The Unwritten Rules of the LPA

81. It's okay to be a pervert.
82. But only if you're hawt.

 

#82 Only one rule per post as stated in the VERY FIRST POST, making Jesse dumb.

 

#83. Jesse doesn't really care and thus does what he wants.

 

#84: If Minus doesn't have you on his ignore list and you're a noob...no worries, he will soon.

 

#86 - DO NOT refer to me as "Jersey Shore" unless you know me. Even then. Don't.

 

#87 It's totally okay to ask for links when the leak happens.

 

88. Anyone asking for links leaves themselves open to excessive, almost unnecessarily high levels of trolling

 

89. Sup jersey shore

 

90. Don't open the door to the copy machine room. Unless you plan on watching Eric and I having sex.

 

91. You could call me Jersey Shore. I just want to have friends.

 

92. Stop fucking asking about where to find the fucking leak and then continue to fucking nooblise the fucking shoutbox.

 

93. Rule 92 has been mentioned like 3 freaking times, guys. Stop making it into a "new" rule. Then again it's Gloomy Mushroom, I wouldn't expect her to read the SECOND POST IN THE THREAD.

 

95. Minus can go eat my cunt out each time he says shit specifically on the days of my rag. I don't take #1 personally I have always wanted to say that to him.

 

#96 anyone reading that Sarah is on her rag is obligated to puke projectile vomit.

 

97. I talk and joke openly about womanly things.

 

#99 If you jokingly reword a lyric from a song to be slightly humorous, be prepared for an impromptu Minus parody of the entire song in the shoutbox.

 

#100

Baby Minus: Anytime someone says techno in a thread

Baby Minus: Someone HAS to post that gif.