The "no context" thread

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    Star Scream

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    Well, I have no idea how we're gonna get it out of her. We're gonna have to pry it out of her somehow-- with tweezers.
     
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    "Dude, that's to much shit for just one pie".
     
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    "my dick fell off and was stitched back on"
     
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    "How long it took?? It was fast??"
     
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    "if you bite this one bit off... it looks like a penis! with veins and everything!"
     
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    Stupid pirates.
     
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    Nobody Can Dave Me

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    So it took 3 weeks for it to come out which messed it up so now it looks like a puppy got punched in the face
     
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    "Wtf, it's that short?"
     
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    Nobody Can Dave Me

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    I know it sounds like I'm dying but I'm just out of breath
     
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    Nobody Can Dave Me

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    I bet your talking about Victimized :stewie:
     
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    "Yeah, she tasted wonderful..."
     
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    "does not sound like a cat being burned last time that I checked"
     
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