State of the Union addressed summarized for those who missed it

[Todd]

Blah blah blah terrorism is bad blah blah we can't give up blah blah blah blah 9/11 blah blah blah bin laden blah blah taking away freedoms blah blah blah terrorism again blah terrorists hate freedom blah blah blah oil blah blah blah blah blah terrorists blah blah end abortion blah blah blah blah prayer in schools blah blah blah god bless america.

[The Doctor]

The only reason I'm mad about it is because of that, they didn't have Love Monkey on tonight. Damn fools.

[F-ck Casey]

Summarization of this thread:

blah blah I hate Bush, look at me, I'm an attention whore. Blah blah christians are bad. Blah blah.

[+ / –]

Summarization of this thread:

blah blah I hate Bush, look at me, I'm an attention whore. Blah blah christians are bad. Blah blah.
Blah blah blah that was awesome blah blah blah I killed the joke blah blah blah.

[F-ck Casey]

I was under the impression that in order for something to be a joke it has to be funny.

[Mark]

Summarization of this thread:

blah blah I hate Bush, look at me, I'm an attention whore. Blah blah christians are bad. Blah blah.

I'm pretty sure Todd doesn't think Christians are bad. He's just exploiting the religious right and their extremist ways of going about things. It's not a generalization.

Lighten up. You'll live longer.

[Glenn]

all the bleh is applause.

[Mark]

all the bleh is applause.

Yeah, a Bush-led State of the Union is about 85% applause, 10% smirking, and 5% talking.

[Todd]

Haha, the daily show recap of the SOTU should be funny.

[Glenn]

Yeah, a Bush-led State of the Union is about 85% applause, 10% smirking, and 5% talking.
True, but how else is Bush going to get a break. It's not like he could talk through the whole thing.

Plus, us Americans love our applause.

[Aaron]

Haha, the daily show recap of the SOTU should be funny.

They always cut out a load of everything, and then have bush just going: "The terrorists, Terrorists, weapons of mass destruction, the terrorists, 9/11, saddam who-sane..."

I've seen it before, it's the funniest fucking thing you can see.

[Kate]

True, but how else is Bush going to get a break. It's not like he could talk through the whole thing.

Plus, us Americans love our applause.

And that's why I wish I live in Europe, because if they don't like something, they don't applaud.

[Glenn]

Yeah, a Bush-led State of the Union is about 85% applause, 10% smirking, and 5% talking.

George Bush:
He is thirty percent shmuck, zero percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated passing of bills
Fifty Five percent displeasure, zero percent brain
And a hundred percent reason to forget his idiot name!

[Luke]

George Bush:
He is thirty percent shmuck, zero percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated passing of bills
Fifty Five percent displeasure, zero percent brain
And a hundred percent reason to forget his idiot name!
The best thing ever! :lol:

I'm jacking that for my sig :lol:

[Glenn]

Awesome! :lol: I feel loved!

[rosanna]

you know, if you are christian and you run for president, you have a better chance of getting elected.

i hate bush. is it 2008 yet?

[Justin]

George Bush:
He is thirty percent shmuck, zero percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated passing of bills
Fifty Five percent displeasure, zero percent brain
And a hundred percent reason to forget his idiot name!

:lol: That was the funniest thing I've read in the last week.

[Mark]

you know, if you are christian and you run for president, you have a better chance of getting elected.

Seriously?

[Todd]

Seriously?

http://www.adherents.com/adh_presidents.html

Don't see any Jews, Muslims, Buddhists or Atheists on that list :(

[Mark]

http://www.adherents.com/adh_presidents.html

Don't see any Jews, Muslims, Buddhists or Atheists on that list :(

Sorry, I forgot to turn on my Sarcasm Beams. *flick*

There, better. :lol:

[Todd]

Sorry, I forgot to turn on my Sarcasm Beams. *flick*

There, better. :lol:

Ahh, lol. My weekend hasn't been going so great so my sense of humor and sarcasm detection are nonexistant right now