Derek And Omar's Rap Battle

[Derek The Infamous]

Ay Yo, sometimes me and my homie omar decide to battle it out in a IM and bust out some wicked rhymes and tonight was off the heezy fo' sheezy.

IM WARNIN' ALL YA'LL OUT THERE THAT THIS SHIZ IS EXPLICIT! SHUT YO' EYES IF YA CANT HANDLE THA HEAT!

It all started with my man omar sayin: "i thought you knew me better than this". My rhyma just clicked on and the shizzle hit the fizzle my dizzle.

AY YO! THIZ BE THA:

THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY (Or at least the night Of March 31st!) HIGHLIGHTS!

*Beat Box Starts*

Derek: I thought you knew me better then this,I expected something different then you going off and taking the piss, not about to fall a victim to the pain you dismiss as part of every move you make to attempt reach a state of emotional bliss. Just get away from me and the lies you contain, as the stress and disbelief is messin and affecting my brain, making me become a person thats not a part of the sane and making me just want to take your unconcious body and throw it out of a plane

Omar: the score, sh*t it's been 20 to zip since conception
You need to start thinking of sh*t, and stop ur d*mn erection
You see, when your brain malfunctions, it's called a defection
dont "check" me dawg, i ain't your b*tch
wait till you see me on mtv, blasting my #### cuz im rich
you aint nuthin but a 50cent wh*re
and i aint talking about the rapper
you cudnt even get with "the letter 4"
ur beef is like mad cow
diseased and f*cked for life
so i wonder why, people like you
never have a wife
jerkin off 24/7 at 7/11
can't even count the cash "dude, where's evan?"
i thought i told you cheep rhymes are just like you
wasted, cheep, and sorry like your whole crew

Derek: Oh no dawg u didnt just compare me to that b*tch, That little motherf*cker is only famous because he was a corn on a log of Eminem's sh*t!

Omar: dont you get it? when I said it?
you are em's sl*t
wh-wh-what? Yes I herd you
But i dont give a f*ck so shut,
that nasty a$$ smell you call a shower
washing yourself in your own sh*t for half an hour
you smell nastier that those rotted teeth worn by austin powers

(Now it lookz like it's ova for our homeboy Derek but oh no son! The shizzle is just gettin started!)

Derek: Oh no you thought my rhyme was broken, but for me to give up this easily dog you must think that I be smokin, I got plenty of it in me, your silly rhymes are useless and considered token. Before you bust a move I got you sweatin till your soaking, wondering how god let me hit and bust you open, making you flatter then the grass just mowed on the english open, using rhymes that are precisely crafted and nicely woven, making you wonder how you let me run you over like a moped.

-
Now the shizzle Omar delizzled after diz was off the hizzle but way to explizzle for this forizzle my dizzle.

So yo, what ya'll think. Represent. Maximum respect!

[Hybrid Soldier]

:o that was kick a**. this is a side of u's that ive never seen. keep up this sh*t. it's b*t*hing. oh and i was rapping it to the tune of "go to sleep."

did i just say all this? :chemist:

[Derek The Infamous]

Originally posted by Hybrid Soldier@Apr 1 2003, 04:50 AM
:o that was kick a**. this is a side of u's that ive never seen. keep up this sh*t. it's b*t*hing. oh and i was rapping it to the tune of "go to sleep."

did i just say all this? :chemist:
Man me and him do this ALLL the time. We'll have to post future battles for all of ya'll respectin thiz shiznat. :lol:

[Hybrid Soldier]

a'ight. i recommend you listen to that song i mentioned above.
do u like em'?

[Derek The Infamous]

Well my dawgz im off to hit the bedizzle fo sum slizzle.

See ya'll when the sun comes up.

Peace!

[Hybrid Soldier]

night!







:whistle:

[Derek The Infamous]

Originally posted by Hybrid Soldier@Apr 1 2003, 04:59 AM
a'ight. i recommend you listen to that song i mentioned above.
do u like em'?
Who's it by?

I'll dowlizzle it tomizzle.

(yeah I speak my own form of chronic! F*ck da mainstream yo!)

[Hybrid Soldier]

its by em and dmx.
go to sleep b*tch. die motha...........and so on.

[Amy]

:lol: Those are cool! I never thought you 2 would do anything like that :P Post some more!

[Will]

I HATE ebonics.

My intelligence plummeted by entering this thread.

And yes, I know I'm talking to a fellow admin, but it's true.

[Hybrid Soldier]

:lol: i knew you would say something funny once you entered this thread. ive been waiting. :lol:

[Derek The Infamous]

Originally posted by Will@Apr 1 2003, 08:06 PM
I HATE ebonics.

My intelligence plummeted by entering this thread.

And yes, I know I'm talking to a fellow admin, but it's true.
Lmao no harm taken. This is was a snoop diss lmao. I think ebonics are stupid too I just like to speak it to be a stereotypical rap dude :lol:.

[Happy Gilmore]

Originally posted by Derek+Apr 1 2003, 08:20 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Derek @ Apr 1 2003, 08:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Will@Apr 1 2003, 08:06 PM
I HATE ebonics.

My intelligence plummeted by entering this thread.

And yes, I know I&#39;m talking to a fellow admin, but it&#39;s true.
Lmao no harm taken. This is was a snoop diss lmao. I think ebonics are stupid too I just like to speak it to be a stereotypical rap dude :lol:. [/b][/quote]
You No Wut I&#39;m Saaayin&#39; ? :lol:

[PP:KUt]

hey derek/omar....i wanna battle one of yall, it ouwld be fun&#33;&#33; lol

[sup103]

Omar&#39;s mouth is dir-tay&#33; :lol:

[Bryan]

Fer Shizzle My Nizzle... :blink:

[Will]

Originally posted by Bryan@Apr 1 2003, 05:34 PM
Fer Shizzle My Nizzle... :blink:
Die.

[Bryan]

Originally posted by Will+Apr 1 2003, 07:12 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Will @ Apr 1 2003, 07:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Apr 1 2003, 05:34 PM
Fer Shizzle My Nizzle... :blink:
Die. [/b][/quote]
A&#39;yo step down
You be actin like a clown
Wishin to be me, see the things I see
Wanting to be the king-bee
But you aint me, you nothing more but the queen-bee
All you can do is rant
About what you think I am
But i&#39;m tougher than a Dodge Ram
Nothing you say be affecting me
Cant you see what I see?


FER SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE&#33; :chemist:

[Will]

Originally posted by Bryan+Apr 1 2003, 06:25 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bryan @ Apr 1 2003, 06:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Will@Apr 1 2003, 07:12 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Apr 1 2003, 05:34 PM
Fer Shizzle My Nizzle... :blink:
Die.
A&#39;yo step down
You be actin like a clown
Wishin to be me, see the things I see
Wanting to be the king-bee
But you aint me, you nothing more but the queen-bee
All you can do is rant
About what you think I am
But i&#39;m tougher than a Dodge Ram
Nothing you say be affecting me
Cant you see what I see?


FER SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE&#33; :chemist: [/b][/quote]
Die.

[Omar]

"and the people that started it just like you"

derek: perhaps, we need to do this more often lol :D

[Mark]

yo, that battle was epic.
reading it made me sick
y&#39;all can bow to this, though
compared to me, you all blow.

i hear most of you are getting help with your rhymes
you aren&#39;t a real emcee if someone else writes your rimes
rapping over rock doens&#39;t make you a pioneer
&#39;cause rock and hip hop have collaborated for years.

that was off tha&#39; hizzle fo shizzle. time to take the bizus to the mizall.

[Will]

Originally posted by LPFAN05@Apr 1 2003, 06:51 PM
yo, that battle was epic.
reading it made me sick
y&#39;all can bow to this, though
compared to me, you all blow.

i hear most of you are getting help with your rhymes
you aren&#39;t a real emcee if someone else writes your rimes
rapping over rock doens&#39;t make you a pioneer
&#39;cause rock and hip hop have collaborated for years.

that was off tha&#39; hizzle fo shizzle. time to take the bizus to the mizall.
Omar and Derek pwn you to hell.

:lol:

[Mark]

Originally posted by Will+Apr 1 2003, 07:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Will @ Apr 1 2003, 07:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--LPFAN05@Apr 1 2003, 06:51 PM
yo, that battle was epic.
reading it made me sick
y&#39;all can bow to this, though
compared to me, you all blow.

i hear most of you are getting help with your rhymes
you aren&#39;t a real emcee if someone else writes your rimes
rapping over rock doens&#39;t make you a pioneer
&#39;cause rock and hip hop have collaborated for years.

that was off tha&#39; hizzle fo shizzle. time to take the bizus to the mizall.
Omar and Derek pwn you to hell.

:lol: [/b][/quote]
lol, that was more of a "make fun of me by humiliating myself" joke.

you know, all rappers are cocky, i captured that perfectly. :D

[Derek The Infamous]

Originally posted by LPFAN05+Apr 1 2003, 11:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPFAN05 @ Apr 1 2003, 11:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Will@Apr 1 2003, 07:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--LPFAN05@Apr 1 2003, 06:51 PM
yo, that battle was epic.
reading it made me sick
y&#39;all can bow to this, though
compared to me, you all blow.

i hear most of you are getting help with your rhymes
you aren&#39;t a real emcee if someone else writes your rimes
rapping over rock doens&#39;t make you a pioneer
&#39;cause rock and hip hop have collaborated for years.

that was off tha&#39; hizzle fo shizzle. time to take the bizus to the mizall.
Omar and Derek pwn you to hell.

:lol:
lol, that was more of a "make fun of me by humiliating myself" joke.

you know, all rappers are cocky, i captured that perfectly. :D [/b][/quote]
Lmao, who do you think you are? Mike Shinoda? Jk.

[[Darken Hybrid]]

nice rhymes guys. just a question: did you got inspired by the 8 Mile movie for the rap battles?

you think you are tough
you think you are all
but think again &#39;cuz you suck
stop rhyming
you know that you are lying
so get on with your life
dont try to sound cocky, aight?
just something to tell y&#39;all...j/k.

[PP:KUt]

hehe.....im good yo.....heres one&#33;

ayo, i didnt get inspired by 8 mile
or neither by that derek oswald petafile
i didnt liek the rhymes by that "omi" boy
man his mom still feeds him chips a hoy&#33;
i stopped that habit a long time ago
because i got the rhymes and i got the flow
so now i battle little amateurs
all ur rhymes to me are just a blur
infact i act as if they didnt exist
because my rhymes blow ya away, and they tha sh*t


just a little sample :)

[sup103]

Yo I cant rhyme
Thats okay, cause im doin time
Thats right, im in jail
Yo, how about you post my bail?


FO HEEZY :lol:

[Omar]

here&#39;s what i put at Mr. MustarMan&#33;

Check check, I made this rhyme to disrespect, and break you neck
While you off at the office, collecting your welfare check
I rap about sh*t you&#39;d never be:
A guy, with food, clothes and a high school degree
Straight tired of playas saying, they think that I&#39;m not real
What the hell you thinking? Do I act like Ally McBeal?
People like you really need to suicide out
Pissing me off and I&#39;ll rip you like a turnip sprout
Ho*s and wh*res, smores and smorgisbords
F*cked up like you making music with broken chords

[Derek The Infamous]

Originally posted by PP:KUt@Apr 2 2003, 02:30 AM
hehe.....im good yo.....heres one&#33;

ayo, i didnt get inspired by 8 mile
or neither by that derek oswald petafile
i didnt liek the rhymes by that "omi" boy
man his mom still feeds him chips a hoy&#33;
i stopped that habit a long time ago
because i got the rhymes and i got the flow
so now i battle little amateurs
all ur rhymes to me are just a blur
infact i act as if they didnt exist
because my rhymes blow ya away, and they tha sh*t


just a little sample :)
Lmao...you and me need to battle sometime.


And just for will?









Fo&#39; Shizzle my Nizzle :whistle:

[Bryan]

Hello, my name is Bryan
Give me the french fries,
And i&#39;ll get fryin&#33;



FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE ALL THE WAY TO KENTUCKYIZZLE&#33; :chemist:

[Nikki]

Originally posted by Bryan@Apr 2 2003, 04:23 AM
FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE ALL THE WAY TO KENTUCKYIZZLE&#33; :chemist:
Also known as KFC ;)

I think I&#39;ll pass for now...but as soon as I can think of something...you&#39;ll know about it :shifty:

[Amy]

:lol: I like this topic.. its cool&#33; Im gonna think of something to say to you all but it will suck :whistle:

[Phantom Duck]

Originally posted by Kat+Apr 2 2003, 08:25 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Kat @ Apr 2 2003, 08:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Bryan@Apr 2 2003, 04:23 AM
FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE ALL THE WAY TO KENTUCKYIZZLE&#33; :chemist:
Also known as KFC ;)

I think I&#39;ll pass for now...but as soon as I can think of something...you&#39;ll know about it :shifty: [/b][/quote]
U can rap? LMAO (j/k)

I don&#39;t think i have to battle Derek. I&#39;d be able to make him look ridiculous by just posting an url he wouldn&#39;t like to c on the fora (and not FORUMS ) . Hey, i couldn&#39;t stop snooping around&#33; And Bryan gave me some helpful advice.

May The Rap Be With You :chemist:

[[Darken Hybrid]]

i&#39;m tired of you talking on my back
why dont you tell me in my face so I could laugh?
try to stand up like a man
you wouldn&#39;t do it even if I bet some cash
if I see you on the street, grab a baseball bat
and hit you in the back &#39;till it starts to crack
dont take it for granted
you piece of crap, fagget


plz, dont give me a warning for homo language. that&#39;s the word the rhymes...btw, this is not for anybody in particular.

[Whimsicality]

LOL this thread rocks...

[Omar]

time for a quickfreestyle...

I used to live so blindly hidden behind my fear
Lost in my lies that I believed were real
But one day it changed, all that I could hear
Was the deafening silence of nothing I could feel

:mellow:

[humanclone1stgen]

(w00t) "that&#39;s the foshizzlesnipsnapsack" - Dave "Thergood" Chapelle (w00t)

[Omar]

TO DEREK, or anybody will to stand up...

Im the renegade
Forget grenades
Diss me all you want
Whack MCs&#39; always fade
Breaking bones like blades
I am the ace of spades
Your outdated like Sade
And it&#39;s pronounced "sha-day"
For you some words are tough to say
I hope you master third grade
Because your falling behind the class
And the exam test is today&#33;
Your gonna fail like always
So why try and think
You might hurt yourself
And start drowing in the sink
I hate to say it
But I&#39;ll be respectful
Your dad never wanted you
And mom said you were a hellful
Had enough yet to brighten your smile?
Now go home, jerkoff, and don&#39;t come for awhile
I&#39;ve seen people like you
All my life
Crazed and suicidal
Jump off a toy bridge with a knife
Can&#39;t believe you made it this far past
Hope you last
But one sweet tart
And you&#39;ve got your head up your ass
So stop blowing off steam
Cuz the smell is so bad
It knocks me outta any dream
Faster than you can say fast
And if your gonna fight me
Why bother?
Didn&#39;t you loose it
With your chick after you told her
You was a father?

[Derek The Infamous]

Yo shutup b*tch,
You about to get dissed and feel rejected,
These whack ass petty rhymes you spit are about to be dissected,
Your verbal shots are about to be reversed and be deflected,
Aimed at you so you get hurt and your the one who feels like your days are hectic,
Hectic because you cant craft a flow that that is infective,
Inspected and found to be unworthy of bein spit by me detective,
I thought I told you not to try holmes, your sh*t is whack and I shall never stand corrected,
Your newest sh*t just doesn&#39;t even sting me in my perspective,
You thought that this would kill me but I&#39;m left without a scratch,
and to counterattack I got some rhymes for you to eat cuz I cooked a brand new batch,
Throwing em at you while you act slow like a r*tard and try to catch,
And you to try to grab the diss but you find that you cant latch,
On to anything thats even worthy of a match,
To what I spit against you and fear me now because I&#39;ve found my stash,
Listen to your pride as it falls out of you with a smash,
You thought you beat me but hell no dawg, we just be startin my birthday bash,
As I get you hotter under the collar,
Then giant wads of brand new cash.

---
You really thought you could beat me, didnt you omar?

[Derek The Infamous]

You didn&#39;t even reply,
Yo b*tch you must have died,
That or gone on home to your momma and cried...

:lol:

[Omar]

Check this out fool
I gotta study for IPC in school
So stop tryin to act cool
With your pre-written verses
That have enough curses
And god, at least mine at terses

^^ look it up :P

[PP:KUt]

oo man, stop this rhymin&#33;
guys this wasnt very good timin,
i&#39;d say clowns coudl do better when they mimin,
you guys sound HIGHER than a brutha rock climbin&#39;
omar u stole ur rhymes from shady, why u lyin?
u startin to sound like that one admin, i think it&#39;s bryan
i think u guys think that this battle is just you two
well guess what? IM IN IT TOO
so bring it on boy, my rhymes are subliminal
now make like 311 and come original....


haha&#33;

[Derek The Infamous]

Originally posted by PP:KUt@Apr 16 2003, 10:15 PM
oo man, stop this rhymin&#33;
guys this wasnt very good timin,
i&#39;d say clowns coudl do better when they mimin,
you guys sound HIGHER than a brutha rock climbin&#39;
omar u stole ur rhymes from shady, why u lyin?
u startin to sound like that one admin, i think it&#39;s bryan
i think u guys think that this battle is just you two
well guess what? IM IN IT TOO
so bring it on boy, my rhymes are subliminal
now make like 311 and come original....


haha&#33;
Wow&#33; hahaha that had a lot of style to it, I like it.

[From The Inside]

I get you open like the casket waiting for you at the church.
My rhymes are like an infected tooth - it really f_cking hurts.
Your response is junk, it&#39;s dirt, it just don&#39;t work,
So watch out I&#39;m here to teach you mcees so you can learn,
That steppin to me is like playing with fire, your ass will get burned,
Surprising you when I drop sh&#33;t just like a bird.
I keep it going nonstop and yo that&#39;s my word.
How I come up with this sh&#33;t, yo that ain&#39;t your concern.
I could sit back and write a book filled with chapters,
Of how you fakes get nothing but laughter,
When you&#39;re busting lyrical disasters.
Cuz I&#39;m taking off like rocket blasters,
And all I hear from your girl is, "Ooh, faster, faster."
Yes, I&#39;m fresh like produce out here in the west,
And you know your rhymes need some cleaning with that good old zest,
But I ain&#39;t no janitor to go clean up your lyrical mess.
You besta respect, before I go and break your neck.
So I here I go, with these non-subliminal flows,
Just saying whatever happens to come out and go.
Tired of mcees being way too hard and acting like schmos.
There was only one 2pac and he died years ago.
Oh no, now we got these Eminems acting feminine,
Oh God, it&#39;s Vanilla Ice all over again.
I&#39;ma bomb and attack you like your name was Iraq.
Don&#39;t get moody with me just cuz you&#39;re on your rag.

:whistle:

Edit:
I just edited a typo or two. Also, what beats do you guys use to practice your flows?
One of my favorite instrumentals is:
J5 - Quality Control (Instrumental)

[Phantom Duck]

coming with the hypes
feeling with the vibes
losing your dimension
stylin&#39; up the pression
you can&#39;t even battle
you pathetic snapple
everything is me
but nobody&#39;s like you
&#39;cause all the fears are outside
not always in the innerside

[Bryan]

Yooo i&#39;m back&#33;
Like a flap-jack
Going all the way to the outback
Theres one thing, you dont lack
Is that big yellow line, running straight down your back&#33;


Lmao, dont think that was real. That was just me being stupid. :lol:

[Cal]

ViSuALz the man
seems he has a plan
hes gonna run u over
with a ford escort van

:teehee:

[Will]

Check this out, I&#39;m rollin&#39; with the rhythm
Try to enlighten the world with all that I envision
Tearin&#39; it up and keepin&#39; it real
Wonderin&#39; if my power is all you feel
Gon&#39; flip it straight up and rip apart your squad
Stop playin&#39; the game like you&#39;re a god
I&#39;m gon&#39; bring you down hard underground
Smashin&#39; your skull with this skin-tight sound
Emcees are fighting all the damn time
Hittin&#39; each other with their smooth rhymes
Forcin&#39; the players to forfeit the game
But I ain&#39;t gon&#39; take any of the blame
I tore you apart at the seems and won
You lookin&#39; at me now, hey, it&#39;s all gone

:lol:

[Nikki]

Hey Will...you think it&#39;s easy..?&#33;
Now don&#39;t take the mick just &#39;cause it&#39;s me..
I&#39;m smooth...
I&#39;m slick...
I got all the rhymes...
yeah and I bet you don&#39;t even know yo&#39; lines

you rip &#39;em, you twist &#39;em, make &#39;em seem like yo&#39; own
but in the end boy you just best go home...

Now y&#39;all it&#39;s me it&#39;s me...
givin&#39; it to yer here, hear me one, two, three
this ain&#39;t the first time...this ain&#39;t me...
this is the lyical demon inside of me...

throwing what I got to the walls and back
hear me y&#39;all you&#39;ll never turn back...

Now now kids..I think you&#39;ve had enough...
too much of this would prove too much...
I think you&#39;ve had it...and so have I..
Lyrical demon goin&#39; back inside...


and this is allllll random...very very random...

[Will]

:lol: Gooo Kat&#33; :D

[Bryan]

Originally posted by Will@Apr 18 2003, 05:31 PM
:lol: Gooo Kat&#33; :D
She soo wants you dude. She just sang a whole song about you. :lol:


:whistle:

[Will]

Originally posted by Bryan+Apr 18 2003, 05:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bryan @ Apr 18 2003, 05:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Will@Apr 18 2003, 05:31 PM
:lol: Gooo Kat&#33; :D
She soo wants you dude. She just sang a whole song about you. :lol:


:whistle: [/b][/quote]
lol.. :lol:

[Omar]

Y&#39;all need to learn the price to play
Cuz y&#39;all act like this
And get me pissed
Even Ellen thinks your rhymes are g*y

Keep trying to spit like a true MC
Your NOT me;
That&#39;s why you&#39;ll never make it
On BET

So take your teeny popstars
On MTV
Cuz your styles are so weird
Thought I was reading sh*t from BBC

See, most of you don&#39;t get it
Rap is a skill, not a scrap
But my ears are infected
Cuz all I hear is crap

Yes, I know
I prolly made you cry your eyes out
But another thing you dont get
That&#39;s what freestylin is all about

So stop sh*tting me
About crushing squads and crews
I kill wannabees
Faster than Hitler on jews...

^^ It&#39;s just freestylin, please dont be offended

[Derek The Infamous]

Omar. You controversal yo&#33; like Eminem-ish motha f*cka.

And kat, your freestlying talents are so sexy.

[Derek The Infamous]

Originally posted by Will@Apr 18 2003, 04:15 PM
Check this out, I&#39;m rollin&#39; with the rhythm
Try to enlighten the world with all that I envision
Tearin&#39; it up and keepin&#39; it real
Wonderin&#39; if my power is all you feel
Gon&#39; flip it straight up and rip apart your squad
Stop playin&#39; the game like you&#39;re a god
I&#39;m gon&#39; bring you down hard underground
Smashin&#39; your skull with this skin-tight sound
Emcees are fighting all the damn time
Hittin&#39; each other with their smooth rhymes
Forcin&#39; the players to forfeit the game
But I ain&#39;t gon&#39; take any of the blame
I tore you apart at the seems and won
You lookin&#39; at me now, hey, it&#39;s all gone

:lol:
Flows nicely brotha *smack upside the head*

[From The Inside]

I keep the crowd packed together tight like supermarket meat,
But as soon as you grab the mic people wanna start to leave.
It&#39;s cuz your rhymes are incomplete, obsolete and get beat.
You might as well stop typing your flows and hit delete.
I flow like a river,
I&#39;m known to give shivers,
I eat you emcees like Thanksgiving dinner.
I lyrically kill you and there ain&#39;t sh&#33;t you can do,
Cuz you&#39;re nothing but dog sh&#33;t on the bottom of my shoe.
My rhymes are as great as presents on Christmas.
Imroved rhymes better be at the top of your wish list,
Cuz when your voice hits the mic, it sounds like a misfit.
If I gave you a spatula and toilet, you still couldn&#39;t flip sh&#33;t.

[From The Inside]

Originally posted by Omar@Apr 20 2003, 04:12 AM
Y&#39;all need to learn the price to play
Cuz y&#39;all act like this
And get me pissed
Even Ellen thinks your rhymes are g*y

Keep trying to spit like a true MC
Your NOT me;
That&#39;s why you&#39;ll never make it
On BET

So take your teeny popstars
On MTV
Cuz your styles are so weird
Thought I was reading sh*t from BBC

See, most of you don&#39;t get it
Rap is a skill, not a scrap
But my ears are infected
Cuz all I hear is crap

Yes, I know
I prolly made you cry your eyes out
But another thing you dont get
That&#39;s what freestylin is all about

So stop sh*tting me
About crushing squads and crews
I kill wannabees
Faster than Hitler on jews...

^^ It&#39;s just freestylin, please dont be offended
BET? HAHAHAHA.

BET sucks&#33; Let&#39;s see, who&#39;s on BET these days:

Hot Boys
50 Cent
B2K

sounds like crap to me. :lol:

[Nikki]

Derek...Bryan.

DEAD

Like I said...just because I am [still] very very horny doesn&#39;t mean you can take the piii--pee

[Aaron]

Ya&#39;ll got guns,
Makes me wanna run,
This aign&#39;t fun,
Makes me feel like i be the hot dog,
and ya&#39;ll be the buns

[Omar]

Originally posted by From The Inside+Apr 20 2003, 01:33 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (From The Inside @ Apr 20 2003, 01:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Omar@Apr 20 2003, 04:12 AM
Y&#39;all need to learn the price to play
Cuz y&#39;all act like this
And get me pissed
Even Ellen thinks your rhymes are g*y

Keep trying to spit like a true MC
Your NOT me;
That&#39;s why you&#39;ll never make it
On BET

So take your teeny popstars
On MTV
Cuz your styles are so weird
Thought I was reading sh*t from BBC

See, most of you don&#39;t get it
Rap is a skill, not a scrap
But my ears are infected
Cuz all I hear is crap

Yes, I know
I prolly made you cry your eyes out
But another thing you dont get
That&#39;s what freestylin is all about

So stop sh*tting me
About crushing squads and crews
I kill wannabees
Faster than Hitler on jews...

^^ It&#39;s just freestylin, please dont be offended
BET? HAHAHAHA.

BET sucks&#33; Let&#39;s see, who&#39;s on BET these days:

Hot Boys
50 Cent
B2K

sounds like crap to me. :lol: [/b][/quote]
they play more than 3 artists
and it&#39;s the good rappers they get on BET
not MTV :P

[From The Inside]

Originally posted by Omar+Apr 20 2003, 06:02 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Omar @ Apr 20 2003, 06:02 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -From The Inside@Apr 20 2003, 01:33 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Omar@Apr 20 2003, 04:12 AM
Y&#39;all need to learn the price to play
Cuz y&#39;all act like this
And get me pissed
Even Ellen thinks your rhymes are g*y

Keep trying to spit like a true MC
Your NOT me;
That&#39;s why you&#39;ll never make it
On BET

So take your teeny popstars
On MTV
Cuz your styles are so weird
Thought I was reading sh*t from BBC

See, most of you don&#39;t get it
Rap is a skill, not a scrap
But my ears are infected
Cuz all I hear is crap

Yes, I know
I prolly made you cry your eyes out
But another thing you dont get
That&#39;s what freestylin is all about

So stop sh*tting me
About crushing squads and crews
I kill wannabees
Faster than Hitler on jews...

^^ It&#39;s just freestylin, please dont be offended
BET? HAHAHAHA.

BET sucks&#33; Let&#39;s see, who&#39;s on BET these days:

Hot Boys
50 Cent
B2K

sounds like crap to me. :lol:
they play more than 3 artists
and it&#39;s the good rappers they get on BET
not MTV :P [/b][/quote]
Thou dost have a point. ;)

[Omar]

it&#39;s called opinion, I have my own.....
and if u think 50 cent sucks so bad....

I&#39;d like to hear your album?

Thou shall not speak of Mediveal times :chemist:

[From The Inside]

My album? &#036;15.99 please. It&#39;s titled "Get Rich, or Die Sounding Like Sh&#33;t" :lol:

[Omar]

Originally posted by From The Inside@Apr 20 2003, 03:01 PM
My album? &#036;15.99 please. It&#39;s titled "Get Rich, or Die Sounding Like Sh&#33;t" :lol:
y are you acting so immature? You know their are people who hate LP, but I don&#39;t fight with them because i live in AMERICA where your entitled to your own opinion,

This has gone so far off topic that if you respond to this, I will close it, let&#39;s keep this in PM if you really think it&#39;s necessary to act like children...

[From The Inside]

Originally posted by Omar@Apr 20 2003, 08:59 PM
it&#39;s called opinion, I have my own.....
and if u think 50 cent sucks so bad....

I&#39;d like to hear your album?

Thou shall not speak of Mediveal times :chemist:
Oh, like asking me for my album is mature? I didn&#39;t start this little fued. I said 50 Cent is crap and your response was that? Hmm, talk about a lack of respect for opinions.

[N'tensified]

Whoa. :mellow:

[Bryan]

Originally posted by From The Inside+Apr 20 2003, 05:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (From The Inside @ Apr 20 2003, 05:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Omar@Apr 20 2003, 08:59 PM
it&#39;s called opinion, I have my own.....
and if u think 50 cent sucks so bad....

I&#39;d like to hear your album?

Thou shall not speak of Mediveal times :chemist:
Oh, like asking me for my album is mature? I didn&#39;t start this little fued. I said 50 Cent is crap and your response was that? Hmm, talk about a lack of respect for opinions. [/b][/quote]
Well, i&#39;m going to pretend i&#39;m Omar and close this. Because he said its getting off topic and if you respond it was going to be closed.

*close*

Anyone who wants to have a thread to show off your rhyming talents, you can make another one as long as it stays on topic.

[Omar]

Ok, let&#39;s start with the name
From The Inside? Man that&#39;s pretty lame
Claiming that your a real fan of rap
So why should I call you a rock song "dear chap"?
You don&#39;t even deserve to listen to LP
The only thing you deserve is mono and a bad case of HIV
Cuz your pissing me off and I wanna see your reply
Prolly brake down and admit your not a guy [sorry]
Cuz you act more immature than a 5 year old
Please, I wanna see your reply
Cuz, I&#39;m telling you
You&#39;ve just been told
So step up to the mic
And get your assed boo-ed off
Oh I forgot, some girls are just so soft
And I hope we don&#39;t loose a fan over this
Do I care about a transvestite wannabe man who can&#39;t piss?
NO,so let&#39;s cuz the sh*t mr."i know rap"
The biggest shot you ever got
Is when you exploded all over your lap

[From The Inside]

Wow, so you wanna go at it like that? Hmph. ;)

[From The Inside]

Oh no, it&#39;s the girly with the bleeding jeans,
Somebody give this woman a pad cuz she be leaking on me.
The b&#33;tch is already nagging about just like a wife,
Trying to stab me with her flows but I&#39;m getting stab with a rubber knife.
Please, you fake, go play with Barbies and bake cakes.
Your ass is leaves in the fall and is about to get f_cking raked.
Naw, f_ck that, your ass is jailbait and about to get raped.
I take you out to dinner and make you pay for the most expensive plate.
I got rhymes juicer than quality restaurant steaks.
You dreamin&#39; like you know me but you need to stay awake,
Before I bend you out of shape and put you down in your place,
On life support at the hospital on the corner of Main and 8th.
You couldn&#39;t serve me right if you worked at Burger King,
I enjoyed seeing your ugly-ass in the movie The Thing.
I&#39;m shutting your trannie-ass down like Windows XP,
I catch your ass off-guard so bad you can&#39;t even breathe.
You&#39;re lyrically being harrassed,
And there&#39;s no way you can surpass.
Take those written flows of the past and throw &#39;em in the trash,
I&#39;m slapping the mic out of your hand and putting that arm in a cast,
Cuz you couldn&#39;t be the sh&#33;t if you came out of my ass.

[X-Clusive]

Why u be dissing em and 50 ur battle is nothing but a dime :angry:

[From The Inside]

Originally posted by X-Clusive@Apr 21 2003, 05:18 PM
Why u be dissing em and 50 ur battle is nothing but a dime :angry:
Better than a nickel. ;)

Actually, my rhymes don&#39;t have a monetary value, but thanks&#33; :lol:

[Omar]

Aight aight...
I gotta hand it to you
Here&#39;s a d&#33;ick fa**ot
But don&#39;t ask me to cram it through you
Your rapping about sh*t that don&#39;t even exist
Did you get the point of freestylin?
Evidently you missed...
See, when you rap about barbie&#39;s and baked cakes
Then you turn around and start telling me that I&#39;m the fake?
Perhaps you need to cut the verbal analogies
Didn&#39;t I already discuss the risks of anal HIVS?
So please, before you bend me down and shaped?
Can I please call 911 to tell them I&#39;m about to be raped
Cuz I have to pick apart all the errors in your lines
I&#39;ll catch you off guard like a f*ckin vietnam mine
So before you talk more sh&#33;t about having me up your ass
Please try to pass the 3rd grade basic English class

[From The Inside]

"Your rapping about sh*t that don&#39;t even exist..."

isn&#39;t it "You&#39;re?"

and wouldn&#39;t "barbie&#39;s" be more appropriate withOUT the apostrophe.

"Didn&#39;t I already discuss the risks anal HIVS"

I see an obvious missing word there.

How many time did you fail that English class, aye? LOL
It&#39;s all for fun, right? :whistle:

[From The Inside]

It&#39;s funny now you&#39;re speaking of handing me a d&#33;ck,
Where you gonna get it? Not between your hips.
An adult shop might have what you like,
And maybe they give discounts to ugly-dykes.
I got nothing to lose, you got nothing to prove,
I could find better rhymes in a book by Dr. Suess.
Don&#39;t be getting English teacher on me,
Because hooked on phonics dost not work for thee.
Getting all medieval on you, cuz the mic is my sword,
I destroy you with it, you just make me bored.
I ride the land with my trusty steed,
Like I ride your b&#33;tch after school at 3.
Saying I can&#39;t freestyle, but who are you to judge,
When all you do with your time is pack fudge.
You don&#39;t impress me with that homo appearance,
Just get off the mic and "leave that to the experienced."

OOOOHHHH&#33;&#33;&#33; :shifty:

Quote from "Step Up" by Linkin Park. Words written by Mike Shinoda.

[Will]

I&#39;m glad I don&#39;t hear any of this on the radio.

[From The Inside]

Originally posted by Will@Apr 21 2003, 11:27 PM
I&#39;m glad I don&#39;t hear any of this on the radio.
Are you kidding me? What radio stations do you listen to, Will? It must be crap-free radio because that&#39;s all radio is: crap. All radio stations should just change their names to KRAP (radio humor). Especially those big places like New York and Los Angeles - man, they have it worse.
Some good radio stations do exist though. :)
The ones that play decent rock, jazz, oldies, etc.
None of this Hip Hop / R&B sh&#33;t.

[Phantom Duck]

Originally posted by From The Inside+Apr 22 2003, 07:29 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (From The Inside @ Apr 22 2003, 07:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Will@Apr 21 2003, 11:27 PM
I&#39;m glad I don&#39;t hear any of this on the radio.
The ones that play decent rock, jazz, oldies, etc.
[/b][/quote]
Especially L.P. jazz.

[From The Inside]

Originally posted by Phantom Duck+Apr 22 2003, 04:41 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Phantom Duck @ Apr 22 2003, 04:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -From The Inside@Apr 22 2003, 07:29 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Will@Apr 21 2003, 11:27 PM
I&#39;m glad I don&#39;t hear any of this on the radio.
The ones that play decent rock, jazz, oldies, etc.

Especially L.P. jazz. [/b][/quote]
What the hell are you talking? :blink:

[Omar]

i think he&#39;s making fun of u...speaking of...

Ok let&#39;s brake it down
I&#39;m tired of singing monkeys
Always trying to make me look like a clown
Let&#39;s start with a basic fragment
Stick to novels nerd
Your pushed away from everyone
Like a negative magnet
I&#39;ve had it
With these lost MC&#39;s
Rapping about crapping
Hello? I thought you were supposed to dis me?
Not cleaning off on a napkin
Your just a little girl
Playing jump rope and clapping
Your not welcome on the playground
According to this pattern mapping
If you wanna be a dork then I&#39;m gonna treat you like one
Your talking about me in your a&#036;&#036; and you say "it&#39;s just for fun"
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you really that perverted?
I think I better call the cops
Cause we really need someone assertive
To calm you and sedate you
There&#39;s not enough real people you hate
And double people in reality who hate you
So dance back to jungle
Lion King&#39;s loose hyena
I know you really want one
But do you even know what&#39;s a subpoena?


u know...we shud have a real match and let the ppl decide in a poll u p for it, first to 10 votes in a new topic?

[From The Inside]

Yes we shud have one, as long as the voters don&#39;t vote for you ONLY to suck up to LPA staff. Admit it, it happens. But yeah, I&#39;m up for it if you really wanna lose. Holla&#33; (baaahahaha) B) This always was a real match for me. Brake it down, then&#33; :lol:

[Bryan]

:chemist: AND IT&#39;S ON :chemist:

[Omar]

And it&#39;s on
I can&#39;t make my skills stop
The only way I&#39;m going down
Is when I&#39;m running loops to the top

While your verses flop
I&#39;m hitting your soft spot
Pronounced brain dead
Any day now you could drop

So watch youself
You might let those words go
And say something regretful
Like when they find your remains in the snow

And forget knives and guns
Jokes and puns
I&#39;m just gonna starve you
Till your seeing black midnight swirving suns

Peace talks?
Peace out, I&#39;ll do the talking
From now on your my servant
I think the dog needs walking

So any man or woman
Wanna test these skills
Better hope I&#39;m drugged up
And O.D. ing on pills