The "no context" thread

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  1. Erica

    Erica Grab your hammer and heels LPA Über VIP

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    "I've been through more therapy than an ex alter boy."
     
  2. Lee

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    "Ooh, I love his belly hair!"
     
  3. Nish

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    "And then right in the middle of preaching to me, she projectile vomits all over the train"
     
  4. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    "We also saw that dude's flacid cock when the Wizard catapulted him into the roof."

    Straight-up don't know what this is referring to
     
  5. Erica

    Erica Grab your hammer and heels LPA Über VIP

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    "You, me. We never would have worked. . . I'm not rapey enough for you."
     
  6. Calvin

    Calvin The rhythm projects 'round the next sound... LPA VIP

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    "...the opera is here"
     
  7. Nish

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    "I think she got decks mixed up with dicks"
     
  8. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    "if you're looking for a good time, I've got a Banana Republic credit card and party fondue book"
     
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    Theazninvasion68 It's like blood to a vampire, our tragic desire. LPA Super VIP

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    "... a delicious white gooey stuff with chocolate and scrumptious dry, brown bits all around it in your mouth."
     
  10. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    "I can see why you'd want to smother her with a futon"
     
  11. Erica

    Erica Grab your hammer and heels LPA Über VIP

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    -"get deep"

    -"don't you mean GO deep?"

    -"sure, why not."
     
  12. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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  13. Nish

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    "fuck off you fucking hillbilly cunt" :lol:
     
  14. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    "Oh buck up, fuckup, those are like hot poker love-taps."
     
  15. Nish

    Nish Well-Known Member

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    "listen nish, we cant all break our fingers in someones arsehole everyday"
     
  16. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    'You should try deeper'.
     
  17. Nish

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    "Friendship is two pals munching on a face together"
     
  18. Flagrare

    Flagrare 'Majestic Dick. Brazilian Snake Cock. And Cunts. LPA Super Member

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    'You need to suck with more will"
     
  19. Minus

    Minus I am not Mike Shinoda. LPA Addicted VIP

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    My jeans are brown here. *sniff* Oh it's okay, it's only cocoa butter.
     
  20. Zak

    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    "I've been bitten"
    "so have I"
     
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