Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by minuteforce, May 11, 2012.
"ok this is your first driving lesson i wont you to reverse forwards"
Well, I have no idea how we're gonna get it out of her. We're gonna have to pry it out of her somehow-- with tweezers.
"Dude, that's to much shit for just one pie".
"my dick fell off and was stitched back on"
"I killed them because they took my baby to worship it for luck in their plan to make money because they wanted to see Pacman with legs."
"Once I got to the middle of it, I had to lick it all out!"
"She's got lips like bacon."
"How long it took?? It was fast??"
"if you bite this one bit off... it looks like a penis! with veins and everything!"
"No, Polly's breasts tasted like pork."
So it took 3 weeks for it to come out which messed it up so now it looks like a puppy got punched in the face
"Wtf, it's that short?"
I know it sounds like I'm dying but I'm just out of breath
I bet your talking about Victimized
"Can I kill you Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck?"
"You made me do this!"
"Yeah, she tasted wonderful..."
"does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked"
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