Legendary Shoutbox Quotes

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    Ree

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    We know all the cool people hang out in the Shoutbox. The archive is full of randomness and hilarious conversations so post your favorite Shouts in here. You can post screencaps or just copy and paste them.

    RULE: You CANNOT quote yourself. (I'm looking at you, Minus)

    Warning: You must have a strong stomach to make it through the Shoutbox archive.

    :kappa:

    Edit: One thread with ALL legendary shouts is better. Let the lulz commence. Although Joe is still the awesomest shoutbox poster <3.
     
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    Liz

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    And Ree, we know you love Joe! No need to put it out there so clearly! GET A ROOM!
     
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    Joe - I once had chesters ballsack hanging on my forehead and then his ass sweat drip on my face and I couldn't breathe.
     
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    All the girls blew their load when they heard Joe talk on the radio.
     
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    New try!

    This is my personal fave so far :lol:

    Joe-llama1.jpg Joe-llama2.jpg Joe-llama3.jpg Joe-llama4.jpg Joe-llama5.jpg Joe-llama6.jpg Joe-llama7.jpg Joe-llama8.jpg
     
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    Joe: By the time I'm done with you the "Leaks" in your name is going to refer to the one happening in your pants.
     
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    Joe on a potential staff Skype meeting: "Try me tomorrow or Sunday though. You know, when I'm actually off work and not more tired than a prostitute who's just done DVDA."
     
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    Hybrid - I wouldn't click on any of Adams (AdamLovesAppelez) links if i was you.

    That was awesome, cuz its true! :lol:
     
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    Sarah - I haven't had sex in two months.
    Joe - Oh dear God, kill me now.
     
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    Ree: I took a pic with Joe today *fangirls*
     
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    Night of Neptune - This user is on your ignore list.
     
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    awesome.jpg
     
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    Joe: At first I thought it said be at the blue waffle.

    Joe: At that point I thought to fucking hell with this scavenger hunt.

    Nish: That'd add a whole new dimension to this scavenger hunt joe haha

    Nish: It'd become more Fear Factor and less Amazing Race

    Joe: Indeed. Would be more like a scavenger cunt than a scavenger hunt.

    Joe: I think that's it, Nish. Joe rogan will be at the blue whale at 3PM to dish out a Fear Factor task before we get the next clue. You'll have to eat whale testicles whilst looking at the blue waffle.
     
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    Winner winner chicken dinner.
     
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    Glad to be of service :awesome:

    Joe: NOT YET ZAK! Had a fight with a hobo in a public park, had to steal his shopping cart to make it down the hard shoulder of the freeway. Just saw a sign-post for Nottingham. Almost there!

    Joe: He'd push Liz on the bed and be like "Now... THIS is a time for dick measuring" *unzips pants* (About Liam Neeson)

    Joe: "Dammit, woman! Unbutton my pants" (Still Liam Neeson)

    Joe: I will find you. I will undress you... and I will fuck you. (Taken monologue changed into something sexual for me... xD)
     
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    Derek: The LPA likes it on top I see.
     
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    But you're missing out on all my wins if I don't search for them myself.
     
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    Joe, did you add the invisible text to my post? HAHAHA :lol:

    You can break the rule once in a while, Minus.
     
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