US rules all porn is child porn

[LinkinJunior]

US rules all porn is child porn
All pornography in the US is now effectively classified as child pornography, unless providers can prove the ages of everyone taking part.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/06/24/us_law_2257/

[Mark]

LOL.

[Ander]

"All porn is child's porn, because we're all God's children." © United States House Of Representatives

[Doctor Manhattan]

So even mature porn (granny sex) is considered child porn? Whoa.

[Minus Xero]

Originally posted by Vismund Cygnus@Jul 4 2005, 03:46 PM
So even mature porn (granny sex) is considered child porn? Whoa.
You can't prove she's a granny. She could be some 5 year old in a wrinkle suit.

[Ander]

On some other shit, I never understood why porn is illegal for underage kids doing nastier shit in the bathroom during lunch time.

[Testament]

LMFAO.

[Ant]

Originally posted by Ander@Jul 4 2005, 10:19 PM
... for underage kids doing nastier shit in the bathroom during lunch time.
Are you referring to the actual acts that are supposed to be going on in the bathroom, or something else?


:lol: Just kidding... just sounded like you were advertising bowel pills or something. They should hire you!

[Ander]

Originally posted by Ant+Jul 4 2005, 02:45 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ant @ Jul 4 2005, 02:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Ander@Jul 4 2005, 10:19 PM
... for underage kids doing nastier shit in the bathroom during lunch time.
Are you referring to the actual acts that are supposed to be going on in the bathroom, or something else?


:lol: Just kidding... just sounded like you were advertising bowel pills or something. They should hire you! [/b][/quote]
:lol: No thanks, R. Kelly.


And another thing, all porn can be considered underage if you look at how many unborn children make appearances.
skeet skeet skeet skeet!

[Dr. Octagonapus]

Wow. I guess I'm now in possession of several gigs of "child" porn. :chemist:

[The Modfather]

There we go, being unable to seperate church and state again ("we are all god's children").

Only in the US can you find a ruling this pathetic. :rolleyes:

[Mr. Benzedrine]

Originally posted by Derek@Jul 5 2005, 12:26 AM
Only in the US can you find a ruling this pathetic. :rolleyes:
What i'm thinking. Sorry.

[Jila]

thats pretty stupid.

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Jila@Jul 4 2005, 07:44 PM
thats pretty stupid.
I wonder if Jila watches porn. :lol:

[John.]

Originally posted by Ander@Jul 4 2005, 07:11 PM
And another thing, all porn can be considered underage if you look at how many unborn children make appearances.
skeet skeet skeet skeet!
lmfao, that was good.

[Pinkin Lark]

Thats pretty pathetic if you ask me.

[maverik68]

OOOoooo Derek.. :chemist: :lol:


Anyway, this is quiet unsettling... because we care soo much about porn..saddly.

[Todd]

I love how on the day of celebrating our freedom they quickly take away our rights :rolleyes:

[Dr. Octagonapus]

Originally posted by Todd@Jul 4 2005, 11:38 PM
I love how on the day of celebrating our freedom they quickly take away our rights :rolleyes:
They actually did this a week or so ago, we just didn't notice until now. :lol:

[Louis]

I guess all the girls at the playboy mansion are kids dressed up in hot female body suits...

And Carmen Electra is really a 6 year old boy.

[Minus Xero]

Originally posted by GiriosXeni@Jul 11 2005, 07:04 AM
And Carmen Electra is really a 6 year old boy.
5 and a half. Get it straight, kid.

[JJ]

iam i the only one that noticed the joke in that sentence?

Get it straight, kid.

i cant believe that theres a stupid law like that in place!

[CloserToCrawling]

It's nice to know that the US government is spending time making up laws as trivial as this instead of focusing on bigger issues such as...hmm...a war? :rolleyes:

[Rachel]

Originally posted by Ander@Jul 4 2005, 06:11 PM
And another thing, all porn can be considered underage if you look at how many unborn children make appearances.
skeet skeet skeet skeet!
funny thing is, when i read that comment, i was listening to that song too :lol:!

[Mushroom Cloud]

although I do agree that its a dumb thing to rule......
Is porn really THAT important where we should even care....
We are probably the only creatures on the planet who watch one another having sex....

Its actually quite disturbing if you think about it..


oh well....we all do it I suppose

[Minus Xero]

Originally posted by Mushroom Cloud@Jul 11 2005, 06:38 PM
Is porn really THAT important where we should even care....
We are probably the only creatures on the planet who watch one another having sex....

Its actually quite disturbing if you think about it..


oh well....we all do it I suppose
I think we know the answer to that whole importance question. :mellow:

You know what else is disturbing to think about?

Who was the guy that went up to a cow, and said "Hey, I'm going to drink whatever comes out of this thing when I squeeze it."

(brought to you courtesy of Calvin and Hobbes)

[Mushroom Cloud]

Originally posted by Minus Xero+Jul 12 2005, 01:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Minus Xero @ Jul 12 2005, 01:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Mushroom Cloud@Jul 11 2005, 06:38 PM
Is porn really THAT important where we should even care....
We are probably the only creatures on the planet who watch one another having sex....

Its actually quite disturbing if you think about it..


oh well....we all do it I suppose
I think we know the answer to that whole importance question. :mellow:

You know what else is disturbing to think about?

Who was the guy that went up to a cow, and said "Hey, I'm going to drink whatever comes out of this thing when I squeeze it."

(brought to you courtesy of Calvin and Hobbes) [/b][/quote]
touche my friend.......

we do many very wrong things.....just as individuals

[McLovin]

Originally posted by Ander@Jul 4 2005, 09:45 PM
"All porn is child's porn, because we're all God's children." © United States House Of Representatives
did they really say that? i looked for it in the article, but i couldn't find it. is it under the legislation or something?

[Link]

If the man ever raids my house, I'm going to prison for a long time. 123,373,586,475 counts of possesion of child pornography.

[Louis]

Originally posted by Minus Xero+Jul 11 2005, 03:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Minus Xero @ Jul 11 2005, 03:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--GiriosXeni@Jul 11 2005, 07:04 AM
And Carmen Electra is really a 6 year old boy.
5 and a half. Get it straight, kid. [/b][/quote]
:o

That lucky bastard.

[Tom]

PMSL

and a wrinkle suit ewww lol

[Luke/Hellflame]

:wth:

[Geki]

This has to be one of the stupidest things the US has done in a long time. I look at Porno, I'm going to admit it. I don't see why it's clasified as it now, it's really stupid.

[lpassailant]

I'm not worried.. my 4 yr old niece has been posing nude for me since before the law. :P

JUST KIDDING!? :lol:

[Matt]

ratemyboner.com

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Is porn really that serious?

[Adam]

Thank god I'm not American.

[Luke/Hellflame]

Originally posted by Adam@Jul 18 2005, 08:50 PM
Thank god I'm not American.
Amen to that my English brother :lol:

Hell I'll admit it too,I look at porn every now and then,I don't care wether I have a girlfriend or not,its a dudes built in nature to look at porn and this is taking away the right to watch porn :lol:

I'm not worried.. my 4 yr old niece has been posing nude for me since before the law. :P

JUST KIDDING!? :lol:
Even if its a joke its disturbing you would joke about something like that :wth:

[D_A_V_I_D]

Originally posted by lpassailant@Jul 19 2005, 03:02 AM
I'm not worried.. my 4 yr old niece has been posing nude for me since before the law. :P

JUST KIDDING!? :lol:
Ok, that was still very disturbing.



Anyway, trust the U.S. to create a law like this, lucky i don't live there.


"All porn is child's porn, because we're all God's children." © United States House Of Representatives.

I can't believe they actually said that still, but i will trust you.

[Glenn]

Originally posted by lpassailant@Jul 18 2005, 12:02 PM
I'm not worried.. my 4 yr old niece has been posing nude for me since before the law. :P

JUST KIDDING!? :lol:
:mellow:

[lpassailant]

er.. did I say 4 yr old niece? I meant 14 yr. old girlfriend, my bad!

(surely someone chuckled.. right?) :unsure:

[lpsk8er]

Originally posted by Matt@Jul 18 2005, 05:10 PM
ratemyboner.com

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Is porn really that serious?
:lol:

[Luke/Hellflame]

Originally posted by lpassailant@Jul 19 2005, 04:27 PM
er.. did I say 4 yr old niece? I meant 14 yr. old girlfriend, my bad!

(surely someone chuckled.. right?) :unsure:
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure ya did :lol:

And no,I don't think anyone chuckled :mellow:

[lpassailant]

doh :(

[Glenn]

Originally posted by lpassailant@Jul 23 2005, 09:31 AM
doh :(
I'll chuckle...cause that's just me.

^_^

[Scotty]

Well blow me down and call me Gary Glitter.