Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by minuteforce, May 11, 2012.
"I've been through more therapy than an ex alter boy."
"Ooh, I love his belly hair!"
"And then right in the middle of preaching to me, she projectile vomits all over the train"
"We also saw that dude's flacid cock when the Wizard catapulted him into the roof."
Straight-up don't know what this is referring to
"You, me. We never would have worked. . . I'm not rapey enough for you."
"...the opera is here"
"I think she got decks mixed up with dicks"
"if you're looking for a good time, I've got a Banana Republic credit card and party fondue book"
"... a delicious white gooey stuff with chocolate and scrumptious dry, brown bits all around it in your mouth."
"I can see why you'd want to smother her with a futon"
-"don't you mean GO deep?"
-"sure, why not."
"Whenever I buy carrots they never have their bellend normally."
"fuck off you fucking hillbilly cunt"
"Oh buck up, fuckup, those are like hot poker love-taps."
"listen nish, we cant all break our fingers in someones arsehole everyday"
'You should try deeper'.
"Friendship is two pals munching on a face together"
'You need to suck with more will"
My jeans are brown here. *sniff* Oh it's okay, it's only cocoa butter.
"I've been bitten"
"so have I"
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