The "no context" thread

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    Erica

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    "Ooh, I love his belly hair!"
     
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    "We also saw that dude's flacid cock when the Wizard catapulted him into the roof."

    Straight-up don't know what this is referring to
     
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    Erica

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    Nish

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    Erica

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    -"get deep"

    -"don't you mean GO deep?"

    -"sure, why not."
     
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    Nish

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    "fuck off you fucking hillbilly cunt" :lol:
     
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    Nish

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    "listen nish, we cant all break our fingers in someones arsehole everyday"
     
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    Flagrare

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    'You should try deeper'.
     
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    Nish

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    "Friendship is two pals munching on a face together"
     
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    Flagrare

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    'You need to suck with more will"
     
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    My jeans are brown here. *sniff* Oh it's okay, it's only cocoa butter.
     
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    Zak HEY, EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

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    "so have I"
     
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