The Unwritten Rules of the LPA

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Minus, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. Minus

    Minus I am not Mike Shinoda. LPA Addicted VIP

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    As the title states. The rules that aren't actually rules but are good points to live by while frequenting this forum.

    1 rule per post.

    1. Do not take Minus seriously.
     
  2. Emmet

    Emmet EVERYTHING IS AWESOME LPA Addicted VIP

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    2. No it didn't fucking leak yet, don't be gullible enough to let people make you think it did.
     
  3. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    3. Worship :alf: and quote him as often as possible.

    "I'll fuck you with scissors."
     
  4. Minus

    Minus I am not Mike Shinoda. LPA Addicted VIP

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    4. Enter the shoutbox at your own risk. Especially if the shoutbox is inhabited by quite a few bold, colored names.
     
  5. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    5. PM Joe pictures of your dick upon his request.
     
  6. Tim

    Tim My perversion power is accumulating LPA Super Member

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    6. You don't want to know what "pushpop" means.
     
  7. Minus

    Minus I am not Mike Shinoda. LPA Addicted VIP

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    7. Yes, for fuck's sake, Ree is a girl. And yes, as hinted at in Timothy's signature, she has a penis. And yes, this has everything to do with the previous rule discussing pushpops.
     
  8. Erica

    Erica Grab your hammer and heels LPA Über VIP

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    8. Don't ask. . . Just don't. . .
     
  9. Elaine

    Elaine The One They Call Elaine. LPA VIP

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    9. Do NOT talk about the LPA!
    9.1. Actually, do talk about the LPA.
     
  10. Kevin

    Kevin A Pattern To Be Followed. LPA Administrator

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    10. you must have a sense of humor, otherwise you're screwed here.
     
  11. cradle

    cradle bittersweet and' cross that horizon LPA VIP

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    11. Don't make double accounts cause cradle will kick you in the shit cunt:alf:.
    @You o so "Clever" one :trollface:
     
  12. HypnoToad

    HypnoToad Glory to the HypnoToad! LPA VIP

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    12. When HypnoToad posts in the shoutbox, everyone present must shout "GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD" at least 5 times.
     
  13. Hybrid

    Hybrid Friendly Resident Ghostbuster LPA Team

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    #13 Hybrid will probably talk about your mom. And it is probably true. Don't get your dick caught in a blender over it!
     
  14. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    14. You must learn the ways of :kappa: and apply it correctly.
     
  15. Manu

    Manu Seeking tenderness with a dagger

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    15. You are allowed to say Meteora is the band's best album, as long as you can justify it with more than just fanboyish bullshit.
     
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  16. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    16. You get bitches by playing guitar. I've seen it happen. :kappa:
     
  17. Mark

    Mark I'm Ron F***ing Swanson. LPA Administrator

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    17. Only real fans like Meteora.
     
  18. Zane

    Zane WARRIOR PRINCESS LPA Team

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    18. Emoticons: learn the history :dafuq::shankyshank::cocainefan::hobo::ketchup::rastamike::seaman::lazars:
     
  19. Erica

    Erica Grab your hammer and heels LPA Über VIP

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    19. Wear proper protection when sticking your dick in a blender
     
  20. The Joesen One

    The Joesen One Waiting for the OTHER end to come LPA Super Member

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    20. Abort shoutbox when specified by Minus.
     

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