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Kęton
12-08-2004, 09:43 PM
Taken from shortnews.com:
The Pennsylvania attorney general's office filed a lawsuit against two operators of an online university after it was found that a house cat was awarded a bachelor's degree.

Two brothers who operated the Trinity Southern University in Texas as well as a cellular company were named in the lawsuit. Investigators submitted the cat's resume' which listed babysitting and retail management as his experience.

The university, which offers no classes, found the animal eligible for a master of business administration degree along with transcripts showing a 3.5 GPA. The investigators paid the university $299.00 for the phony degree.

Source: hosted.ap.org (http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BOGUS_DEGREES_LAWSUIT?SITE=MOSPL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT)

:lol:!!!

I found this to be pretty hilarious!

User Name
12-08-2004, 09:59 PM
dot dot dot

Leslie
12-08-2004, 09:59 PM
Smart kitty. :lol:

Glenn
12-09-2004, 01:06 AM
:mellow: :lol:

Jila
12-09-2004, 01:28 AM
:lol:

wow, humans have developed so well.

Mechanical Christ
12-09-2004, 01:31 AM
The fuck? :mellow:



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Whimsicality
12-09-2004, 02:03 AM
They shouldn't have filed a lawsuit!!!

Paul
12-09-2004, 02:51 AM
dot

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fucking

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That the hell is this world coming too :lol:

Soulcrasher-X
12-09-2004, 10:27 AM
Originally posted by PyRoMaNiaK@Dec 9 2004, 01:28 AM
:lol:

wow, humans have developed so well.
:lol:

Im sure that the kitty's IQ is higher than the brothers one :lol:

peripeteia
12-09-2004, 11:40 AM
the cat's got at least got a higher GPA than me. :lol:

El Postwhore
12-09-2004, 06:11 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/JoeProko/silence.gif

Friggin hilarious :lol:

erasethepain
12-10-2004, 01:54 AM
That's sad. A cat has accomplished more than half the people I know.