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MoJo
08-21-2002, 09:17 PM
I've seen your A-Z things thread which is pretty funky but i have one u might get a laugh out of.

Its called a DIY Story First person who starts (me) writes half or a full sentence whatever u want then the next person has to add to it and then the next person adds to that etc etc..

On other forums the mods always delete the posts that screw it up so if any mods wanna play along that would be good :)

Ok here we go:

Down walked a donkey and ate a peice of.....

White Pony(turntables)
08-21-2002, 09:18 PM
bread-then-he-saw-chino-of-deftones....

Alex
08-21-2002, 09:22 PM
and was still wanting food so he eat him, and oh boy, Donkey was more than full after eating chino. His friend Jack (teenage boy) then came along then..

XxLPxX
08-21-2002, 09:23 PM
smack his own ass



Last edited by XxLPxX at Aug 21 2002, 05:27 PM

White Pony(turntables)
08-21-2002, 09:32 PM
then-the-donkey-died-because-of-over-does-of-alchohol-beacuse-chino-was-full-of-vodka

Alex
08-21-2002, 09:41 PM
Jack starts to cry :'( , his tears fall on donkeys light brown coat as he hugs the poor Donkey. Jack then jumps up and swing his arms in the air at a ragging rate and screamsn"WHY!!!". His scream are herd by..

LProckon
08-21-2002, 10:15 PM
sleeping wild kangaroos. they wake up and start bouncing towards them in an angry matter! jack screams and he starts running towards a nearby....



Last edited by LProckon at Aug 21 2002, 02:16 PM

Magick
08-21-2002, 10:23 PM
.. village where everyone wore overalls. The villagers took Jack in their care and..

LPchick4ever
08-21-2002, 10:37 PM
they gave him a a pair of overalls which...

Bryan
08-22-2002, 03:20 AM
were extremly ugly so jack...

Todd
08-22-2002, 03:47 AM
took them off and ran naked through the village. the cops arrested him then in jail a big man named bubba......

MoJo
08-22-2002, 05:29 AM
was eating cheese at the time of jack's entry to the prison, he offered jack some cheese and jack....

Bryan
08-22-2002, 05:57 AM
turned bubba's cheese down. Then bubba got mad and...

MoJo
08-22-2002, 09:11 AM
slammed his fist on the table and demanded more cheese. Jack was very scared and decided to...

Amy
08-22-2002, 10:48 AM
sleep. Then he woke up and....




(u happy now scott!?!)



Last edited by EvilAmy at Aug 22 2002, 11:02 AM

MoJo
08-22-2002, 11:05 AM
filled up the toilet bowl with a strange liquid the body produces. He continued on to his evil plan to take of the world. This consisted of him and jack....

Nikki
08-22-2002, 12:38 PM
kidnapping the presidents of music known as

Bryan
08-22-2002, 02:41 PM
Linkin Park. Once they kidnapped Linkin Park they...

White Pony(turntables)
08-22-2002, 05:05 PM
harassed-them-and-ticlked-them-with-feathers-till-they-revealed-all-there-music-secrets-then-mike....

Nikki
08-22-2002, 07:39 PM
broke one of Jacks

image_distort
08-22-2002, 07:45 PM
-::and suddenly came a UFO with aliens who were look alikes of the Linkin Park_____::-

Nikki
08-22-2002, 09:49 PM
but they were really teenieboppers

White Pony(turntables)
08-23-2002, 01:41 AM
who-were-planning-on-replacing-linkin-park

Todd
08-23-2002, 03:09 AM
but failed because they sucked a lot of.....

MoJo
08-23-2002, 05:25 AM
lollie pops. They then tried to replace backstreet boys.

Amy
08-23-2002, 07:10 AM
but they couldnt coz they wanted to sleep. When they were sleeping...

MoJo
08-23-2002, 07:24 AM
The same alein that tried to steal YoGo tried to hijack the aliens space ship and crashed into the .....



Last edited by MoJo at Aug 23 2002, 07:32 AM

Amy
08-23-2002, 07:28 AM
moon but they keep sleeping... :P

MoJo
08-23-2002, 07:32 AM
but of course the aleins weren't sleeping in the space ship that crashed into the moon they were sleeping in a

Amy
08-23-2002, 08:02 AM
a stable. then when they woke up....

MoJo
08-23-2002, 08:08 AM
noticed there space ship was missing and decided to ride a tricycle to the nearest space ship shop. they brough the newest flying broom sticks they could find and went straight to the ...

LPchick4ever
08-23-2002, 11:12 AM
lost and found store where...

MoJo
08-23-2002, 11:22 AM
they found a pogo stick and found it very interesting and played with it for 2 hours then they threw it at a passing old lady who then

Amy
08-23-2002, 11:26 AM
ate the pogo stick and then she went to the lost and found store and...

MoJo
08-23-2002, 11:31 AM
and brought a musket and shot one of the aliens in da knee cap. The other aleins were furious and decided to eat heaps chickens which were full of ....



Last edited by MoJo at Aug 23 2002, 11:31 AM

Amy
08-23-2002, 02:02 PM
ants and then... :P

MoJo
08-23-2002, 02:51 PM
ate heaps of turkeys full of biochemical weapons. The aliens melted to the ground and ants carried away the molten plastic and made a house which now houses..

Amy
08-23-2002, 02:57 PM
Chickens and the chickens..

Kuro-san
08-23-2002, 03:06 PM
Screamed, "Stop, we don't know what's...

Amy
08-23-2002, 03:08 PM
happening to our house!! it seems to be melting!!" so the chickens...

image_distort
08-23-2002, 06:59 PM
-::Turned down the temprature to -13.46 degrees, using their magical remote they got from the magic mountain_____::-

Nikki
08-23-2002, 07:51 PM
where billy the

XxLPxX
08-23-2002, 10:28 PM
the monkey screamed and

MoJo
08-23-2002, 11:11 PM
roll down and hill and broke his...

LPchick4ever
08-24-2002, 12:12 AM
tail which caused him to...

Amy
08-24-2002, 12:15 AM
go crazy so he...

White Pony(turntables)
08-24-2002, 01:14 AM
went-to-terrorize-all-of-china-but-then-godzilla-came-and...

Amy
08-24-2002, 01:16 AM
ate him. So then godzilla...

White Pony(turntables)
08-24-2002, 01:23 AM
went-to-the-candy-shop-and-bought-some-candy-with-the-money-his-mom-gave-him-but-then...

Amy
08-24-2002, 01:26 AM
he decided he didnt want candy so he went to the...

White Pony(turntables)
08-24-2002, 01:28 AM
mall-to-buy-to-clothes-with-his-friends-but-then-he-found-out-the-shirt-he-wanted-didnt-come-in-his-size-so-he...

Amy
08-24-2002, 01:33 AM
started yelling at the plant because...

White Pony(turntables)
08-24-2002, 01:37 AM
what-plant?

MoJo
08-24-2002, 01:37 AM
the shirt didn't fit him and the plant was staring at his arse. The plant then died from lack of

White Pony(turntables)
08-24-2002, 01:38 AM
vodka

Amy
08-24-2002, 02:29 AM
even though the plant didnt need vodka. godzilla then went to the..

White Pony(turntables)
08-24-2002, 02:37 AM
toilet-to....

MoJo
08-24-2002, 02:52 AM
wash his hands which he spilt coke over. He then followed onto the staduim to watch a footy match. At the end of the match godzilla ....

Amy
08-24-2002, 02:53 AM
went home to have a sleep. when he was sleeping...

MoJo
08-24-2002, 03:02 AM
a purple dancing elephat stood on his house crushing the picture of his non existant mother. Godzilla was furious and decieded to...

Nikki
08-24-2002, 12:55 PM
kick his

XxLPxX
08-24-2002, 02:34 PM
lick the elephant to death

Nikki
08-24-2002, 03:40 PM
kick his lick the elephat to death?! I don't get it...

White Pony(turntables)
08-25-2002, 01:00 AM
this-story-has-gone-crazy

White Pony(turntables)
08-25-2002, 03:02 AM
so-then-all-of-lp-went-to-the-barber-shop-to-go-cut-there-hair-but-then...

XxLPxX
08-25-2002, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Kat@Aug 24 2002, 11:40 AM
kick his lick the elephat to death?! I don't get it...
We posted at the same time.. your got there first.. sorry.. :wacko:

XxLPxX
08-25-2002, 02:11 PM
A girl named Amanda ran in and fainted

White Pony(turntables)
08-25-2002, 08:04 PM
rob-and-the-gang-then-stole-her-shoes-and-ran-off-to...

Nikki
08-25-2002, 08:33 PM
the moon where.......

White Pony(turntables)
08-25-2002, 08:46 PM
they-ate...

Nikki
08-25-2002, 10:18 PM
pretsals

White Pony(turntables)
08-26-2002, 12:55 AM
but-the-pretzals-were-contaminated-with...

LPchick4ever
08-26-2002, 05:24 AM
alcohol so they all got really drunk and then...

Bryan
08-26-2002, 06:30 AM
ran around yelling...

Will
08-26-2002, 07:49 AM
...like banshees. Then Chester pushed Mike off the moon and...

MoJo
08-26-2002, 09:13 AM
began to orbit earth untill a unexpected satillite hit his head and pushed him earth. Unfortunatly Mike burned up in the re-entry. Linkin park fans were so upset they started...

Will
08-26-2002, 10:19 AM
...to beat up MoJo for saying that Mike burned up when he really didn't. Mike performed One Step Closer by himself one night at...

MoJo
08-26-2002, 10:34 AM
the dump to a crowd of swamp birds which had tree's growing out of there ears ( ;) @ amy). after the song he continued onto the...

Will
08-26-2002, 10:36 AM
...next song called In The End and when he got to the chorus he fell into the bay...

MoJo
08-26-2002, 10:40 AM
and drowned in a sea of penguin legs. The rest of linkin park came to investigate.

(does it seem like i'm trying to kill mike at all ya reckon? :P)

Bryan
08-26-2002, 02:51 PM
and all they found was..

Nikki
08-26-2002, 05:34 PM
Mike's underpants...which they took to

MoJo
08-26-2002, 09:13 PM
the labrotory where they tested for large amounts of unranium. They found no such substance but they did find large deposits of bananna's. THe monkey have clearly...

White Pony(turntables)
08-27-2002, 01:38 AM
fed-him-to-many-banannas-causing-him-to...

MoJo
08-27-2002, 08:42 AM
be eaten by monkeys. This is a constant loop and then Mike was officially classed as rabit mince. The focus then turned to joe who had recently died his hair grey. The fans didn't like him anymore and ....

White Pony(turntables)
08-27-2002, 02:34 PM
so-they-bought-chester-shirts-which...

Magick
08-27-2002, 03:12 PM
.. gave them superpowers! So the fans..

XxLPxX
08-27-2002, 07:53 PM
flew around the world following Linkin Park everywhere they went when they ran into a..

White Pony(turntables)
08-27-2002, 08:14 PM
pole-which-they-all-hit-causing-them-to-lose-there-powers


meanwhile-Dr.evil-was-thinking-up-a-plan-to-destroy-linkin-park-the-plan-he-came-up-wtih-was...

Nikki
08-27-2002, 09:21 PM
to replace their water with.........

White Pony(turntables)
08-27-2002, 09:24 PM
with-vodka-but-little-did-he-know-that-the- :chemist: -and-his-associates-:shifty: :mike: :brad: were-deriving-a-meticulous-plan-to-desrtoy-deftones-mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Nikki
08-27-2002, 09:44 PM
(I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN!! lmfao)

so LP and deftones got fairly tipsy and ended up meeting up with their best friends from the......

White Pony(turntables)
08-27-2002, 09:45 PM
county-jail-where-they...

Nikki
08-27-2002, 09:47 PM
met the wonderful people from the site known as...

LPchick4ever
08-27-2002, 09:50 PM
drivethrurecords.com and they really liked the bands so they decided to...



Last edited by LPchick4ever at Aug 27 2002, 02:50 PM

Nikki
08-27-2002, 09:50 PM
frolick in the sunshine...but there was....

White Pony(turntables)
08-27-2002, 09:50 PM
steal-there-music

Nikki
08-27-2002, 10:06 PM
Pony? we'll go with yours...


steal-there-music

of course...there featured bands got really annoyed and decided to....

White Pony(turntables)
08-28-2002, 12:30 AM
cry-until-linkin-park

MoJo
08-28-2002, 05:44 AM
ate a donkey's left leg with tomato sauce. Then on the other side of the world a news reporter heard about Driving camels going nuts on a race track hitting all the...

Nikki
08-28-2002, 01:52 PM
old ladies with...

XxLPxX
08-28-2002, 02:04 PM
turkeys and..

White Pony(turntables)
08-28-2002, 03:37 PM
peanuts-which

Nikki
08-28-2002, 03:40 PM
exploded into

White Pony(turntables)
08-28-2002, 07:39 PM
bigger-peanuts

Nikki
08-28-2002, 09:45 PM
that hurt peoples.......

White Pony(turntables)
08-29-2002, 02:09 AM
eyes-causing-the-FDA-to...

LPchick4ever
08-29-2002, 04:08 AM
ban peanuts but that didnt...

Nikki
08-29-2002, 11:18 AM
help poor mike that was.....

Sub Xero
08-29-2002, 05:24 PM
sick like a dog..

Will
08-29-2002, 07:47 PM
...socks...

White Pony(turntables)
08-29-2002, 10:06 PM
socks?!-that-made-no-sense

八iTo膜
08-30-2002, 01:17 AM
so.. he called KiTo and said: "Dude I need your pants?"

White Pony(turntables)
08-30-2002, 02:00 AM
then-mike-hanged-up--on-him-and-woke-up-from-the-nightmare-he-was-having-but-little-did-he-know-that- :chemist: -and-his-associates- :shifty:
:mike: :brad: -were-deriving-a-muticulous-plan-to-destroy- :mike:

MoJo
08-30-2002, 07:09 AM
the russian satelite that was about to blow up the white house. George W bush heard about such plans and ordered he play a game of



Last edited by MoJo at Aug 30 2002, 05:10 PM

LPchick4ever
08-30-2002, 07:20 AM
revenge so that...

Nikki
08-30-2002, 09:43 AM
he could rule the world

Amy
08-30-2002, 10:51 AM
and kill all the...

Nikki
08-30-2002, 11:31 AM
members of LP by

White Pony(turntables)
08-30-2002, 04:01 PM
replacing-there-water-with-vodka!!!!

Alex
08-30-2002, 05:51 PM
but when he went to the liquor store, they said he didn't look old enough so he bought loads of 'Pepsi Twist' to try to get them so hyper that there heads explode, but ....

White Pony(turntables)
08-30-2002, 06:23 PM
linkin-park-only-drank-coca-cola

Nikki
08-30-2002, 06:32 PM
so he cried and addmitted that he had failed but got...

Amy
09-01-2002, 02:30 AM
some lollies so they ate them. Then they were all tired because they ate some much so they had a sleep. when they woke up..

White Pony(turntables)
09-01-2002, 03:14 AM
they were naked and covered in blue paint and in pain then they realized they had been molested by the blue man group :lol: so they...

Amy
09-01-2002, 03:40 AM
got up and went searching for the blue man group and they found them at...

LPchick4ever
09-01-2002, 05:26 AM
the pet store...

八iTo膜
09-01-2002, 05:36 AM
where ....

Amy
09-01-2002, 10:28 AM
they were buying a killer fish to stick in lp's swimming pool. When Mike found out what they were doing he...

Nikki
09-01-2002, 10:57 AM
used his tackle ( ;) ) to get the fish out of the pond and away from the...

八iTo膜
09-01-2002, 03:57 PM
crazy phyco guy, that wanted to use lp's swimming pool as a shitter.....

so then they all helped him to the nearest restroom and then he....

:lol: ;)

Nikki
09-01-2002, 04:13 PM
called his terribly evil friend named...

White Pony(turntables)
09-01-2002, 08:03 PM
moby but little did they know moby was the one behind it all!!!! so moby...

LPchick4ever
09-01-2002, 09:18 PM
decided to plan...

White Pony(turntables)
09-02-2002, 03:46 AM
a plan that...

Amy
09-02-2002, 05:13 AM
that would make lp turn into...

Nikki
09-02-2002, 10:24 AM
Pop freaks...so first Moby called up the worlds best choreographer named:

:D :D :D :D

EmmieStrange
09-02-2002, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Kat@Sep 2 2002, 10:24 AM
Pop freaks...so first Moby called up the worlds best choreographer named:

:D :D :D :D
Mr.Bean! :D :lol: Who taught them how to do the...

DeftonesFan4life
09-02-2002, 09:44 PM
cha cha dance. Then Moby passed out from..

八iTo膜
09-03-2002, 02:19 AM
thought of CHa Cha Cha with his mother....

Nikki
09-03-2002, 07:36 AM
died a horrible horrible death...Lp felt...

Amy
09-03-2002, 10:40 AM
scared so they..

EmmieStrange
09-03-2002, 02:51 PM
caught a plane to the north pole where they met...

Nikki
09-03-2002, 03:14 PM
Deftones (lol...for Pony! :lol: ) so now they went...

八iTo膜
09-03-2002, 04:12 PM
to 八iTo膜 HouSe

Nikki
09-03-2002, 04:46 PM
And met a lot of other people called.....

八iTo膜
09-04-2002, 12:59 AM
punk rockers

Amy
09-04-2002, 08:53 AM
but they didnt like them so they..

八iTo膜
09-04-2002, 03:18 PM
hit them with...

Nikki
09-04-2002, 04:55 PM
Cotton wool buds that,.........

MoJo
09-07-2002, 12:36 AM
smelt like chickens and

Nikki
09-07-2002, 09:09 AM
laid....

White Pony(turntables)
10-21-2002, 12:13 AM
bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will
10-21-2002, 12:19 AM
:o

Wow. :D

- Akuma :chemist:

White Pony(turntables)
10-21-2002, 12:25 AM
that bump took alot of power

so whos gonna pick up the story?

Amy
10-21-2002, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by Kat@Sep 7 2002, 07:09 PM
laid....
pink eggs with green spots that...

Nikki
10-21-2002, 04:13 PM
looked like

(Oh my god this thangs old...but cool I guess)