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Willstar
06-09-2004, 05:37 AM
Okay, this is the second part of "The Most Serious Poem Ever." If you never read it, too bad. Here it goes!
"The Second Most Serious Poem Ever"
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake
Please comment!!!
The Modfather
06-09-2004, 05:42 AM
OMG!!! THAT IS AMAZING! Simply your best work yet Will, I can't believe the skill that went into that.
I love the "roses are red" line, 'cause that's like so true. Because if red roses weren't red, then what color would they be? I mean wtf.
Dr. Octagonapus
06-09-2004, 06:29 AM
Wow man, that flowed so eloquently! That's like the most awesome thing ever! :lol:
ass_kicker
06-09-2004, 11:10 AM
very deep. i like the line 'ill #### you with a rake', because its so realistic. you know, its just thoughtful... it tells us a lot about this world. :lol: it rocks will :lol:
Messy Marj
06-09-2004, 12:07 PM
:o Will, do you know that you are very talented. I mean very talented! *jealous, jealous* :chemist:
ROFL :lol:
Will rules :lol:
Leones
06-09-2004, 01:19 PM
whahahaha.......*can't stop laughing*
ROFL, Will you're a very lovely poemwriter. :lol:
Mr. Benzedrine
06-09-2004, 01:57 PM
:o .............. :rawk:
Ppr:Kut
06-09-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Derek@Jun 9 2004, 06:42 AM
OMG!!! THAT IS AMAZING! Simply your best work yet Will, I can't believe the skill that went into that.
I love the "roses are red" line, 'cause that's like so true. Because if red roses weren't red, then what color would they be? I mean wtf.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
best poem I've ever read :P
Jamie
06-09-2004, 06:06 PM
WILL....THE MAN IS A LEG-END
Willstar
06-09-2004, 06:27 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
wait, how exactly do you fuck someone with a rake?
Jamie
06-09-2004, 06:43 PM
Do you honestly want to know? :wth:
Originally posted by .Broken Fist@Jun 9 2004, 09:43 AM
Do you honestly want to know? :wth:
um.. youre right, nevermind :wth:
Even thinking about getting ####ed with a rake makes me queasy. Seriously just think about it- Ouch. >_<
Originally posted by PyRoMaNiaK@Jun 9 2004, 12:37 PM
wait, how exactly do you fuck someone with a rake?
omg I cant believe you actually had to ask that :x :lol:
Originally posted by Todd+Jun 9 2004, 11:46 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Todd @ Jun 9 2004, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--PyRoMaNiaK@Jun 9 2004, 12:37 PM
wait, how exactly do you fuck someone with a rake?
omg I cant believe you actually had to ask that :x :lol: [/b][/quote]
man, i cant stop thinking about it :'(
Andrea
06-09-2004, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Will@Jun 9 2004, 12:37 AM
I'll fuck you with a rake
That would seriously hurt. :lol:
Alacrity
06-09-2004, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by EastCoastPunk+Jun 9 2004, 05:59 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (EastCoastPunk @ Jun 9 2004, 05:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Will@Jun 9 2004, 12:37 AM
I'll fuck you with a rake [/b][/quote]
That was SO an unchristian comment. :o I'm telling Jesus on you, and he's not gonna love you anymore
:wth:
Just kidding. Another great poem, Will!!!! :P
BroknSolace
06-10-2004, 02:58 AM
yea...absolutly amazing... :mellow:
Glenn
06-10-2004, 02:58 AM
I don't get it. People give you more sarcastic comments about that poem than actual comments for me. :'( IM SO JELOUS!
:lol: :lol: Just Kidding
:lol: :lol: Very funny poem. I expected to see a serious poem and just started laughing when I saw that.
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