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Legendary Shoutbox Quotes

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Ree, May 28, 2012.

  1. Liz

    Liz ChainsawLiz LPA VIP

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    Hahahh! Yeah! Srsly laughed out loud on that one xD
     
  2. Minus

    Minus ohai LPA Addicted VIP

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    Should've kept Cradle's name like that for a month.
     
  3. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. With adorable feet. LPA Contributor

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    Ah, had we thought about it back then it could've been included in the bet, damn :lol:
     
  4. Liz

    Liz ChainsawLiz LPA VIP

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    Joe: The runway isn't the only landing strip Canadian Joe lowers into.

    Joe: Liz always rides in her own private section of Canadian Joe's plane. First clASS.
     
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  5. Ree

    Ree a female witch. LPA Administrator

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    Post them all, Liz! Screencaps. :kappa:
     
  6. cradle

    cradle bittersweet and' cross that horizon LPA VIP

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    Trust me I would have gotten banned before that.
     
  7. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    ----- "CHOCOLATE ... BUT NO CONDOMS"
    <During a lengthy and erotic discussion about chocolate ...>
    Ree: Tim, do you have Lindor Lindt chocs over there?
    Zakaria: Lindt Lindor is soooo gooood.
    Zakaria: Yet so expensive.
    <Canadian Joe enters>
    Canadian Joe: *yawn*
    Ree: Hello!
    Timothy: We do, Ree!
    Timothy: I've never tried it, though. xD
    Ree: You should! They're amazing.
    Liz: Lindt.. God I love those *-*
    <Tim looks up "Lindt Lindor">
    Timothy: Holy shit, they sell it everywhere around here.
    Liz: xD
    Liz: TRY THEM!
    Liz: NAOOOO!
    Zakaria: Lindor is the premium brand of chocolate.
    Zakaria: Not for the working class. :kappa:
    Timothy: Well, I'm a man of refined tastes. :kappa:
    Ree: You can taste the quality. :chocoface:
    Canadian Joe: Lindor does kick some serious ass, I'll admit that
    Timothy: Jesus.
    Timothy: Literally every store in Palm Beach County sells this shit. :lol:
    Liz: THEN GO BUY SOME!
    Ree: Pick some up tonight. :kappa:
    Timothy: I'm too fat to move right now.
    Zakaria: Get it delivered via pack mule.
    Canadian Joe: I'm just too damn lazy
    Timothy: I'm willing to pay the premium if it makes my dick hard.
    Timothy: Oh, I didn't just think that. I typed it.
    Liz: xDD
    Timothy: Nothing gets me to full mast like chocolate.
    Joe: Tim is horny. Must be the chocolate talk. :chocoface:
    Liz: :shifty: Better get over there, Joe
    Timothy: We're going to watch shirtless men fight. Together.
    Liz: Naked?
    Joe: Exactly. I've already started solo.
    Joe: Working up to a semi as we speak.
    Timothy: Yeah, you've got to pace yourself. Can't go into it rock hard and ready to root.
    minuteforce: Pushpop
    Zakaria: I was about to say that Tim.


    Canadian Joe will return in ... "FLIGHT OF THE CANADIAN JOE"
     
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  8. Andreina

    Andreina Proud Venezuelan LP fan. With adorable feet. LPA Contributor

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    God I missed Minute's shoutbox recaps :lol: .. Though I did see this one live, I was just in stalk mode :shifty:
     
  9. Malvar

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    Sem título.jpg
     
  10. Ree

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    I think this screencap Todd posted gives a little indication of the madness that took place in the Shoutbox tonight. :lol:

    [​IMG]

    Thanks to Chocolate Raj Brownie!
     
  11. Luke

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    I win.
     
  12. Ree

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  13. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    Good.
     
  14. Tim

    Tim My perversion power is accumulating LPA Super Member

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    A discussion on Japanese porn leads to a revelation about one of the LPA's very own, and Zakaria coins a new shoutbox catchphrase.

    __________________________________


    Joe: Wait a minute...
    Joe: You've BEEN to Tokyo, RIGHT?
    Liz: Yes, I've been to Tokyo xD
    Joe: I thought I recognised that chick in "Sushi in Sweden"...
    Zakaria: Ahahahaha
    Liz: SHIT... Fuck.. Uhm....
    Liz: -runs away-
    Ree: oh dear :lol:
    Timothy: THAT'S YOUR PIXELATED BUSH?
    Joe: I KNEW IT
    Zakaria: WELL
    Liz: So you guys watched that huh..?
    Joe: When I saw those Doctor Who panties drop I should have known.
    Ree: I see it unpixelated. :kappa:
    Joe: I thought they only pixelate penises? :lol:
    Zakaria: And clits.
    Joe: Ah, thanks, Zak...
    Zakaria: LOL
    Joe: "And clits."
    Timothy: "And clits" might be one of my favorite shouts ever.
    Joe: My new favourite quote.
     
  15. Ree

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    On a serious note, though, pussy.

    And clits.
     
  16. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    This is a little overdue ...

    ----- "FLIGHT OF THE CANADIAN JOE"
    <Further discussion leads to Zak linking to the polygon for all to see>
    Liz: Btw... Joe isn't in that thing :shifty:
    Timothy: Two Joe's might be a... (wait for it) JOEVERLOAD.
    Timothy: Ba-Dum-Tish
    Liz: :awesome:
    Zakaria: That is so bad Tim. :lol:
    Liz: Srsly though. We need to find a way to add Joe to that.... :shinado:
    Joe: You want to fuck Canadian Joe, Liz. We get it.
    Timothy: lol
    Timothy: In the pilot's seat.
    Liz: No.. I'm exclusive for Ree!
    Zakaria: For now
    Timothy: "We're experiencing some turbulence now."
    Joe: Liz is the founding member of the Mile High Club.
    Liz: There's only one more person I would be exclusive for here, I ain't telling you who though :shifty:
    Joe: I bet she rides in the cockpit ALL the time.
    Timothy: "A Mile High and Balls Deep."
    <A wild Ree appears!>
    Ree: WHICH CUNT STOLE YOU FROM ME, LIZ?
    Timothy: I know who. :shinado:
    Timothy: And I'm not talking about me.
    Joe: The runway isn't the only landing strip Canadian Joe lowers into.
    Liz: Don't worry, Ree! It hasn't happened! Yet..
    Joe: The nuts Canadian Joe serves up aren't exactly kosher.
    Timothy: It's blatantly obvious. :kappa:
    Liz: Oh really, Tim? :kappa:
    Ree: Oh, I know.
    Joe: Okay, ree I can handle. But you cross the fucking line when you talk about Kappa.
    Timothy: Everyone's mouth is open in Canadian Joe's Party Plane of Penetration.
    Ree: You can't handle me, Joe. :kappa:
    <Canadian Joe re-emerges>
    Canadian Joe: Holy fuck, guys :lol:
    Joe: Liz always rides in her own private section of Canadian Joe's plane. First clASS.
    Zakaria: Holy fuck indeed Joe
    Zakaria: :head:
    Timothy: Every landing is a rough landing on Canadian Joe's aero-rod.
    Liz: Ree, no one can handle you, except me ofc :kappa:
    Timothy: See.
    minuteforce: I see.
    Timothy: Obvious. :kappa:
    Ree: I bet Canadian Joe pushes all the right buttons, eh Liz? :kappa:
    Joe: I'm not even going to argue that, Ree. Haha.
    Joe: But just remember the animal I turn into when I wear that Kappa mask. :kappa:
    Zakaria: Canadian Joe handles his joystick well.
    minuteforce: Canadian Joe flicks them switches. ;)
    Timothy: He checks the analmetric pressure regularly.
    Joe: Liz loves to buckle up when riding the Boning - 747.
    Zakaria: Liz loves it when Joe fastens her seatbelt nice and tight so she's ready for the ride.
    Joe: I was referencing the popular aircraft Boeing - 747. I expected a small pop atleast!
    Liz: Pop huh? :shifty:
    Timothy: Ugh, this shit just switches on a dime.
    Zakaria: I knew what you were getting at Joe.
    <Tim decides to leave>
    Timothy: Night.
    Zakaria: Night Timothy.
    Liz: Ah, night Tim D:
    Zakaria: I think I'll also leave. Night Liz and co.!
    Kevinksi: Night Tim
    Kevinksi: Night Zak
    Liz: Night, Zak
    Nish: Night Nish
    Liz: :lol:
     
  17. Zane

    Zane WARRIOR PRINCESS LPA Team

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    Zakaria: [​IMG]
     
  18. TheZlajaZlo

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  19. minuteforce

    minuteforce Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance. LPA Team

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    ^ Do not remember saying that. Bravo, past-minuteforce. You're cooler than I am. :lol:
     
  20. Robert

    Robert Not Filip. Über Member

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    Anelle Botha: FLAGRARE

    Anelle Botha: you naughty boy
     

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