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Vampire
12-13-2004, 11:55 PM
Hey Girls,

I just wanted to update you about our weekend in NYC. Of course it was Liz's birthday so it was bound to be a crazy time...you know it's never a dull moment when two or more of us P.C. girls get together! Well, for those of you who didn't receive a late night phone call Saturday night from Liz, Ill fill you in on what happened...

When we got off the subway in Manhattan, me Liz and Charley were attempting to catch a cab when I saw something laying on the street...it looked like a wallet so I kicked it over to Charley and said "what's this?" Charley picked it up and we jumped into the cab.

Inside the cab Charley opened the wallet and found a license, an American Express Black card, a $20 bill rolled tight, and a folded up $1 bill.

He yells: "Oh my God, guess who's wallet this is!"

I said: "Who's? I found it, hand it over!" To my surprise it was Lindsay Lohan's California license and credit card! I took out the dollar bill and unfolded it to find a rather large bag of what looked to be cocaine!

I couldn't believe my eyes! We had a pop star's wallet with illegal drugs and she's only 18! The first thing that came to mind was to blackmail for a large amount of cash or a casting in her next movie...

Unfortunately I've learned that publicity might not be so appealing when you have tons of strange people calling your cell phone to buy your story.

Since I had no idea if I should keep the wallet or send it back, I called US Weekly for advice. US Weekly called Lindsay's publicist and the next thing I knew I was getting calls from her publicist threatening to sue me.

She wanted my home address so she can send a driver out to pick it up. I refused to give her any personal information. The National Inquirer called me about 8X to buy my story for $2500 (which keeps going up every time I talk to them), they want to take pictures of the evidence, give me a polygraph, and interview me tomorrow. I don't think its the morally correct thing to do and I'm not sure its the safest either. the New York Post has attempted to contact me (check for an article in tomorrow's paper, most likely it will not be a completely accurate story), the NYPD (who threatened to arrest me if I don't hand over the goods since they claim it is government property), and some strange people who wouldn't even tell me who they were (but thought I was dumb enough to give them my address). I don't know who to believe and what to do with the wallet. I told Lindsay's publicist that I would like to return it to her in person so that I knew it was going to her. She said she would ask her. Supposedly Lindsay was freaked out by the whole thing and was crying hysterically and denied ever doing any drugs. The publicist told me she only drinks a lot and likes to party, and smokes cigarettes, but what 18 year old doesn't...what a publicist she is!

She also claimed to have called Lindsay's parents who called their lawyer and is ready to sue me if I make any wrong moves.

At this point I’m kind of afraid to answer my phone anymore b/c I’m scared someone might get my address and come to my house. I think what I will do is just mail it to her house in Beverly Hills tomorrow and hope it gets to her.

Anyway, I scanned the license and the credit card for you guys to see just for kicks. I blacked out her street address b/c I don't know what kind of trouble I can get into and I have to be careful!

The black card is cancelled, but it would have been nice to have a night of unlimited spending on Lindsay Lohan for Liz's 24th birthday!

http://www.snopes.com/movies/graphics/lohancard.jpg

le source (http://www.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=next_topic;f=30;t=002227;go=old er)

Willstar
12-13-2004, 11:56 PM
LOL.

Doctor Manhattan
12-13-2004, 11:58 PM
Yeah I saw this.

I've come to the conclusion that the celebrities potrayed by the media as "bad girls" or whatever rarely do anything like this. It's usually the "nice" ones that do shit like this.

So, in conclusion, Lindsay Lohan is not a cocaine fiend... but Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson & Mandy Moore are.

Thank you.

Ryan
12-14-2004, 12:18 AM
LOL, this is good.

Joe
12-14-2004, 12:50 AM
Haha, this is great. Wether it's the truth or not though is arguable. Maybe she was keeping it for a friend... :shifty: .

User Name
12-14-2004, 12:56 AM
It's good, but it's fake. Someone ran the DL and it didn't check out.

Vampire
12-14-2004, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Cameron@Dec 13 2004, 04:56 PM
It's good, but it's fake. Someone ran the DL and it didn't check out.
...or maybe they erased the information... :shifty:

Doctor Manhattan
12-14-2004, 01:05 AM
You shall rot in hell, Vampire, for suggesting that the all-mighty titty goddess Lindsay Lohan snorts cocaine.

User Name
12-14-2004, 01:18 AM
Another thing to note, as well: Linsday's middle name is Morgan, not Dee.

... Do you ever get the feeling that people intentionally make mistakes like that just to waste their time researching it?

TeMpEsT
12-14-2004, 02:13 AM
Pretty fucking funny, real or fake.

Jila
12-14-2004, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by TeMpEsT@Dec 13 2004, 07:13 PM
Pretty fucking funny, real or fake.
agreed.


Supposedly Lindsay was freaked out by the whole thing and was crying hysterically
yeah, i highly doubt they would tell her shes crying hysterically

peripeteia
12-14-2004, 12:03 PM
ROFL.

Evi
12-14-2004, 01:30 PM
Lol! I think it's fake but anyway, it's funny.

Razan
12-14-2004, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by fieke@Dec 14 2004, 01:30 PM
Lol! I think it's fake but anyway, it's funny.
Me too :lol:

FreeYourMind
12-14-2004, 06:20 PM
I don't know, I'm always to lazy to read those long articels,
But something with lindsay and cocaine? HAHA.

Soulcrasher-X
12-14-2004, 06:53 PM
LOL , fucking funny :lol:

Glenn
12-14-2004, 10:03 PM
:lol:

Jae
12-15-2004, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by Casey@Dec 13 2004, 07:05 PM
You shall rot in hell, Vampire, for suggesting that the all-mighty titty goddess Lindsay Lohan snorts cocaine.
YOU = :lol: :lol:

Anthony.
12-15-2004, 01:26 AM
Most likely fake.

Doctor Manhattan
12-15-2004, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Avenger@Dec 14 2004, 07:26 PM
Most likely fake.
Thank you Captain Obvious. :P

adelleda
12-15-2004, 09:45 PM
Best thing I've read all day. Too bad it's fake