View Full Version : Man Tries to Convert Lions to Jesus
TeMpEsT
11-04-2004, 03:10 AM
TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.
Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
Watch the video on it. :lol:
EDIT: You need the link? Don't you?
Link (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422)
The dumb bastard deserved what he got :lol:
Poor lions, being subjected to that. :lol:
Yeah, I feel sorrier for the lions myself.
Mechanical Christ
11-04-2004, 08:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
+ / –
11-04-2004, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
...
Exactly.
Garfield
11-04-2004, 12:55 PM
I feel sorry for the lions. That idiot was pressuring them. Animals have the right to chose the religion they want :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
by the way, people do stupid things in the name of religion, but if thre is a god I don't think he apriciates crap like that. he is just laughing up there thinking how stupid people can get
Damn, Is that man crazy or just dumb?
Link04
11-04-2004, 03:29 PM
:mellow:
What can I say? I apologize on account of my entire religion? :lol: We have our idiots too like everyone else.
This is just WEIRD though.
rosanna
11-04-2004, 03:40 PM
why is it that christians can't leave anyone alone? they always have to try to convert people to christianity. how stupid. just be happy that you are a christian and get over it that the rest of the world isn't. people are so naive. did that guy really expect the lions to listen to him?
Link04
11-04-2004, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by rosanna1114@Nov 4 2004, 04:40 PM
why is it that christians can't leave anyone alone? they always have to try to convert people to christianity. how stupid. just be happy that you are a christian and get over it that the rest of the world isn't. people are so naive. did that guy really expect the lions to listen to him?
Now now...no need to generalize. I never try to convert people. I'll debate, sure, but I've never tried to convert anyone.
wtf is going on with the animal tortureing. I just saw in discovery , some idiot who was chaseing crocs..... this is even worse...
im not in some green peace thing but i feel sorry for the poor animals.
I was watching the news yesterday, and it had a christian guy on, and he said that christians make better decisions as opposed to unfaithfull people and atheists.
Looking at this as an example, i would say he was wrong.
Garfield
11-04-2004, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Uncle_Raj@Nov 4 2004, 11:04 PM
I was watching the news yesterday, and it had a christian guy on, and he said that christians make better decisions as opposed to unfaithfull people and atheists.
Looking at this as an example, i would say he was wrong.
yeah, right. they just brag about their religion, but they burned witches, foght wars, and did you know that the KKK is a Christian organization, saiz so on their site
http://www.kkkk.net/ikuk/20reasons.html
speaking of KKK, check out this b**l S**t
http://www.teenadviceonline.org/archive/26869.html
I think KKK is one of the biggest craps ever made in this f***ked up universe
adelleda
11-05-2004, 12:14 AM
:lol: What the hell was he thinking?
Unforgiver
11-05-2004, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
your message didn't get filtered UndeadMasta, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
What that guy did was kinda stupid/********. Even though I am catholic, how can someone make a lion believe in Jesus or God?
EDIT:holy sh#t, my message got filtered, I said stupid/r e t ar d e d, and UNdead Master said f*ck and his message didn't get filtered, LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Chris(tmas)
11-05-2004, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by UN4G!V3R+Nov 6 2004, 12:40 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UN4G!V3R @ Nov 6 2004, 12:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
your message didn't get filtered UndeadMasta, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
What that guy did was kinda stupid/********. Even though I am catholic, how can someone make a lion believe in Jesus or God?
EDIT:holy sh#t, my message got filtered, I said stupid/r e t ar d e d, and UNdead Master said f*ck and his message didn't get filtered, LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
So? This was posted in the Announcement forums.. not big deal :wth:
Originally posted by UN4G!V3R+Nov 5 2004, 05:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UN4G!V3R @ Nov 5 2004, 05:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
your message didn't get filtered UndeadMasta, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
What that guy did was kinda stupid/********. Even though I am catholic, how can someone make a lion believe in Jesus or God?
EDIT:holy sh#t, my message got filtered, I said stupid/r e t ar d e d, and UNdead Master said f*ck and his message didn't get filtered, LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
bad words don't get censored. re*tarded does....therefore, you're warned because we still do not tolerate the use of that word.
Originally posted by UN4G!V3R+Nov 5 2004, 08:10 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UN4G!V3R @ Nov 5 2004, 08:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
your message didn't get filtered UndeadMasta, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
What that guy did was kinda stupid/********. Even though I am catholic, how can someone make a lion believe in Jesus or God?
EDIT:holy sh#t, my message got filtered, I said stupid/r e t ar d e d, and UNdead Master said f*ck and his message didn't get filtered, LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
"retarded" is filtered out for a reason. it's extremely offensive to people who have mental/physical disabilities or those of which know the same people. you're warned, read the rules. and i don't care if it bleeped it out, you just confessed you used it in a slanderous way. don't do it again.
Maëlle
11-05-2004, 10:50 PM
Christianism just lost all of its credibility to me! :lol:
Chris(tmas)
11-05-2004, 10:55 PM
Mark, Todd: Does this means he's warned twice?
If so, that would be awesome if you guys didnt noticed :lol:
Originally posted by Chris@Nov 5 2004, 08:25 PM
Mark, Todd: Does this means he's warned twice?
If so, that would be awesome if you guys didnt noticed :lol:
:lol:, quiet you. Only one warning.
Damn your speed, Todd. :lol:
:mellow: ..... :lol:
That is one strange guy.
Somebody needs to go to a mental hospital.
Glenn
11-06-2004, 02:20 AM
'Jesus will save that man's life'
:lol:
Mechanical Christ
11-06-2004, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by UN4G!V3R+Nov 5 2004, 11:40 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UN4G!V3R @ Nov 5 2004, 11:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
your message didn't get filtered UndeadMasta, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
What that guy did was kinda stupid/********. Even though I am catholic, how can someone make a lion believe in Jesus or God?
EDIT:holy sh#t, my message got filtered, I said stupid/r e t ar d e d, and UNdead Master said f*ck and his message didn't get filtered, LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
HER. HER MESSAGE.
+ / –
11-06-2004, 11:52 AM
Originally posted by UndeadMaster+Nov 6 2004, 09:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UndeadMaster @ Nov 6 2004, 09:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -UN4G!V3R@Nov 5 2004, 11:40 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
your message didn't get filtered UndeadMasta, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
What that guy did was kinda stupid/********. Even though I am catholic, how can someone make a lion believe in Jesus or God?
EDIT:holy sh#t, my message got filtered, I said stupid/r e t ar d e d, and UNdead Master said f*ck and his message didn't get filtered, LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HER. HER MESSAGE. [/b][/quote]
LOL.
My thoughts: Had he tried to convert the lion to Buddhism, he would not be hurt.
Just kidding.
I still don't agree with Christianity, but I enjoy it for the sake of people like this. There's also this talk show on television that is practically the same. You get crazy people asking "I was with God, but now I'm a witch. Does God still love me?"
It's all bull.
Debus
11-06-2004, 11:53 AM
What a complete and utter fuck wit :lol: Ah well,, he should have know better to try and convert an animal to religion lol
:lol: LMAO. What a fucking eejit.
goso88
11-06-2004, 05:38 PM
Ok, he just couldn't have been serious, otherwise he'd really be crazy.
Someone tried to convert me once. I had no idea what was going on either I was like.. Ten. My Mom was pissed lol.
Unforgiver
11-06-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by UndeadMaster+Nov 6 2004, 09:36 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UndeadMaster @ Nov 6 2004, 09:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -UN4G!V3R@Nov 5 2004, 11:40 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
your message didn't get filtered UndeadMasta, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
What that guy did was kinda stupid/********. Even though I am catholic, how can someone make a lion believe in Jesus or God?
EDIT:holy sh#t, my message got filtered, I said stupid/r e t ar d e d, and UNdead Master said f*ck and his message didn't get filtered, LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HER. HER MESSAGE. [/b][/quote]
ugh crap a warning... :argh: ..... :)
What do you eman by HER. HER MESSAGE? :mellow:
Mechanical Christ
11-08-2004, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by UN4G!V3R+Nov 6 2004, 10:35 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UN4G!V3R @ Nov 6 2004, 10:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -UndeadMaster@Nov 6 2004, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by -UN4G!V3R@Nov 5 2004, 11:40 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--UndeadMaster@Nov 4 2004, 09:57 AM
That. Is. FUCKING. STUPID.
That does it. I have been officially convinced that Christians would do stupid shit just to get convince somebody to a Christian, human or not.
From now one, any Christian tries to give that shit to me, I'm gonna bite him in the fucking leg.
your message didn't get filtered UndeadMasta, LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:
What that guy did was kinda stupid/********. Even though I am catholic, how can someone make a lion believe in Jesus or God?
EDIT:holy sh#t, my message got filtered, I said stupid/r e t ar d e d, and UNdead Master said f*ck and his message didn't get filtered, LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
HER. HER MESSAGE.
ugh crap a warning... :argh: ..... :)
What do you eman by HER. HER MESSAGE? :mellow: [/b][/quote]
NOT HIS MESSAGE. HER MESSAGE. :angry:
"Oh yeah, it's all thanks to Jesus the lions were already fed, so he didn't get hurt much, thank God for that" :rolleyes:
x3r09
11-10-2004, 01:02 AM
I don't think that this dude was really trying to convert lions as much as he did it for a publicity stunt... cause i honestly don't think that any Christian is possibly that "misinformed" or stupid...
User Name
11-10-2004, 04:57 AM
You never know, x3ro. I've seen some pretty stupid people in my life.
Link04
11-10-2004, 08:12 PM
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
Rather Red
11-10-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Link04+Nov 4 2004, 05:05 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Link04 @ Nov 4 2004, 05:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--rosanna1114@Nov 4 2004, 04:40 PM
why is it that christians can't leave anyone alone?* they always have to try to convert people to christianity.* how stupid.* just be happy that you are a christian and get over it that the rest of the world isn't.* people are so naive.* did that guy really expect the lions to listen to him?
Now now...no need to generalize. I never try to convert people. I'll debate, sure, but I've never tried to convert anyone. [/b][/quote]
Yes, generalizations cause wars. They cause racism. They cause hate. Generalizations are illegal, or at least they should be.
Unforgiver
11-11-2004, 03:18 AM
Originally posted by UndeadMaster@Nov 8 2004, 08:38 AM
"Oh yeah, it's all thanks to Jesus the lions were already fed, so he didn't get hurt much, thank God for that" :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol: lmfao :lol: :lol:
P.S.:oh I get it now what you mean by "her message".
Unforgiver
11-11-2004, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by Boo@Nov 11 2004, 04:18 AM
hahahahahaha
dumb-ass
LMAO.
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