The "no context" thread

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  1. hawk

    hawk because the internet LPA Super VIP

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    :lol: Good ol' times in the shoutbox.
     
  2. Lee

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    "Then why are you sitting on my face?!!"
     
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    "This is what it sounds like when you pour kerosine on a squirrel and ignite it." was a better one haha
     
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  5. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    "Now where's that thai prostitute shout..."
     
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    "She wants to see your dick flap!"
     
  7. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    "At least I'm still the only dude getting hand jobs off Thor though."
     
  8. Lee

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    "Stupid unicorn, why won't you poop already!"
     
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    jadesloth it could be worse

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    "and how many times have I told you I don't answer to naked mole rats!"
     
  12. Lee

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    "I have Linkin Park on my lap."
     
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    "So there I was, cuddling my apples"
     
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    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    "Well that teeth necklace does sound tempting..."
     
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    Erica Grab your hammer and heels LPA Über VIP

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    "If you whip it out, they'll give it to you, two for ten"
     
  17. Lee

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    "Just suck it already!"
     
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    "What are ya buyin? What are ya sellin'? Whose d*ck are ya suckin'?"
     
  19. Nish

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    "Looks like a hurricane outside, well better do some MIG welding"
     
  20. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    "For all I know you all have tasty boobs."
     
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