Stare At Boobs For Longer Life

[Agent O]

A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Read the rest: http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

This should be in the Serious Chat because staring at boobies is a serious business for us men.

Also, if this study is true then I guess I'm immortal!

[Harlz]

Do they have to be well endowed? Cos my girlfriend really isn't...
Not that I'm saying she's any less attractive because of it.

[Derek The Infamous]

This has been going around for years :lol:. I'm pretty sure it's a joke and that any claims of scientific proof are pure hogwash.

Then again, Hugh Hefner still is pretty lively for his age and he's definitely had his fair share.

[[TDWP] Jacob]

I have a long life ahead of me then xP
kidding
(not really) :lol:

[Louis]

Derek, why aren't you taking care of this on the photo portion of the site? :lol:

[Omar]

Correlation does not equal causation. People love to stretch the truth by misinterpreting data. Notice how the research did not say in what way staring is equivalent to aerobics. Calories burned? No way, Jose. Heart rate? Unlikely. Attention/focus/concentration? I'll buy that.

[Gitsnik]

Good to know :lol: