How Lp can be used in everday life

[Mechanical Christ]

in these mundane situations, relate em to LP!:
During a blackout: Why does it feel like night today

Talking to a wall in the mental hospital : ShUT UP WHEN I"M TALKING TO YOU!!

Taking out the trash : Take everything, from the inside, and throw it all awaaaayy...

Builder building the Great wall of china falling off : One minute you're on top, next you're not, watch you drop, making your heart stop just before you hit the floor...

Teacher to her noisy class: No! hear me out now! you're gonna listen to me like it or not, right now!!

girl standing on chair, speaking to a cockcroach: Get away from MEEE!!

if pins and needles occurs: "i've become so numb...i can't feel you there"

Algebra homework: I tried so hard, and got so far, in the end, it doesn't even matter....

In school: i wanna be in another place

Excuse for handing up homework late : I can't rely on myself


I'll put more if I can recall them. Feel free to add your own, God knows what we all could do with a few laughs.



(I have a feeling It's gonna be closed. or moved. but who cares for now.)

[Messy Marj]

ROFL :lol:

[Franifer]

What about a person just about to drop off a wall and they're only holding on teh wall by like, one hand :

I can't hold on,....it's all too much to take in....

[Mr. Benzedrine]

Originally posted by UndeadSpectre@May 27 2004, 01:57 PM
Teacher to her noisy class: No! hear me out now! you're gonna listen to me like it or not, right now!!


Thats my favourite one. :lol:

[Phantom Duck]

Good ones, but i still prefer the parodies :P

[Glenn]

Today, I had to make my own website in comp-lit. I started to make a fan site about Linkin Park. :P

[linktolinkinpark]

These are really funny. :P Hey how about:

Someone paralyzed laying one the ground after falling off their weelchair or whatever: I can't feel, the way I did before...

lol, ok, so it's kinda mean, but you have to admit, its funny

[X-angel-X]

Someone paralyzed laying one the ground after falling off their weelchair or whatever: I can't feel, the way I did before...

LoL.. i like this one =P :rawk:

[Glenn]

If someone has brain surgery

"...and open up my mind"


A science teacher starts rapping randomly to his/her class:
I watch how the moon sits in the sky
On a dark night, shining with the light from the sun
But the sun doesn’t give the light to the moon
Assuming the moon’s gonna owe it one

[Mechanical Christ]

Boy who dirtied living room wall, has to repaint it: I'll paint it on the walls, cuz i'm the one at fault....