a Ladle. Akuma-Sama is unsure but The Baron is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.

27 - Completely out of the blue, The Baron breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Elephant incident from his childhood. Subconcious Melody tries to persuade him to stay but Akuma-Sama sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. The Baron decides to leave.

28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Elephant dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely [drunk] on some vegetable wine, made by Subconcious Melody from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.

I'll leave the last part till tommorow...heheheheh

Will
10-22-2002, 09:04 PM
I'm just a piece of work, aren't I?

I even masturbated on tape... wow... :D

- Akuma :chemist:

Mark
10-22-2002, 09:09 PM
you sly freak of nature. :P

Bryan
10-22-2002, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Akuma-sama@Oct 22 2002, 05:04 PM
I'm just a piece of work, aren't I?

I even masturbated on tape... wow... :D

- Akuma :chemist:
Thats kinky!! :lol:

Will
10-22-2002, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Kat@Oct 22 2002, 11:34 AM
25 - Akuma-Sama becomes the first housemate to have a [masturbation session]. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Akuma-Sama's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a [cough].
I知 a what?

Bryan
10-22-2002, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Akuma-sama+Oct 22 2002, 06:28 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Akuma-sama @ Oct 22 2002, 06:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Kat@Oct 22 2002, 11:34 AM
25 - Akuma-Sama becomes the first housemate to have a [masturbation session]. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Akuma-Sama&#39;s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he&#39;s a [cough].
I知 a what?[/b][/quote]
Prolly a Master in the art of Baiting... :P

Will
10-22-2002, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Chester 76+Oct 22 2002, 06:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chester 76 @ Oct 22 2002, 06:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Akuma-sama@Oct 22 2002, 06:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Kat@Oct 22 2002, 11:34 AM
25 - Akuma-Sama becomes the first housemate to have a [masturbation session]. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Akuma-Sama&#39;s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he&#39;s a [cough].
I知 a what?
Prolly a Master in the art of Baiting... :P[/b][/quote]
What the hell did you just call me? :huh:

Bryan
10-22-2002, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Akuma-sama+Oct 22 2002, 06:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Akuma-sama @ Oct 22 2002, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Chester 76@Oct 22 2002, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by -Akuma-sama@Oct 22 2002, 06:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Kat@Oct 22 2002, 11:34 AM
25 - Akuma-Sama becomes the first housemate to have a [masturbation session]. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Akuma-Sama&#39;s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he&#39;s a [cough].
I知 a what?
Prolly a Master in the art of Baiting... :P
What the hell did you just call me? :huh:[/b][/quote]
Master - Baiting...the words fit together lol. Ya know, seeing as you just masturbated on tape...so your a MASTER in the art of BAITING


(basically it means your a masturbater) I dunno...i heard it before

Amy
10-23-2002, 11:04 AM
oh i was voted out :( :lol:
i wanna make mine&#33;&#33; :P

Nikki
10-23-2002, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by Chester 76+Oct 22 2002, 10:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chester 76 @ Oct 22 2002, 10:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Akuma-sama@Oct 22 2002, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by -Chester 76@Oct 22 2002, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by -Akuma-sama@Oct 22 2002, 06:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Kat@Oct 22 2002, 11:34 AM
25 - Akuma-Sama becomes the first housemate to have a [masturbation session]. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Akuma-Sama&#39;s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he&#39;s a [cough].
I知 a what?
Prolly a Master in the art of Baiting... :P
What the hell did you just call me? :huh:
Master - Baiting...the words fit together lol. Ya know, seeing as you just masturbated on tape...so your a MASTER in the art of BAITING


(basically it means your a masturbater) I dunno...i heard it before[/b][/quote]
Actually it called him a W#NK#R (sorry) but never mind ;)

THE FINAL PART OF BIG BROTHER&#33;&#33;&#33;

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Akuma-Sama asks Subconcious Melody to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Akuma-Sama nominates Subconcious Melody to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Subconcious Melody.

30 - When the nomination is announced, Subconcious Melody graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Akuma-Sama is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to [have sex with] him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Akuma-Sama takes his 」70,000 and runs away to Czechoslavakia. Nobody, including Subconcious Melody, ever sees him again.


brings a tear to the eye that does :lol:

What do ya think huuuuuuuuhhhh???&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:



Last edited by Kat at Oct 23 2002, 04:29 PM

American Nothing
10-23-2002, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by Kat+Oct 23 2002, 04:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Kat @ Oct 23 2002, 04:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Chester 76@Oct 22 2002, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by -Akuma-sama@Oct 22 2002, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by -Chester 76@Oct 22 2002, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by -Akuma-sama@Oct 22 2002, 06:28 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Kat@Oct 22 2002, 11:34 AM
25 - Akuma-Sama becomes the first housemate to have a [masturbation session]. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Akuma-Sama&#39;s mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he&#39;s a [cough].
I知 a what?
Prolly a Master in the art of Baiting... :P
What the hell did you just call me? :huh:
Master - Baiting...the words fit together lol. Ya know, seeing as you just masturbated on tape...so your a MASTER in the art of BAITING


(basically it means your a masturbater) I dunno...i heard it before
Actually it called him a W#NK#R (sorry) but never mind ;)

THE FINAL PART OF BIG BROTHER&#33;&#33;&#33;

29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Akuma-Sama asks Subconcious Melody to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Akuma-Sama nominates Subconcious Melody to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Subconcious Melody.

30 - When the nomination is announced, Subconcious Melody graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Akuma-Sama is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to [have sex with] him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Akuma-Sama takes his 」70,000 and runs away to Czechoslavakia. Nobody, including Subconcious Melody, ever sees him again.


brings a tear to the eye that does :lol:

What do ya think huuuuuuuuhhhh???&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:[/b][/quote]
Dat rocks.. What about the story we made uP??
Ooooh, can be in the nxt script ya do??
If there is one..

Will
10-23-2002, 07:03 PM
I WIN&#33; MUAHAHAHH&#33; YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LOSERS&#33; I AM THE SUPREME RULER OF--

Erm, sorry. *cough*

Nikki
10-23-2002, 07:22 PM
Shusshhhh akuma&#33;&#33;&#33;

lol...our story into a script...lol...I have absolutly no idea how to make scripts (I&#39;m taking some lessons in it though) and I don&#39;t think we&#39;ll actually be able to make one...since the story was so bizzarre even for my mind...

anyway...by request...the 2nd script-Poopstars....

Poopstars&#33;

Week One - Auditions

Across the UK, thousands of budding young stars gather at auditions in the hope that they will be picked out for the chance to join a brand new pop group. The Poopstars panel, made up of smarmy Susan, sexy Kat and slightly-simple Dave are very impressed with the vast majority of the candidates. LPFAN05&#39;s rendition of Agadoo in particular goes down a real treat.

EvilAmy is also on impressive form, whipping out her enormous bongos and treating the judges to a blast of Ooh aah just a little bit by Gina G.

However one young hopeful sadly falls at the first hurdle. LinkiedTheory&#39;s belting recital of Meatloaf&#39;s I would do anything for love (But I won&#39;t do that) results in the tragic death of 17 contestants. He is subsequently dismissed from the competition and flees in tears.

Week Two - Second Round of Auditions

The hundreds of remaining candidates are invited to Skegness for further auditions in an attempt to whittle the numbers down to just 50. Straight away LPAli sets out her stall to impress the judges with a song and dance routine based upon the former Christmas Number One hit, Mr Blobby.

Everybody is delighted with the Mr Blobby rendition and, despite the fact that she&#39;s a fat biffer, LPAli makes it through to the next round of auditions. Subconcious Melody also progresses thanks to her amazing skills on the pink oboe.

xXLPXx, unfortunately, isn&#39;t so lucky. The judges make the shock discovery that she doesn&#39;t actually fall into the correct age group for the competition. As soon as they realise that xXLPXx is in fact a 73 year-old grandmother from Woking, they send her straight back to her retirement home. &#39;Perhaps we should have guessed from the zimmer frame&#39;, sighs judge Dave ruefully.

Week Three - Third Round

Camp club singer Akuma-Sama is the first hopeful to make a prat of himself after being invited to the third round of auditions in Ramsbottom. He attempts a flamboyant pirouette as the other contestants whistle Crazy for you by Let Loose. As he spins, he whacks Subconcious Melody in the face, sparking off a full-scale brawl between the two of them.

Less than impressed with this display of team harmony, the panel order both Akuma-Sama and Subconcious Melody to leave.

Judge Kat gives the remaining contestants a real scare when she calls them into a room and tells them he&#39;s got some bad news. &#39;I&#39;m afraid you&#39;re all going to have to phone your parents and tell them you&#39;re coming down to London for the final stage of auditions&#39;, she says, to the relief of everyone. What a joker.

Week Four - London Auditions

The judges have now got 20 contestants left, and they need to get the number down to just ten. They split all of the hopefuls into groups and put them through a gruelling routine of poncing about and singing.

Bloater LPAli is a natural at this, but as she throws herself about like a randy hippo, the judges gather in a corner to whisper about her.

&#39;LPAli&#39;s certainly got a big, erm, personality&#39; says Susan tactfully. &#39;But there just isn&#39;t enough room in the band for her. She&#39;ll have to go.&#39; Fortunately LPAli, with her well-rounded perspective on life, takes the news on the chins.

LPFAN05 is another candidate who has problems. He&#39;s been suffering from a severe bout of flatulence and Chester 76 convinces him that drinking 12 pints of Diamond White the night before the final audition will provide a cure.

Funnily enough, when LPFAN05 wakes up, his flatulence is no better and his head hurts. Chester 76 chuckles to himself, convinced that LPFAN05 will fail the audition and give Chester 76 his path into the final 10 contestants.

However Chester 76&#39;s plan quite literally backfires when Kat informs the remaining hopefuls that today&#39;s audition involves farting New York, New York in the style of a barbershop quartet. LPFAN05 is the star of the show, while Chester 76 barely raises a squeak. Perhaps surprisingly for a girl, EvilAmy also blows the judges away with her methane skills.

Week Five - Final Decision

Only LPFAN05 and EvilAmy remain in the final ten Poopstar contestants. The judges test out their communication skills by staging a mock press-conference.

However under heavy interrogation, EvilAmy reveals that she used to be a drug-smuggling prostitute, although she only does it at weekends now. It&#39;s fair to say that Dave, Susan and Kat are not happy.

LPFAN05 fares a lot better, telling the hacks how much he admires Steps and how he&#39;s always wanted to be Kylie Minogue.

After the press conference, the judges sit down in a secret location to discuss their choice for the final band line-up. They spend literally minutes weighing up the pros and cons of each contestant before sitting back smugly and declaring &#39;Well darlings, we&#39;ve got ourselves a band&#33;&#39;

The final decision

All that remains is for the candidates to be informed of the result. It is a decision which will undoubtedly change their lives for ever, and LPFAN05 and EvilAmy are understandably nervous as they wait for the judges to visit them at home.

Kat struggles to reach LPFAN05&#39;s remote home and after 3 weeks of travelling across frozen wasteland on a husky-driven sled she still hasn&#39;t reached the destination.

Susan, meanwhile, has popped round the corner for a cup of tea with EvilAmy and her boyfriend Ricard. Over the cuppa, Susan breaks the bad news that EvilAmy will not be chosen for the final band. &#39;Look at it this way...&#39; Susan says comfortingly. &#39;You&#39;ve always got your job at McDonalds&#39;.

Eventually, despite the loss of three toes, Kat reaches LPFAN05&#39;s igloo. She sits LPFAN05 down and tells him to take a deep breath. &#39;It&#39;s been the hardest decision I&#39;ve ever had to make&#39;, Kat begins.

&#39;But I&#39;m afraid you haven&#39;t made it. In fact, none of you have. We&#39;re not even bothering with the band - we only did it for the TV ratings. There is a follow-up series next year you might be interested in taking part in though...&#39;

&#39;Yes?&#39;, enquires LPFAN05, his eyes lighting up.

&#39;Yes&#39;, says Kat. &#39;It&#39;s called &#39;How Poopstars Ruined My Life&#39;. See you next year then...?&#39;


wow...woudja look at that...it&#39;s over...Oh yeah...I&#39;ll give you the addy now too:

FUNNEH STUFF&#33; (http://www.dc8p.com)



Last edited by Kat at Oct 23 2002, 07:29 PM

Mark
10-23-2002, 07:33 PM
where does the person who made this script live? because i&#39;d enjoy torturing them for a few hours and lettting them die a slow, painful death.

Nikki
10-23-2002, 07:34 PM
Awww...just because you didn&#39;t win....lol...at least you weren&#39;t a "sexy" judge...I&#39;m scared you know that&#33;? scared&#33;

Mark
10-23-2002, 07:41 PM
yes, yes you are.

i hate losing at anything, but losing in a singing competition, not that bad.

Nikki
10-23-2002, 07:46 PM
lol....I might go hunt for more scripts...but I can&#39;t quite be bothered...so I&#39;ll bump this for a few days until everyone&#39;s seen it... *shrugs* hehheh...I lost three toes...

Amy
10-24-2002, 10:53 AM
i didnt win :(

&#39;EvilAmy reveals that she used to be a drug-smuggling prostitute, although she only does it at weekends now&#39; :o

:lol:

American Nothing
10-24-2002, 12:50 PM
Haha. Thats cool

Nikki
10-24-2002, 04:33 PM
Again-sorry if I offended anyone...but you have to admit they are decent... :)


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American Nothing
10-24-2002, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Kat@Oct 24 2002, 04:33 PM
Again-sorry if I offended anyone...but you have to admit they are decent... :)


Dc8p.com (http://www.dc8p.com)
No, I werent offended. You are a talented *cough* script writer&#33;
haha only jokin.. :D :blink:

Nikki
10-24-2002, 05:33 PM
Lol...I never wrote those scripts to be honest....

Will
10-24-2002, 07:20 PM
I can稚 write scripts either; and usually when I try writing a story, I give up, because it starts making no sense.

Nikki
10-24-2002, 07:21 PM
yes but nothing in any of those scripts make sense&#33;

XxLPxX
10-24-2002, 07:42 PM
[FONT=Optima] Just testing fonts..

KAT&#33; I MADE THE POOP STARS SCRIPT FIRST.. YOU POST EDITOR&#33;&#33;&#33; :D



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Nikki
10-24-2002, 07:43 PM
huh??? well I dunno...maybe we posted at same time.....
and you have to close the tag,..like this [ /font ] (no spaces)

edit: actually I posted it at 7:22 and you posted at 7:52



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XxLPxX
10-24-2002, 07:47 PM
possibly... :unsure: