When They Ketchup To Me

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  1. Minus

    Minus I am not Mike Shinoda. LPA Addicted VIP

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    I am not pleased with my meal
    The fries that I'm chewing are tougher than steel
    I'm not a critic but this is unreal
    I'm not a chef but I can do better still
    I am not that hard to please
    But my fuckin' cheeseburger had no cheese
    I came to McDonald's and got so much grease
    And this fuckin' mayonnaise looks more like a sneeze
    Well it seems ugly, but it gets so much worse
    This meal took a big chunk outta my girl's purse
    'cause once you get a burger with all the works
    All the extra costs outweigh all the perks
    Well I'm not broke, just got no money
    I will not dance 'cause this food's too junky
    Definitely lazy and this food smells like skunk
    I better stop bitching, and start using ketchup mother fucker!

    And all the patrons say
    *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp*

    Overdid the ketchup mother fucker!
    *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp*

    Ronald says the Big Mac is burger perfection
    BK says the Whopper has no competition
    Wendy's says the Baconator's the only one
    Arby's says roast beef costs a mother fuckin' ton
    And I'm just a normal motherfucker that's hungry
    Orderin' 4 burgers and some fries and a coffee
    Wendy's coffee's underrated, and I can afford it
    I gladly sing its praises and I think they should record it

    I am getting a double stack
    On some toasted wheat
    You say I'm getting fat
    I'm just packin' meat
    This is where it's at
    It's a fuckin' treat
    Gainin' weight in my trunk

    Y'all better stop bitching' and pass the ketchup mother fucker!

    And all the patrons say
    *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp*

    Overdid the ketchup mother fucker!
    *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp*

    Can I get some bacon please?
    Bacon please?
    With my meal

    Can I get some bacon please?
    Bacon please?
    With my meal

    Can I get some bacon please?
    Bacon please?
    With my meal

    And all the patrons say
    *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp*

    Overdid the ketchup mother fucker!
    *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp*

    And all the patrons say
    *buuuuurp burp burp burp buuuurp burp burp. Buuurp burp burp burp burp buuuuurp*

    Overdid the ketchup mother fucker!

    Megaphone Brad: ¡Escúchame! La comida rápida es muy delicioso! Pasar la salsa de tomate! Los necesito para mis papas!
     
  2. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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    XD hahahhaha i love it XD
     
  3. Calvin

    Calvin The rhythm projects 'round the next sound... LPA VIP

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    I didn't know Gods walk among us until now.
     
  4. Minus

    Minus I am not Mike Shinoda. LPA Addicted VIP

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    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But now you know it
    I''m a God, baby!
     
    Last edited: May 24, 2012

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