Things you can say at XMas and Get Away With

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  1. Todd

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    Funneh :D

    1. Talk about a huge breast!

    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3. It's Cool Whip time!

    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at  once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

    19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
     
  2. Chris

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    lmao :lol: that was funny :D
     
  3. Anthony.

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    People are so perverted :D .

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    lol :lol:
     
  4. Nikki

    Nikki I have no idea what is going on LPA Super Member

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    I'm gonna say a few of those at dinner and see what happens =P

    Nice one, Todd XD
     
  5. Cal

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    ROFLMAO!
     
  6. Omar

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    THINGS NOT TO SAY:

    Thanks for giving me the breasts...oh and thanks for the food too lol

    okay that was corny :mellow:
     
  7. arT saveS

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    lol Todd those are great,
    Omar....lmfao :lol:


    Oh man I wish I was this humorous..
     
  8. Todd

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    woah, dont give me the credit :D

    i just copied and pasted from another message board, and he got it from somewhere else ;)
     
  9. arT saveS

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    Oh, oh well!! It's still as hysterical as the guys face in your avatar!

    Personally, I think MJackson looks like a chicken...
     
  10. Glenn

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    ROTGFLMFFALO
    (rolling on the goddam floor laughing my f*cking ass literally off)

    Mmmmm breasts.

    Uh....I mean the chicken.... ^_^
     
  11. Amy

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    :lol: :lol:

    I don't think I have ever said any of them.
     
  12. The Doctor

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    Neither have I, but Im going to start :lol:
     
  13. arT saveS

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    I'm gonna be saying #2 to everyone :p
     
  14. Phantom Duck

    Phantom Duck You are my detonator. LPA Super Member

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    I've tried these.
    NOT during the christmas season.
    :mellow:
     
  15. EvolutionaryFuse

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    Todd thos are genious, but i.ll have to wait till next christmas now ;) :lol:
     
  16. J-Flex

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    i would defenitly talk about the huge (.) (.)
    choice 1 !! :rolleyes:
     
  17. Alacrity

    Alacrity don't stop talking to me; i haven't been listening LPA Super Member

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    :lol: lmao, perverted, but funny
     
  18. Derek

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    I'll say all of these at the next family Christmas/Thanksgiving gathering.

    Thanks todd.
     
  19. Amy

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    That would be where you are going wrong then... :p
     

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