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Omar A
07-09-2004, 05:01 AM
Jessica the Genius?

Jessica Simpson gets catty and cozy, when she poses for next month's Vanity Fair. But does America's favorite "Newlywed" play up her role as a ditzy blonde for the cameras? In the article, Editor Krista Smith writes that Jessica may actually have an IQ up there with Albert Einstein.

In fact, Jessica's mom says her daughter's IQ is in the 160s. "The genius IQ is from Tina Simpson," Smith revealed. "I do think the ditziness is played up a bit on MTV. I think it's edited in a very clever way."

But Jessica's TV ratings are what MTV keeps track of. And the network is extremely pleased with the success of her show, which is now in its second season.

And although Simpson is famous for her revealing outfits and sexy videos, when she married husband Nick Lachey, Jessica was a virgin. "She did say that her decision to keep her virginity was more of a traditional thing," Smith told us. "Her belief in God did have something to do with it, but it wasn't entirely motivated by that."

But since she's tried it, Simpson reveals that she likes it. So is a baby next? "No babies," Simpson insisted. "I am definitely not pregnant."

You can read more about Jessica Simpson when Vanity Fair hits newsstands on July 13th.

:mellow:

Will
07-09-2004, 05:11 AM
I knew the whole time she was smart. She's not an idiot.

enfestid
07-09-2004, 05:21 AM
A 160 IQ?! BWHWHWHWHWHWHAHA!


Played up? Maybe a little. Anywhere near 160 IQ? Doubt it.

EDIT: BTW, 160 is good... check it: http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20031016.html

Ander
07-09-2004, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by enfestid@Jul 8 2004, 09:21 PM
A 160 IQ?! BWHWHWHWHWHWHAHA!


Played up? Maybe a little. Anywhere near 160 IQ? Doubt it.

EDIT: BTW, 160 is good... check it: http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20031016.html
That was in the 5th grade (I heard on Access Hollywood). Which was like 10 years ago. People change.

Mechanical Christ
07-09-2004, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by Omar A@Jul 9 2004, 05:01 AM


In fact, Jessica's mom says her daughter's IQ is in the 160s. "The genius IQ is from Tina Simpson," Smith revealed. "I do think the ditziness is played up a bit on MTV. I think it's edited in a very clever way."


Yeah right.

Trish
07-09-2004, 09:42 AM
I bet she took the IQ test and picked random answers.

Mark
07-09-2004, 10:45 AM
160 is amazing. You would need one hell of a lot of luck to score a 160.

Leeuwnie
07-09-2004, 10:52 AM
160 is just impossible... ok.. Maybe she's a little smarter then on the show. But 160 is just too much :lol:

Rocky_girl
07-09-2004, 11:06 AM
She isn't dumb but ...she acts like a dumb kid!! :whistle:

enfestid
07-09-2004, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by superxero88+Jul 9 2004, 05:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (superxero88 @ Jul 9 2004, 05:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--enfestid@Jul 8 2004, 09:21 PM
A 160 IQ?&#33; BWHWHWHWHWHWHAHA&#33;


Played up? Maybe a little. Anywhere near 160 IQ? Doubt it.

EDIT: BTW, 160 is good... check it: http://ask.yahoo.com/ask/20031016.html
That was in the 5th grade (I heard on Access Hollywood). Which was like 10 years ago. People change. [/b][/quote]
Wait, they said she had a 160 IQ in 5th grade? That&#39;s even more unbelievable&#33; :lol:

Rocky_girl
07-09-2004, 02:05 PM
5th grade??? :huh: I&#39;m sorry but that&#39;s really UNbelievable..&#33;&#33;&#33; :argh:

Link04
07-09-2004, 04:14 PM
Yea, this makes perfect sense. Oh, and by the way, I&#39;m the grand high exalted Pooba of a remote sub-aisian tribe.

Leeuwnie
07-09-2004, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Link04@Jul 9 2004, 05:14 PM
Yea, this makes perfect sense. Oh, and by the way, I&#39;m the grand high exalted Pooba of a remote sub-aisian tribe.
The what? :huh:

Omar
07-09-2004, 06:11 PM
Has the thought ever occured that maybe stupidity runs in the family and her mother read the results wrong? :lol:

enfestid
07-09-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Omar@Jul 9 2004, 06:11 PM
Has the thought ever occured that maybe stupidity runs in the family and her mother read the results wrong? :lol:
Yeah, she jut had the paper upside down. It was really 019 :lol:

(6 upside down, for anyone who says "9?"...)

Justin V.
07-09-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by enfestid+Jul 9 2004, 06:14 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (enfestid @ Jul 9 2004, 06:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Omar@Jul 9 2004, 06:11 PM
Has the thought ever occured that maybe stupidity runs in the family and her mother read the results wrong? :lol:
Yeah, she jut had the paper upside down. It was really 019 :lol:

(6 upside down, for anyone who says "9?"...) [/b][/quote]
Wouldn&#39;t that be 091? 019 upside down is 610.

Todd
07-09-2004, 07:05 PM
I dont care what her mom says...anyone who doesn&#39;t know what Tuna is doesn&#39;t have an IQ in the triple digits. :lol:

Dedicated
07-09-2004, 07:18 PM
:lol:


On &#39;Newlyweds&#39; she looks pretty dumb :lol:



They must have to play off her smartness ALOT :lol:

enfestid
07-09-2004, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Dedicated@Jul 9 2004, 07:18 PM
:lol:


On &#39;Newlyweds&#39; she looks pretty dumb :lol:



They must have to play off her smartness ALOT :lol:
Hey man, it&#39;s hard being a genius&#33;

...if she can even spell the word.

:lol:

|2awk.Star -- yeah, sorry, I put down the wrong order.

$pvcxGhxztCasey
07-09-2004, 07:37 PM
I must be the only one that thinks she&#39;s faking her stupid persona on TV.

Dedicated
07-09-2004, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Casey@Jul 9 2004, 07:37 PM
I must be the only one that thinks she&#39;s faking her stupid persona on TV.
She may well be...

Leeuwnie
07-09-2004, 07:54 PM
Maybe she&#39;s not faking it... But just doing it a little extra &#39;cuz she thinks it&#39;s funny...

Link04
07-09-2004, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Leonie+Jul 9 2004, 05:49 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Leonie @ Jul 9 2004, 05:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Link04@Jul 9 2004, 05:14 PM
Yea, this makes perfect sense. Oh, and by the way, I&#39;m the grand high exalted Pooba of a remote sub-aisian tribe.
The what? :huh: [/b][/quote]
a.k.a. leader :rolleyes:

enfestid
07-09-2004, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Casey@Jul 9 2004, 07:37 PM
I must be the only one that thinks she&#39;s faking her stupid persona on TV.
Well, I just don&#39;t see it. There&#39;s no credibility to the assumption that she&#39;s faking it... I see no reason to believe it. I mean, if she were really faking it then why on Earth would her mom reveal this? Sounds to me like she&#39;s trying to defend her daughter. Don&#39;t you think that if they were going for ratings and such by making her "play" dumb that they wouldn&#39;t want to reveal that she&#39;s not dumb?

$pvcxGhxztCasey
07-09-2004, 08:28 PM
Maybe her mom is dumb and let is slip?

Although I can say, Ashlee seems alot smarter than both of them combined.

Will
07-09-2004, 08:30 PM
Her IQ probably isn&#39;t 160, but she isn&#39;t dumb. I&#39;d say it&#39;s around 125 or so. Even Nick has said that Jessica played dumb a lot.

$pvcxGhxztCasey
07-09-2004, 08:35 PM
I think Nick is more of an idiot than Jessica, but that&#39;s just me.

enfestid
07-09-2004, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Casey@Jul 9 2004, 08:28 PM
Maybe her mom is dumb and let is slip?

Although I can say, Ashlee seems alot smarter than both of them combined.
Ashlee doesn&#39;t seem smart at all, IMO... I&#39;ve only watched a couple of her shows, though.

Will
07-09-2004, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by enfestid+Jul 9 2004, 03:48 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (enfestid @ Jul 9 2004, 03:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Casey@Jul 9 2004, 08:28 PM
Maybe her mom is dumb and let is slip?

Although I can say, Ashlee seems alot smarter than both of them combined.
Ashlee doesn&#39;t seem smart at all, IMO... I&#39;ve only watched a couple of her shows, though. [/b][/quote]
She&#39;s not terribly smart, but she is pretty smart.

In my opinion, a lot of the lyrics she writes are actually really good. (She writes most of her lyrics herself.)

emmmers
07-09-2004, 09:20 PM
But since she&#39;s tried it, Simpson reveals that she likes it.
That was the dumbest sentence I&#39;ve ever heard, I mean who wouldn&#39;t enjoy it? Maybe its the writer of that article that has intelligence issues. :lol:

enfestid
07-09-2004, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Will+Jul 9 2004, 08:54 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Will @ Jul 9 2004, 08:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by -enfestid@Jul 9 2004, 03:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Casey@Jul 9 2004, 08:28 PM
Maybe her mom is dumb and let is slip?

Although I can say, Ashlee seems alot smarter than both of them combined.
Ashlee doesn&#39;t seem smart at all, IMO... I&#39;ve only watched a couple of her shows, though.
She&#39;s not terribly smart, but she is pretty smart.

In my opinion, a lot of the lyrics she writes are actually really good. (She writes most of her lyrics herself.) [/b][/quote]
I guess we&#39;re just gonna have to agree to disagree, lol :)

I can&#39;t stand her lyrics at all, either. They&#39;re so simple and plain (not to mention vague)... I mean, Linkin Park doesn&#39;t have the best lyrics in the world, either, IMO, but her&#39;s are just below par.

$pvcxGhxztCasey
07-09-2004, 10:35 PM
They&#39;re typical lyrics that any girl her age would write. Can&#39;t blame her.

Pieces Of Me is catchy, though.

enfestid
07-09-2004, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Casey@Jul 9 2004, 10:35 PM
They&#39;re typical lyrics that any girl her age would write. Can&#39;t blame her.

Pieces Of Me is catchy, though.
There we go, that&#39;s what I was trying to say.

I don&#39;t really see much difference between her and Hillary Duff, to be honest. I mean, I know they&#39;re different, but it&#39;s like their out of the same vein.

$pvcxGhxztCasey
07-09-2004, 10:39 PM
one is hot, the other isn&#39;t.

:P

enfestid
07-09-2004, 11:05 PM
What are you talking about?&#33; They&#39;re both hot&#33; :wub:

:lol:

$pvcxGhxztCasey
07-09-2004, 11:05 PM
Hilary ain&#39;t my type.

Ashlee :wub:

Will
07-09-2004, 11:12 PM
:lol:

Ander
07-09-2004, 11:19 PM
http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUpload/701314-Full.jpg

:wub:

$pvcxGhxztCasey
07-09-2004, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by superxero88@Jul 9 2004, 06:19 PM
http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUpload/701314-Full.jpg

:wub:
MORE.

PM ME MORE.

:wub: :wub: :wub:

Will
07-09-2004, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by superxero88@Jul 9 2004, 06:19 PM
http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUpload/701314-Full.jpg

:wub:
:wub: :lol:

enfestid
07-09-2004, 11:23 PM
I&#39;ll take two, please.


:lol:

ass_kicker
07-10-2004, 12:59 PM
160? i dont think so. :lol:

Goofy
07-12-2004, 11:45 AM
i think she is smarter than she acts but 160 i dont think that is possible.

enfestid
07-12-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Goofy@Jul 12 2004, 11:45 AM
i think she is smarter than she acts but 160 i dont think that is possible.
Now that I could go with. Perhaps a tad smarter than she acts, but I don&#39;t think she&#39;s smart. Not 160 smart... that&#39;s "superior" intelligence. She&#39;d be on par with Abe Lincoln and a few philisophers (sp?).

Anya
07-12-2004, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Will+Jul 9 2004, 06:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Will @ Jul 9 2004, 06:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--superxero88@Jul 9 2004, 06:19 PM
http://www.mcarecords.com/MCAImageUpload/701314-Full.jpg

:wub:
:wub: :lol: [/b][/quote]
I have to admit. Ashlee is pretty. ;)

enfestid
07-12-2004, 04:40 PM
Like you wouldn&#39;t admit it?

:lol:

;)