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JohnnyB
06-10-2005, 05:27 PM
I was listning to the radio today and I heard once again that an image of Jesus has been found. This time on a sour cream and onion potato chip. The woman who found it is a deeply religious person and is taking it as a sign. The chip is now sitting in a jar in her kitchen. Her and her husband are contemplating on what to do with it
Okaaaaaay, first it was the stain on the wall thing, then it was the ultrasound scan, and now a potato chip. It's getting kind of insane now. IT'S JUST A COOINCIDENCE, NOT A SIGN FROM GOD!!!
Anyway, if this thread has been done before, don't hesitate to delete it.
Louis
06-10-2005, 07:43 PM
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Has anyone ever wondered that maybe the factories are purposefully forming their chips or walls and shit to make religious figures? Just for the purpose of fucking up people's lives and making people going insane?
Minus Xero
06-10-2005, 07:46 PM
Where the hell are the potato chips that look like Buddha, damnit!
:lol:
Louis
06-10-2005, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Minus Xero@Jun 10 2005, 06:46 PM
Where the hell are the potato chips that look like Buddha, damnit!
:lol:
Sooner or later, Osama Bin Laden will have his own brand of chips...
I think sooner or later Buddha will have his own brand as well.
Suffice
06-10-2005, 07:56 PM
There is a piece of toast with 'the face of jesus' on it aswell.
Glenn
06-10-2005, 08:31 PM
People are getting really impatient for Jesus to come. Their jelous of us Jews because our mesiah has already come. Who is it? hah...it's a secret. :shifty: :P :lol:
Testament
06-11-2005, 03:49 AM
What the fuck. :mellow:
Oh, I found Jesus in my Dorito bag. Don't mind me.
My slurpee cup is shaped as Yoda's head. Does that count?
[yes Vani, I have one of those promo Yoda heads from 7-11. ^_^]
User Name
06-11-2005, 07:08 AM
It must be a sign, Tomi! The world is ending! :lol:
One time I took a crap and it looked like jesus. I should have sold it on ebay :lol:
Pinkin Lark
06-11-2005, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by Neil@Jun 10 2005, 11:28 PM
One time I took a crap and it looked like jesus. I should have sold it on ebay :lol:
LMFAO! You would've been a very wealthy man by now.
Weezy
06-11-2005, 10:07 AM
That's it. No religion for me. Ever.
Evan™
06-11-2005, 10:42 AM
man the world is goin nuts abt jesus's face i mean its like...when he comes,he comes btw i havv a jesus on my crucifix does that count?
Minus Xero
06-11-2005, 09:14 PM
I eat Jesus for breakfast.
Scotty
06-11-2005, 10:10 PM
I'd probably look like how most artists visualise Jesus if I grew my hair. Whatever.
Originally posted by linkin_park_fanatic_4_u@Jun 10 2005, 11:27 AM
Her and her husband are contemplating on what to do with it
ummm.....
EAT IT
Testament
06-12-2005, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by Todd+Jun 11 2005, 09:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Todd @ Jun 11 2005, 09:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--linkin_park_fanatic_4_u@Jun 10 2005, 11:27 AM
Her and her husband are contemplating on what to do with it
ummm.....
EAT IT [/b][/quote]
Go Todd.
gozorninplat
06-12-2005, 05:13 AM
I think we shouldn't actually be able to say anything looks like Jesus, because in actuality, we don't know what he really looked like. There are paintings with the similar look about him, but you must take into consideration that all those paintings were done after he died (for those who believe he lived in the first place). So people are going overboard saying something looks like Jesus, when in reality, we don't actually know what Jesus looked like.
Testament
06-12-2005, 05:15 AM
Originally posted by gozorninplat@Jun 11 2005, 10:13 PM
I think we shouldn't actually be able to say anything looks like Jesus, because in actuality, we don't know what he really looked like. There are paintings with the similar look about him, but you must take into consideration that all those paintings were done after he died (for those who believe he lived in the first place). So people are going overboard saying something looks like Jesus, when in reality, we don't actually know what Jesus looked like.
word.
Hybrid Theory
06-12-2005, 08:16 PM
How can a chip look like Jesus? What to do with the chip. Hmm...
Option 1: Eat it
Option 2: Make a fortune by selling it on ebay
Originally posted by Hybrid Theory@Jun 12 2005, 02:16 PM
How can a chip look like Jesus? What to do with the chip. Hmm...
Option 1: Eat it
Option 2: Make a fortune by selling it on ebay
If I was rich, I would buy the chip off eBay and send them a picture of me eating the jesus chip.
Justin
06-13-2005, 03:46 PM
There was a piece of french toast that supposedly looked like the Virgin Mary. I don't really know or give a fuck whether it did look like the Virgin Mary or not, but it really did look like a person. Anyhow, it was auctioned off on eBay for US$ 28,000. Seriously.
Hundiraev
06-13-2005, 03:54 PM
i think i'm actualy going to start buying crisps and cutting them up to look like jesus and making lots of money.
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