The "no context" thread

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  1. Star Scream

    Star Scream Does A Machine Like You Ever Experience Fear

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  2. Elaine

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    Well, I have no idea how we're gonna get it out of her. We're gonna have to pry it out of her somehow-- with tweezers.
     
  3. Dusty

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    "my dick fell off and was stitched back on"
     
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    "How long it took?? It was fast??"
     
  9. minuteforce

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    "if you bite this one bit off... it looks like a penis! with veins and everything!"
     
  10. Lee

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    "No, Polly's breasts tasted like pork."
     
  11. Minus

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    Stupid pirates.
     
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  13. Delicious Dave

    Delicious Dave I'm gonna drive you into your own anus.

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    So it took 3 weeks for it to come out which messed it up so now it looks like a puppy got punched in the face
     
  14. Decay

    Decay Smoke bomb!

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    "Wtf, it's that short?"
     
  15. Delicious Dave

    Delicious Dave I'm gonna drive you into your own anus.

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    I know it sounds like I'm dying but I'm just out of breath
     
  16. Delicious Dave

    Delicious Dave I'm gonna drive you into your own anus.

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    I bet your talking about Victimized :stewie:
     
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    "Yeah, she tasted wonderful..."
     
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    "does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked"
     
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