Man commits suicide

[Leones]

‘I No Longer Have a Reason to Live,’ Says Despondent Potter Fan


Source. (http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1169&srch=)



:mellow:

[Arashi]

:mellow:

[Dave+Kay]

:mellow: ok...

[Jila]

oh.. my.. god..

[Ackie]

:| OMFG! is this lyke for real|?

[Dedicated]

What a fucking idiot

[Joe]

Originally posted by Dedicated@Jul 24 2005, 12:29 PM
What a fucking idiot
My thoughts exactly.

[JohnnyB]

OMG, what kind of person is this? Ive heard of die hard harry potter fans, but my god. This man is obviously insane

[Messy Marj]

Originally posted by Ackie@Jul 24 2005, 11:15 AM
:| OMFG! is this lyke for real|?
|NO! it is lyke fake!1|


-_-

[+ / –]

Originally posted by Marj+Jul 24 2005, 10:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marj @ Jul 24 2005, 10:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Ackie@Jul 24 2005, 11:15 AM
:| OMFG&#33; is this lyke for real|?
|NO&#33; it is lyke fake&#33;1|


-_- [/b][/quote]
I was about to lyke... er, excuse me.

I was about to say that, too.

Pretty funny article.

But I still have to read the book... >.<

[I Don't Need No Accuser]

Lmao, even if that article was real, I still would have laughed.

[Mark]

Gotta love satire.

[Alacrity]

Heh. I still need to finish the book.. i&#39;m on the 21st chapter.

[Messy Marj]

Originally posted by I Don&#39;t Need No Accuser@Jul 24 2005, 05:11 PM
Lmao, even if that article was real, I still would have laughed.
it IS real.




GOD.

[Tom]

:mellow: what an odd little man..

[arT saveS]

Lmao, even if that article was real, I still would have laughed.

I&#39;m not sure whether or not the article is true, as it seems pretty odd. But that was just stupid of you to say. Real stupid.

[Joe]

The article isn&#39;t real, I thought it was at first.

[Theazninvasion68]

Originally posted by linkin_park_fanatic_4_u@Jul 24 2005, 04:09 AM
Ive heard of die hard harry potter fans,


ANYWAY.

That seriously sucks alot. Insanity.

[Glenn]

Originally posted by maverik68+Jul 24 2005, 03:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (maverik68 @ Jul 24 2005, 03:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--linkin_park_fanatic_4_u@Jul 24 2005, 04:09 AM
Ive heard of die hard harry potter fans,


ANYWAY. [/b][/quote]
Damn it...you beat me to that joke.

That&#39;s screwed up. The man should have known better; he still has something to look forward to...























...the last movie ^_^

[F-ck Casey]

Originally posted by Marj+Jul 24 2005, 03:30 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marj @ Jul 24 2005, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--I Don&#39;t Need No Accuser@Jul 24 2005, 05:11 PM
Lmao, even if that article was real, I still would have laughed.
it IS real.




GOD. [/b][/quote]

Winner of the First-ever National Press Club Award for Humor

[Messy Marj]

Originally posted by Vismund Cygnus+Jul 24 2005, 08:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vismund Cygnus @ Jul 24 2005, 08:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Marj@Jul 24 2005, 03:30 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--I Don&#39;t Need No Accuser@Jul 24 2005, 05:11 PM
Lmao, even if that article was real, I still would have laughed.
it IS real.




GOD.

Winner of the First-ever National Press Club Award for Humor [/b][/quote]
Feck. Couldn&#39;t they put that like bigger. <_<

I&#39;m sorry I Don&#39;t Need No Accuser, for being a stupid dork.

[I Don't Need No Accuser]

Lol, its fine. I can&#39;t imagine how some people fell for that. This quote made it completely fake to me:



“In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude’s life, even if he didn’t have one,” she said.

[lpsk8er]

OMG&#33;

[Anya]

:lol:

[Matt]

“In my heart I believe that could have saved Jude’s life, even if he didn’t have one,” she said.



:lol:

[Will]

Originally posted by Uncle_Raj@Jul 24 2005, 04:51 PM
The article isn&#39;t real, I thought it was at first.
I thought it was real at first, too. :lol:

[Weezy]

I cracked up when I saw the title/subtitle of the thread :lol:

Too bad it&#39;s a fake story. It was an enjoyable 60 seconds though&#33;

[Messy Marj]

Why is it posted in Serious Chat if it&#39;s fake lol..made me think it was real.

[Joe]

Originally posted by Will+Jul 25 2005, 06:32 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Will @ Jul 25 2005, 06:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Uncle_Raj@Jul 24 2005, 04:51 PM
The article isn&#39;t real, I thought it was at first.
I thought it was real at first, too. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Man, we all got owned by a Harry Potter article. :(

[Fractured]

wooo i&#39;d say he was obsessive

[Evan™]

fanaticnesss to its fullest potential :mellow:

[Ant]

My friend sent me this story a while back... she&#39;s a rabid Harry Potter fan, too. Good stuff. B)

[emyly]

:mellow: OMFG :mellow:

[Ant]

Originally posted by emyly@Jul 25 2005, 07:25 PM
:mellow: OMFG :mellow:
I&#39;m guessing you didn&#39;t read the whole thread. :lol:

[Adam]

Originally posted by Uncle_Raj+Jul 25 2005, 09:26 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uncle_Raj @ Jul 25 2005, 09:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -Will@Jul 25 2005, 06:32 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Uncle_Raj@Jul 24 2005, 04:51 PM
The article isn&#39;t real, I thought it was at first.
I thought it was real at first, too. :lol:
Man, we all got owned by a Harry Potter article. :( [/b][/quote]
:lol: , the shame.

[emmmers]

LMAO. :lol:

And by the way, how do you type in white?

[Weezy]

It would be...


&#91;COLOR=white&#93;TYPE WHATEVER YOU&#39;D LIKE TO BE IN WHITE HERE&#91;/COLOR&#93;

But these forums don&#39;t support white font.

[Tomi]

If you&#39;re going to kill yourself just because Dumbledore dies in the book, you&#39;ve got serious problems.

_edit
Oh wait, I just said a spoiler...I seriously hope people aren&#39;t going to commit suicide about it. Oh the guilt...
...oh what the hell...*adds in white tags*

_another.edit
Oh Weezy, I just proved you wrong...didn&#39;t I? :lol:

[Ackie]

Originally posted by Uncle_Raj+Jul 24 2005, 11:47 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Uncle_Raj @ Jul 24 2005, 11:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Dedicated@Jul 24 2005, 12:29 PM
What a fucking idiot
My thoughts exactly. [/b][/quote]
LMFAOO an wat, he&#39;s lyke in his 30&#39;s? WTF?&#33;&#036;%^&

[Dean]

I think most people would know what happens by now, regardless of whether or not they:

a. Have read the book.
b. Give a shit.

[Ackie]

Originally posted by Dean@Jul 26 2005, 11:16 AM
I think most people would know what happens by now, regardless of whether or not they:

a. Have read the book.
b. Give a shit.
:| i don&#39;t LMFAOO i hate potter, no offence

[Justmuse]

we need to regret his parents

[Weezy]

Originally posted by Tomi@Jul 25 2005, 07:51 PM
If you&#39;re going to kill yourself just because Dumbledore dies in the book, you&#39;ve got serious problems.

_edit
Oh wait, I just said a spoiler...I seriously hope people aren&#39;t going to commit suicide about it. Oh the guilt...
...oh what the hell...*adds in white tags*

_another.edit
Oh Weezy, I just proved you wrong...didn&#39;t I? :lol:
But but... dang it.

Yup, I got served. :lol:

[lpassailant]

it&#39;s harry potter... at this point, if people can travel anywhere on earth in a fireplace, put a 3-headed dog to sleep with an instrument, and create life-juice from a rock... a dead person is nothing&#33; it&#39;s like when spock died... he&#39;s still walkin around a few star trek movies later... have faith, for christ&#39;s sake, a bird exploded into flames... yet he&#39;s still here aint he?

[JJ]

thats just sad to be honest

[Mark]

Originally posted by JJ87@Jul 27 2005, 02:10 PM
thats just sad to be honest
What, the fact you&#39;re believing a fictional story? :lol:

[Adam]

Originally posted by Ackie@Jul 26 2005, 09:43 AM
LMFAOO an wat, he&#39;s lyke in his 30&#39;s? WTF?&#33;&#036;%^&
Did your parents drop you on your head as a child?

[mathew51b]

i thought the people at my school were weird enough with not wanting to know the end of the book, but obviously that is nothing, and as the report said, the person didnt have a life, well not a very enjoyable one, if there always trying to avoid that kind of stuff.

[User Name]

Okay, I think we need to make this a little clearer:

WHAT YOU WERE READING WAS A FAKE ARTICLE. THAT&#39;S RIGHT, YOU HEARD ME, FAKE.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBL- err.. Public Service Announcement from Cameron. Thank you, and good night.

[F-ck Casey]

omfg r.i.p

[Weezy]

lol, sounds like a bunch of people aren&#39;t reading the thread :lol:

[lpassailant]

i can&#39;t believe that actually happened.. he will be missed... oh it&#39;s just awful.. :(

[The Doctor]

*smack*

[lpassailant]

gosh.. sarcasm.. getting people in deep spit anyway since 18 b.c.

[The Doctor]

Sure.




Since this is fake, thread closed.