Will
01-26-2003, 03:28 AM
Sing to the tune of "If You're Happy And You Know It." This was on Otep's journal, and was orignally posted on the LPU by bENEATHmYwINGS.
Before you read this understand that I am neutral in this whole war thing; I'm neither for it nor against it, so don't take offence. I just found it hilarious. :lol:
"If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the "turrorists" are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he has,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
The economy keeps shrinking,
Your approval rates decreasing,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To scare the "evil-doers", bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
All their warheads were empty,
But that's all the proof we need,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
Ignore sovereign borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq."
Before you read this understand that I am neutral in this whole war thing; I'm neither for it nor against it, so don't take offence. I just found it hilarious. :lol:
"If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the "turrorists" are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he has,
And he tried to kill your dad,
Bomb Iraq.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
The economy keeps shrinking,
Your approval rates decreasing,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
To scare the "evil-doers", bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
All their warheads were empty,
But that's all the proof we need,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
Ignore sovereign borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq."