George Bush's Answer: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. Al Gore's Answer: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. Bill Gates' Answer: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. Dr. Seuss' Answer: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! Ernest Hemingway's Answer: To die. In the rain. Alone. Grandpa's Answer: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. Aristotle's Answer: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. Karl Marx's Answer: It was a historical inevitability. Captain Kirk's Answer: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Bill Clinton's Answer: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? Albert Einstein's Answer: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? L.A.P.D.'s Answer: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out. Homer Simpson's Answer: It didn't. I was drinking beer with it at that time.