Anti-Breast Spray

[Tomi]

http://www.snopes.com/toxins/breast.htm

[Amanda]

AAARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

*performs exorcism on anti-persperents*

[Evan™]

o....k.....

[~xXmEt30R4_1Uv3r_03.23.03Xx~]

I'm never using any sprays again.

I don't want any of my people's breast getting cancer.

Because they're very good.... those... ummm...

*leaves*

[LornVourkolakas]

What the hell is going on? It seems to me that everything causes cancer nowadays. Next thing I'll hear is typing too much will cause cancer. Stop the madness!

[~xXmEt30R4_1Uv3r_03.23.03Xx~]

Originally posted by LornVourkolakas@Mar 27 2005, 09:57 AM
What the hell is going on? It seems to me that everything causes cancer nowadays. Next thing I'll hear is typing too much will cause cancer. Stop the madness!

Typing A Leading Cause Of Cancer, Research Reports

Research conducted in a lab of UCLA has confirmed that typing at a keyboard for strenuous amounts of time can increase the risk of cancer.

A poll among 5,000 university students and 10,000 residents suggests that those who type at a computer station or on a laptop have a 18% increase of contracting the disease.

Most scientists, however, are not convinced.

"There is more to cancer than typing on the keyboard," says cancer expert John Geffield. "Other factors must be considered, such as environment, lifestyle, and so on."

"And it's not like students just type on the computer. It has... other uses."

Haha fake article that I just made up hahaha!

[[Th3 Wkng De@d]]

Originally posted by LornVourkolakas@Mar 27 2005, 03:57 PM
What the hell is going on? It seems to me that everything causes cancer nowadays. Next thing I'll hear is typing too much will cause cancer. Stop the madness!
Typing does not cause cancer. And good job to the guy who typed the fake article on it.

Even though it does not cause cancer, research says that if you type too much, you will cause permanent damage to the nerves in your hand.

So, don't think typing is harmless.

[Alacrity]

Oh shit. I just put on antipersperant.

[Testament]

Nice article, Minus Xero. :lol:

[Tomi]

Originally posted by Minus Xero+Mar 27 2005, 10:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Minus Xero @ Mar 27 2005, 10:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--LornVourkolakas@Mar 27 2005, 09:57 AM
What the hell is going on? It seems to me that everything causes cancer nowadays. Next thing I&#39;ll hear is typing too much will cause cancer. Stop the madness&#33;

Typing A Leading Cause Of Cancer, Research Reports

Research conducted in a lab of UCLA has confirmed that typing at a keyboard for strenuous amounts of time can increase the risk of cancer.

A poll among 5,000 university students and 10,000 residents suggests that those who type at a computer station or on a laptop have a 18% increase of contracting the disease.

Most scientists, however, are not convinced.

"There is more to cancer than typing on the keyboard," says cancer expert John Geffield. "Other factors must be considered, such as environment, lifestyle, and so on."

"And it&#39;s not like students just type on the computer. It has... other uses."

Haha fake article that I just made up hahaha&#33; [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Niice.

Alacrity - Oooh, you&#39;re screwed now. :lol:

[lpassailant]

Dunno how to spell it, but my teacher AND health teacher said if you spend 3-4 hours a day on the computer, 4-5 days a week, you&#39;re almost garunteed carpul tunal when you&#39;re older.

I flipped them the bird with my still-working middle finger.
Not gonna stop me..Hehehe

[Anya]

Everything causes cancer nowadays.. Screw it. :mellow:

[Tomi]

Originally posted by lpassailant@Apr 1 2005, 05:26 AM
Dunno how to spell it, but my teacher AND health teacher said if you spend 3-4 hours a day on the computer, 4-5 days a week, you&#39;re almost garunteed carpul tunal when you&#39;re older.

I flipped them the bird with my still-working middle finger.
Not gonna stop me..Hehehe
Oh really? I&#39;ll prove your teachers wrong.
I&#39;m on the computer 6-7 hours a day, all 7 days of the week, lets see if your teachers are right. :)