THE SIMPSONS

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  1. RiverJudeAlexander

    RiverJudeAlexander Ambient

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    <div align=center>THE SIMPSONS</div>
    i know we all love them. [well, atleast MOST of us do] so why not devote a thread to them... write about anything. this is like random thoughts... except you can only talk about the simpsons... and their genius... HAVE FUN!!!

    let me start with homer. he's funny.

    [homer in his first and only love letter to marge]

    maybe it's the beer talking marge, but you got a butt that wont quit! they got these big chewy pretzels here aeroiawenfdsljt FIVE DOLLARS!!! get outta here...
     
  2. Jae

    Jae Well-Known Member

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    "You say that so much its lost all meaning!" ~ Homer Simpson...
     
  3. Cal

    Cal LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

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    Homer - if your gonna get angry when i do stupid things i guess i'll just have to stop doing stupid things
    Marge - good!
    Homer - fine (walks into car)

    the simpsons are the best thing ever created
     
  4. Kate

    Kate beat me senseless LPA Super Member

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    "Ah, sitting--the great leveler. From the mightiest pharoah down to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?" Montgomery Burns.

    Excellent...
     
  5. LornVourkolakas

    LornVourkolakas About To Blow Chunks

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    "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." - Homer

    I do that too.. :lol:
     
  6. Mark

    Mark I'm Ron F***ing Swanson. LPA Administrator

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    *homer and flanders are driving towards school in flanders' car with flanders' roof on the front as a snowplow. they're going to rescue children because they're stuck by snowstorm in Springfield Elimentary*

    Ned: "Homer, I don't see why we couldn't use your roof"
    Homer: "My car, your roof, it evens out!"
    Ned: "But it's my car!"
    Homer: "Pffft, whatever"
    .....
    *moments later*
    .....
    Ned: "I think you hit something!"
    Homer: "Haha, I hope it was Flanders!"
     
  7. Cal

    Cal LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

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    lmfao!!!!!
     
  8. BadAngel

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    SIMPSONS! I JUST LOVE THEM. they are so funny, Bart always gets in trouble & Homer it's so stupid.
    hahahaha i have a friend that looks exactly like Mill House ( i think i spelt it wrong, but anyway is the blue haired friend of Bart)
     
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    Homer - "No beer and no TV make Homer something something"
    Marge - "Go Crazy"
    Homer - " DONT MIND IF I DO"
    following - bunch of weird noices screaming and just Homer doing his thing.

    LOL Simpsons is soo awsome. Its amazing that they have been on the air for 13 years :eek:
     
  10. Hmm just think about what the instructor said "if you get it into any trouble just...nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all" STUPID SEXY FLANDERS, THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER,...one please he he - Homer Simpson
     
  11. Anthony.

    Anthony. .Orestes LPA Super VIP

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    If you don't like your job, you don't strike ; you just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
     
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    The Doctor I wear a fez now. Fez's are cool. LPA Super Member

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    "It's not that I dont care, its just that i dont understand!"~~~Homer.
     
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    The Simpsons is the best show on TV, ever. It's about all I watch!
     
  14. RiverJudeAlexander

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    simpsons have had 15 seasons... 1503 episodes... so far... they broke the record... after the flinstones... and then there's...

    homer.

    you had better speak up, i'm wearing a towel.


    oooooooh!!!
    ONE MORE THING!! is there anyone here who doesn't like the simpsons?? be honest... please...
     
  15. Phantom Duck

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    Simpson and South Park are the best thing that ever happened to TV.
     
  16. Cal

    Cal LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

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    thats weird cuz not that long ago they celebrated their 300th episode, where did the 1500 come from :huh:
     
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    Bart: I want a divorce from my parents.
    Lawer: Youwah!
    Bart: I said I want a divorce from my parents.
    Lawer: Yes, I heard you, I was just calling my secretary. Youwah, get me the standard 'Child Divorcing Parent' form.
    Youwah: Yes sir.
    *Youwah walks out of the room*







    Marge: You know what, I heard a wonderful saying today: Forgive and Forget...
    Homer: Yeh son, it's times like this I just look at my bracelet.
    *Homer shows Bart and Lisa his 'WWJD' bracelet*
    Lisa: Good point dad, what would Jesus do?
    Homer: Jesus!? I thought it was Jepeto. AHHH pfft...
    *Takes off bracelet and throws it away*



    Some Woman: I represent 'Viagragain', the topical rub for bald, impotent men.
    Homer: Well, I am bored and important, where do I sign?


    Both from the 300th Episode... That was an awesome episode :lol:


    I can't wait to see the one where they come to the UK in it :lol:
     
  18. Cal

    Cal LPA Super Member LPA Super Member

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    did someone say pfft (w00t)
     
  19. ProJecT NotHinG

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    Marge: Homer, the plant called...they said if you dont show up tomorrow, then don't bother showing up on Monday
    Homer: Whoo-Hoo!! 4 day weekend

    Got to love The Simpsons!!! Although my avatar has Boomhauer on it...thats just cause i talk like that, my gf calls me that so dont worry
     
  20. Anthony.

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    The coolest episode is the one when Homer goes in the 3D world :D . It's really funny :D .
     

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