Football Player Entrance Exam.

[Will]

Entrance Exam, Football Player Version
Time limit: 3 weeks

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
or;
Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
a. Build a bridge
b. Sail the ocean
c. Lead an army
d. Write a play

4. What religion is the Pope?
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic
(Check only one)

5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approx.)

8. What are the people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Easterners
d. Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

11. Where does the rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. 7-Eleven
c. Canada
d. The sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. Yes
b. No

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chatelier's principle of Dynamic Equilibrium or;
Spell your name in block letters.

16. Where is the basement in a 3-story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math: If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

-- You must answer three (3) or more questions correctly to qualify --

[Bryan]

Entrance Exam, Football Player Version
Time limit: 3 weeks

1. What language is spoken in France?
English

2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
or;
Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
Trudeau

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
a. Build a bridge
b. Sail the ocean
c. Lead an army
d. Write a play
Sail the Ocean

4. What religion is the Pope?
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic
(Check only one)
Satanic

5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters?
2.5 Ft.

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
12:05

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approx.)
0, no one liked him.

8. What are the people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Easterners
d. Northerners
Southerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton.
Busch, Cartor, Clinten

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
Jack, Bobby, Robie, Anthony, Phil

11. Where does the rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. 7-Eleven
c. Canada
d. The sky
Canada

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. Yes
b. No
No

13. What are coat hangers used for?
Hang up Pants

14. The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?
Iraq

15. Explain Le Chatelier's principle of Dynamic Equilibrium or;
Spell your name in block letters.
Brian

16. Where is the basement in a 3-story building located?
1st Floor

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin
Canada

18. Advanced math: If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
6
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
National Boobie Cop-A-Feeler


Soo...did I pass? :unsure:

[Will]

You weren't actually supposed to answer, lol.

[Mark]

Originally posted by Will@Apr 11 2003, 08:06 PM
Entrance Exam, Football Player Version
Time limit: 3 weeks

1. What language is spoken in France? French

2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
or;
Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. Pierre

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
a. Build a bridge
b. Sail the ocean
c. Lead an army
d. Write a play

4. What religion is the Pope?
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic
(Check only one)

5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters? 0

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 5:00

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approx.) 10

8. What are the people in America's far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Easterners
d. Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton. B-U-S-H, C-A-R-T-E-R A-N-D C-L-I-N-T-O-N

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five. George, George the 2nd, George the third, George the fourth, George the fifth

11. Where does the rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. 7-Eleven
c. Canada
d. The sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
a. Yes (e=mc squared?)
b. No

13. What are coat hangers used for? Hanging coats

14. The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country? USA

15. Explain Le Chatelier's principle of Dynamic Equilibrium or;
Spell your name in block letters. MARK

16. Where is the basement in a 3-story building located? Under the first floor

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math: If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have? 3

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for? National Brodcasting Corporation

-- You must answer three (3) or more questions correctly to qualify --
Answers: V V V V V

[Mark]

Originally posted by Will@Apr 11 2003, 08:18 PM
You weren't actually supposed to answer, lol.
:'( :'( :'(

i'm smurt.

[Bryan]

YOU'RE WRONG MARK, ALL WRONG!

I'M RIGHT! :shifty:

:chemist:

[Mark]

Originally posted by Bryan@Apr 11 2003, 08:28 PM
YOU'RE WRONG MARK, ALL WRONG!

I'M RIGHT! :shifty:

:chemist:
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

[Bryan]

Originally posted by LPFAN05+Apr 11 2003, 07:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPFAN05 @ Apr 11 2003, 07:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Apr 11 2003, 08:28 PM
YOU&#39;RE WRONG MARK, ALL WRONG&#33;

I&#39;M RIGHT&#33; :shifty:

:chemist:
:&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( [/b][/quote]
Did anyone even read mine?

Lmao :lol:

[Mark]

Originally posted by Bryan+Apr 11 2003, 08:33 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bryan @ Apr 11 2003, 08:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -LPFAN05@Apr 11 2003, 07:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Apr 11 2003, 08:28 PM
YOU&#39;RE WRONG MARK, ALL WRONG&#33;

I&#39;M RIGHT&#33; :shifty:

:chemist:
:&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;(
Did anyone even read mine?

Lmao :lol: [/b][/quote]
yeah, i did.

i just thought you were trying your hardest to get the questions right, i found nothing weird about you getting all the questions wrong....

[Bryan]

Originally posted by LPFAN05+Apr 11 2003, 07:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPFAN05 @ Apr 11 2003, 07:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Bryan@Apr 11 2003, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by -LPFAN05@Apr 11 2003, 07:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Apr 11 2003, 08:28 PM
YOU&#39;RE WRONG MARK, ALL WRONG&#33;

I&#39;M RIGHT&#33; :shifty:

:chemist:
:&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;( :&#39;(
Did anyone even read mine?

Lmao :lol:
yeah, i did.

i just thought you were trying your hardest to get the questions right, i found nothing weird about you getting all the questions wrong.... [/b][/quote]
You thought I was trying my hardest to get them right?

I&#39;m not that stupid. :lol:

[User Name]

Uhhh... I&#39;m not going to say a word on that one.. :chemist:

[Amy]

We have some weird staff on these forums :P

[Phantom Duck]

Originally posted by Will@Apr 11 2003, 10:36 PM


1. What language is spoken in France? Franch

2. Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.
The first century of the Babylonian Cretidicial Period began in about 1250 BC. The first...
or;
Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
a. Build a bridge
b. Sail the ocean
c. Lead an army <----------
d. Write a play

4. What religion is the Pope?
a. Jewish
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Polish
e. Agnostic
(Check only one)
Easy one. American

5. Metric conversion: How many feet are in 0.0 meters? 666 (u little demon)

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? midnight

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approx.) 25,005.26

8. What are the people in America&#39;s far north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Easterners
d. Northerners
e. None of the above <----

9. Spell: Bush, Carter and Clinton.
C-U-S-H, B-A-R-B-E-R E-N-D C-L-E-D-A-W-N

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
Louis XII, Pierre X, Konstantinos II, DeGrecia the first, Lola XXX

11. Where does the rain come from?
a. Macy&#39;s
b. 7-Eleven
c. Canada
d. The sky
e. volcanos <-----

12. Can you explain Einstein&#39;s Theory of Relativity?
a. Yes <--- (m=ce^9, that means f(x) must be closely related to the algorithmican value of the squared...)
b. No

13. What are coat hangers used for?
Weren&#39;t they used in France during the Revolution?

14. The Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?
There is no such anthem GOTCHA

15. Explain Le Chatelier&#39;s principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
I wish i could Spell my name in block letters istead of answering
to this one
;or
Spell your name in block letters.

16. Where is the basement in a 3-story building located?
What does 3-story mean?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
a. New York
b. Florida
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin
e. Gotham City <---

18. Advanced math: If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
None. Bryan ate them all

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
NBC


DO I PASS? DO I?
:wth:

[OggeM]

hmm..thats hard