Cell Phone Ring Tones Just Got Dumb(er)

[F-ck Casey]

NEW YORK (Reuters) - This is one cellphone you might not want to set to "High & Vibrate."

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings, in English or Spanish.

Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir, has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

"Rock stars make music tones, porn stars make moan tones," said Dennis Adamo, head of Wicked Wireless. "We thought it would be an interesting novel approach of introducing new content to the mobile users."

Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each, while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper once the service is launched.

Some people were shocked, but others said they wanted more from the product.

"If you can get her to say my name then I would buy it. I need that kind of personal attention," said New Yorker Julian McCullough.

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

lol now do snuff tones.

[Neil]

:lol:!!!!

Imagine some C.E.O in a company merging meeting and all of a sudden from his pocket

"Ohhhh ohhhh! HARDER!"


ROFL

[Matt]

I want one of those.



Wait, I need a cell phone first.



Damn.


:lol:

[Debus]

Strange....

What will they think of next? I dread to think

[Link04]

Hah, well, it's an new concept.....gotta love the innovative minds of America.

[F-ck Casey]

Originally posted by Debs@Jan 29 2005, 04:50 PM
Strange....

What will they think of next? I dread to think
Snuff Tones.

[Andrea]

Originally posted by Link04@Jan 29 2005, 05:51 PM
Hah, well, it's an new concept.....gotta love the innovative minds of America.
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Why would someone want their cell phone to moan? That's just wrong. :lol:

[Matt]

Originally posted by Debs@Jan 29 2005, 02:50 PM
Strange....

What will they think of next? I dread to think
Videos for wallpaper. :lol:

[lpsk8er]

Ring tones just got dummer , I guess.

[peripeteia]

humanity has just sank to a new low.

[ChooseYourPoison]

God, I can imagine being at a kindergarten play or something and having one of those go off.. :lol:

[Jila]

Originally posted by _Matt_+Jan 29 2005, 03:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (_Matt_ @ Jan 29 2005, 03:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Debs@Jan 29 2005, 02:50 PM
Strange....

What will they think of next? I dread to think
Videos for wallpaper. :lol: [/b][/quote]
porn wallpaper :lol:

eew

[Matt]

Originally posted by PyRoMaNiaK+Jan 29 2005, 04:43 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PyRoMaNiaK @ Jan 29 2005, 04:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -_Matt_@Jan 29 2005, 03:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Debs@Jan 29 2005, 02:50 PM
Strange....

What will they think of next? I dread to think
Videos for wallpaper. :lol:
porn wallpaper :lol:

eew [/b][/quote]
Thats kinda what I meant...only...videos. :wth:

[Jila]

maybe the paris hilton sex tape will be available for a wallpaper soon :lol:

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Oh I definately want to have moan tone to go with my Cum-face-Daisy wallpaper :lol: ;)

[Distorted]

On the positive side, it could be a good prank.

Just hide it behind a bush and call it every time someone walks by :lol:

[Jon[athan]]

man. i get in enough trouble if my cell phone rings in class let alone MOANED in class...

phone: mmm ohhhh yesss ohhh harder
teacher: what the hell is that?

:D

[Joachim]

Originally posted by Neil@Jan 29 2005, 10:47 PM
:lol:&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Imagine some C.E.O in a company merging meeting and all of a sudden from his pocket

"Ohhhh ohhhh&#33; HARDER&#33;"


ROFL
hahahahah

[CrazyBlueFairy]

in my opinion i just dont het porn. maybe its because im i chick........i dont know.......maybe its a guys thing or something :joe:

[Theazninvasion68]

now theres reason not to download tones.....
youngerlings :rolleyes:

[Ztarduzt]

Originally posted by Neil@Jan 29 2005, 10:47 PM
:lol:&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Imagine some C.E.O in a company merging meeting and all of a sudden from his pocket

"Ohhhh ohhhh&#33; HARDER&#33;"


ROFL
LOL


but i usually hate ringtones.. all thos stupid commercials.. they even made one for numb/encore :angry: and they show those commercials like: ringtone(jamba)commercial, washmachine commercial, the same ringtone commercial..
i just hate those commercials :angry:

[Ryan]

Yah I&#39;ve heard about these ringtones for a while now. There is some website where you can go view em, this is the dumbest tihng in the world. But it would be priceless if someone had it as their ringtone.

[Nikki]

Originally posted by CrazyBlueFairy@Feb 2 2005, 03:48 AM
in my opinion i just dont het porn. maybe its because im i chick........i dont know.......maybe its a guys thing or something :joe:
I&#39;m a girl and I used to get porn sometimes :mellow:

[numbfeeling9]

why would they make a ringtone like that anyway?

[NickelNine]

im fine with those..
BUT THOSE DAMN JAMSTER FKUCING RINGTONES AND COMMERCIALS PISS ME OFF&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Aaron]

set it on vibrate and the volume as high as possible and you have a porno flick in your pocket.

[lofton0788]

are we so sad now that we need to jerk off using ringtones????

[Chris.]

Originally posted by Nikki+Feb 8 2005, 04:32 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nikki @ Feb 8 2005, 04:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--CrazyBlueFairy@Feb 2 2005, 03:48 AM
in my opinion i just dont het porn. maybe its because im i chick........i dont know.......maybe its a guys thing or something :joe:
I&#39;m a girl and I used to get porn sometimes :mellow: [/b][/quote]
I dont think thats what they meant :lol:

I think they meant that they dont get why guys watch it.

[Theazninvasion68]

this is why advertisment is gone to a new low
WHY MAKE A PORN RINGTONE?&#33;
really pointless
they probly DONT get why guys watch it