No...no...and very no.

[TeMpEsT]

Ice-T Producing David Hasselhoff Rap Album
By Nolan Strong
Date: 5/21/2004 11:08 AM

Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills – David Hasselhoff. Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80’s action television show “Knight Rider” and the worldwide hit “Bay Watch” are working on a rap album.
After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."
"The man is a legend and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told UK newspaper The Sun.
Hasselhoff, 51, is more than just a television actor. He is also a mega-star in Austria and Germany. He has released seven albums and the most recent, My America, went as high as #11 on the Austrian charts."The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.
Hip-Hop has had an unofficial relationship with David Hasselhoff for numerous years. The theme music to “Knight Rider” has been sampled by various rappers over the years.

Just no. -_-

[PauletteEMLPGC]

Haha, I heard this on the radio at work last week. I was shocked but then couldn't stop laughing.

[Willstar]

Good Lord.

The next thing you know, we are going to have Ricard Cheney and Bill Clinton out there as a rap duo.

Ugh.

[Ander]

:lol: First Randy Savage, now David Hasselhoff

[Joe]

I heared about this the other day, i didnt know wether to laugh or cry...


I did both, laughed until the point of tears. :lol:

[Doctor Manhattan]

I'd buy a Bill Clinton rap CD.

[Ander]

Originally posted by Casey@May 26 2004, 02:34 PM
I'd buy a Bill Clinton rap CD.
Yea, Bill Clinton gets all da' hoez. :lol:

[Doctor Manhattan]

Originally posted by superxero88+May 26 2004, 04:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (superxero88 @ May 26 2004, 04:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Casey@May 26 2004, 02:34 PM
I'd buy a Bill Clinton rap CD.
Yea, Bill Clinton gets all da' hoez. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Monica Lewinski wasn't all that bad looking.

Well, better than Hilary Clinton.

[LPNeSSRGB]

Now that's just scary. :mellow:

[Todd]

Originally posted by LPNeSSRGB@May 26 2004, 05:41 PM
Now that's just scary. :mellow:
What? The rap CD or saying Monica isn't bad looking? :lol:

I think William Hung should try a rap CD :lol:

[The Modfather]

Just when I thought I couldn't find anything worse then William Hung, this comes by and surprizes me.

[Sylar]

I dont understand why record labels are turning the music industry into such a joke, if he gets on the billboard 100 ill kill myself :lol:

[TeMpEsT]

Originally posted by superxero88@May 26 2004, 10:23 PM
:lol: First Randy Savage, now David Hasselhoff
And that's when you file bankruptcy.

[coley8605]

i think the fact that he's 51, alone, would be enough to scare Ice off... and yet that was probably one of the big attractions. 51 years old and STILL pimpin'.

[Alacrity]

Originally posted by coley8605@May 26 2004, 07:29 PM
i think the fact that he's 51, alone, would be enough to scare Ice off... and yet that was probably one of the big attractions. 51 years old and STILL pimpin'.
Fo rizzle :lol:


Wow, that's just wrong. Scary wrong. :wth:

[Whimsicality]

Wouldn't it be funny if it ended up kicking ass?

[Willstar]

Originally posted by twicethetrouble@May 26 2004, 08:30 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if it ended up kicking ass?
:lol:

[Maëlle]

Okay.... and in ten years it'll be Bush who'll do a Rap album (If he's still alive)

[Anthony.]

It proves one thing : talent isn't needed to succeed in rap music. You only have to behave like a pimp :lol: .

[Hybrid_Bunny]

Maybe all the publicity (if any) surrounding this will prompt a Baywatch reunion. :lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Maëlle@May 26 2004, 08:51 PM
Okay.... and in ten years it'll be Bush who'll do a Rap album (If he's still alive)
I can see Bush's rap cd now.

I gotz mah GOPz,
And mah Cheney 2 follow me,
Spent a quarta of a year,
Tryin to find some WMD's,
If you fill the world with terror,
Well you better run with fear,
Don't try to make us a parkin lot,
Or I'll get you f*cking shot..BIAATCH.

[LPNeSSRGB]

Originally posted by Derek+May 26 2004, 11:56 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Derek @ May 26 2004, 11:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Maëlle@May 26 2004, 08:51 PM
Okay.... and in ten years it'll be Bush who'll do a Rap album (If he's still alive)
I can see Bush's rap cd now.

I gotz mah GOPz,
And mah Cheney 2 follow me,
Spent a quarta of a year,
Tryin to find some WMD's,
If you fill the world with terror,
Well you better run with fear,
Don't try to make us a parkin lot,
Or I'll get you f*cking shot..BIAATCH. [/b][/quote]
LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by LPNeSSRGB+May 26 2004, 10:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (LPNeSSRGB @ May 26 2004, 10:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -Derek@May 26 2004, 11:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Maëlle@May 26 2004, 08:51 PM
Okay.... and in ten years it'll be Bush who'll do a Rap album (If he's still alive)
I can see Bush's rap cd now.

I gotz mah GOPz,
And mah Cheney 2 follow me,
Spent a quarta of a year,
Tryin to find some WMD's,
If you fill the world with terror,
Well you better run with fear,
Don't try to make us a parkin lot,
Or I'll get you f*cking shot..BIAATCH.
LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
Then the end of the song would be like..

"EASTSIDDEEEEE.
Big G. Dubya definetely in the house..bitchess...
Im gonna tone it down for a second and give my props to my homies in the senate, mad love yo.
Hahaha, and to that little b*tch Gore, I beat your ass foo..dont even try and speak my name because I aint got no love fo' your ass, hoe.
Peace!!!"

[LPNeSSRGB]

Originally posted by Derek+May 27 2004, 12:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Derek @ May 27 2004, 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -LPNeSSRGB@May 26 2004, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by -Derek@May 26 2004, 11:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Maëlle@May 26 2004, 08:51 PM
Okay.... and in ten years it'll be Bush who'll do a Rap album (If he's still alive)
I can see Bush's rap cd now.

I gotz mah GOPz,
And mah Cheney 2 follow me,
Spent a quarta of a year,
Tryin to find some WMD's,
If you fill the world with terror,
Well you better run with fear,
Don't try to make us a parkin lot,
Or I'll get you f*cking shot..BIAATCH.
LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Then the end of the song would be like..

"EASTSIDDEEEEE.
Big G. Dubya definetely in the house..bitchess...
Im gonna tone it down for a second and give my props to my homies in the senate, mad love yo.
Hahaha, and to that little b*tch Gore, I beat your ass foo..dont even try and speak my name because I aint got no love fo' your ass, hoe.
Peace!!!" [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That is just about perfect! Well done! :D

[Kæton]

It's stuff like this that makes me think I have a chance in the music business....

:mellow: :lol: :wth:

[Mr. Benzedrine]

Im looking forward to it. I need a good laugh. :lol:

[ass_kicker]

isnt he the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents who played in baywatch? :lol: man he's such an old guy.

[Whimsicality]

Originally posted by Derek+May 27 2004, 12:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Derek @ May 27 2004, 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by -LPNeSSRGB@May 26 2004, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by -Derek@May 26 2004, 11:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Maëlle@May 26 2004, 08:51 PM
Okay.... and in ten years it'll be Bush who'll do a Rap album (If he's still alive)
I can see Bush's rap cd now.

I gotz mah GOPz,
And mah Cheney 2 follow me,
Spent a quarta of a year,
Tryin to find some WMD's,
If you fill the world with terror,
Well you better run with fear,
Don't try to make us a parkin lot,
Or I'll get you f*cking shot..BIAATCH.
LMFAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Then the end of the song would be like..

"EASTSIDDEEEEE.
Big G. Dubya definetely in the house..bitchess...
Im gonna tone it down for a second and give my props to my homies in the senate, mad love yo.
Hahaha, and to that little b*tch Gore, I beat your ass foo..dont even try and speak my name because I aint got no love fo' your ass, hoe.
Peace!!!" [/b][/quote]
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Messy Marj]

MWUHAHAHAHAHA, David Hasselhoff?!!

*laughing my lungs out* :lol:

[Radical Dreamer]

Originally posted by Todd@May 26 2004, 10:45 PM
I think William Hung should try a rap CD :lol:
:lol: