Yo Momma Jokes Thread.

[elie]

Let's step out of the real world, and enjoy a little laughter. No racist jokes, just yo momma jokes. If they get nasty...well...just don't let them get nasty. Let's keep them tasteful, yet hilarious. I doubt you can get racist with these jokes, but DO NOT do that, because I don't want this thread closed. Enough with the rules jibber-jabber, let's get dissing the mothers!

Here are a couple:

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[Kæton]

...Let us just hope none of the members will get offended in anyway with these jokes :).

[MentalMel911]

Originally posted by elie@Jul 5 2003, 09:00 AM
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

That was in a commercial.. :rolleyes:

[Terry]

Originally posted by Keaton@Jul 5 2003, 08:08 PM
...Let us just hope none of the members will get offended in anyway with these jokes :).
As long as they're not aimed at a certain person, they're ok, right?

[Kæton]

Originally posted by L&#33;nKnP4rKGrL12+Jul 5 2003, 10:16 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (L&#33;nKnP4rKGrL12 @ Jul 5 2003, 10:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Keaton@Jul 5 2003, 08:08 PM
...Let us just hope none of the members will get offended in anyway with these jokes :).
As long as they&#39;re not aimed at a certain person, they&#39;re ok, right? [/b][/quote]
Of course, but then again, sometimes you can do things and not realize they&#39;ve offended someone esle, so I suggest posting ones you know won&#39;t really offend anyone.

Even the insultings of obesesity (sp?)/intellegence can be insulting, so I&#39;m just saying.. be careful.

[Bryan]

Originally posted by Keaton+Jul 5 2003, 04:18 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Keaton @ Jul 5 2003, 04:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -L&#33;nKnP4rKGrL12@Jul 5 2003, 10:16 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Keaton@Jul 5 2003, 08:08 PM
...Let us just hope none of the members will get offended in anyway with these jokes :).
As long as they&#39;re not aimed at a certain person, they&#39;re ok, right?
Of course, but then again, sometimes you can do things and not realize they&#39;ve offended someone esle, so I suggest posting ones you know won&#39;t really offend anyone.

Even the insultings of obesesity (sp?)/intellegence can be insulting, so I&#39;m just saying.. be careful. [/b][/quote]
That is true. Someone could be offended by obesity. If anyone becomes offended in anyway by these jokes please PM a member of staff and they will close the thread. And don&#39;t worry, we wont "tell on you." :)

[elie]

Oh boy, forget it. Just close this thread please. I&#39;ll just go create a blonde jokes thread. If anyone get&#39;s offended there, you can just take it out with me.

[Bryan]

Originally posted by elie@Jul 5 2003, 05:55 PM
Oh boy, forget it. Just close this thread please. I&#39;ll just go create a blonde jokes thread. If anyone get&#39;s offended there, you can just take it out with me.
It can stay open. Some people are offended by things very easily, that&#39;s the thing. Even if it doesn&#39;t offend everyone, it may offend 1 person and we at LPA have to take that in consideration too.

[elie]

Originally posted by Bryan+Jul 5 2003, 09:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bryan @ Jul 5 2003, 09:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--elie@Jul 5 2003, 05:55 PM
Oh boy, forget it. Just close this thread please. I&#39;ll just go create a blonde jokes thread. If anyone get&#39;s offended there, you can just take it out with me.
It can stay open. Some people are offended by things very easily, that&#39;s the thing. Even if it doesn&#39;t offend everyone, it may offend 1 person and we at LPA have to take that in consideration too. [/b][/quote]
Yeah, I totally see where you guys are coming from. I personally don&#39;t want to see this thread open anymore, but it&#39;s up to you guys. I mean, if I wanted, I could put a link to EEFactor&#39;s Yo Momma Joke Archive, and be done with it, considering it&#39;s one of the largest archives of jokes on the web....but whatever you guys want.

[Bryan]

Originally posted by elie+Jul 5 2003, 06:09 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (elie @ Jul 5 2003, 06:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Bryan@Jul 5 2003, 09:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--elie@Jul 5 2003, 05:55 PM
Oh boy, forget it. Just close this thread please. I&#39;ll just go create a blonde jokes thread. If anyone get&#39;s offended there, you can just take it out with me.
It can stay open. Some people are offended by things very easily, that&#39;s the thing. Even if it doesn&#39;t offend everyone, it may offend 1 person and we at LPA have to take that in consideration too.
Yeah, I totally see where you guys are coming from. I personally don&#39;t want to see this thread open anymore, but it&#39;s up to you guys. I mean, if I wanted, I could put a link to EEFactor&#39;s Yo Momma Joke Archive, and be done with it, considering it&#39;s one of the largest archives of jokes on the web....but whatever you guys want. [/b][/quote]
It can stay open if you&#39;d like it to. It&#39;s your thread.

But like I said, if anyone would become offended PM a staff member.